Lu Haoyan felt that his life might really be ruined at the hands of this boy who was standing in front of his bed with a pillow.

"Hey, you sleep on the couch, the bed is mine."

Lin Duxiao didn't mean to turn around and go out to the sofa, but took another step in the direction of the bed, "But uncle, I won't be able to sleep on the sofa, can't I sleep in the bed?" ”

"Damn! Big brother, please, okay, I can't sleep on the sofa. ”

"So what to do?"

is obviously the age of a high school student, but it makes Lu Haoyan feel like seeing the face of the devil, this person is so terrible, so terrible that Lu Haoyan always feels that something is going to happen in his heart. "Then you go out and find a hotel to sleep in!"

"But my uncle has agreed to let me stay with you." Lin Duxiao is not too good at anything in his life, he is a first-class strong in selling cuteness and tricks, staring at the vigilant little white sheep on the bed with big watery eyes, yes, it is an aries, Lin Duxiao has already made up his mind in his heart.

"You, go out, turn right, you're gone!" What Lu Haoyan saw from the boy's big watery eyes was not the softness of his heart, but a kind of fear, this innate fear sounded in his heart, and a strong alarm sounded.

This person, it's too dangerous.

Lin Duxiao hooked the corners of her lips and threw the pillow on the bed with a slight smile, and then lifted the quilt and drilled inside, Damn, Lu Haoyan wore a pair of shorts from top to bottom, and now next to him is a neatly dressed high school student with an innocent face, think about this scene, do you feel weird?

"Uncle, let's just sleep together." Lin Duxiao put his hand around Lu Haoyan's waist, and the whole person drilled into his arms, and the soft hair hung down on his chest like this, Lu Haoyan never thought that he would be eaten tofu by such a little kid in his life, thinking that when he kissed Gu Heng, this little kid was not born yet, and now the child is so active? No, no matter how you say it, he also has the dignity of a man, and he can't always be extinguished by this child who is 10 years younger than himself.

He reflexively pressed Lin Duxiao under him, then pinched his chin with his hand and forced him to look at him, and said in a slightly hoarse voice: "I'll give you the bed to sleep in, do you want to pay for it?" ”

Little brat, fight with your Uncle Lu, ah no, fight with your Brother Lu, damn the one who was taken by this bear child and felt that he was an uncle, I see if you dare to provoke me again.

Lin Duxiao's eyes flashed, his hands hugged his neck, and directly brought down Lu Haoyan, who was unprepared, and then put his mouth up.

it? it? it! Am I dreaming? Life, the first time in life, ahhh Damn, isn't it disgusting for a man to kiss a man, ah, the first time I kissed Gu Heng, ah, bah, it's not this, it's not this now, what the hell is the current situation?

Lu Haoyan stared at this high school student who was sitting on top of him, and didn't react for a while.

"Uncle, you're hard." Lin Duxiao touched Lu Haoyan's little brother, and then said with a smile, "Now, do you want to do it?" ”

What the hell, what the hell, what the hell?!!!

After Lu Haoyan dragged the bear child off his body, he pulled up a sheet and wrapped it around his body, got off the bed, gritted his teeth, and glared at Lin Duxiao on the bed with a charming expression, "Isn't it okay to give you the bed?" ”

"Uncle." Lin Duxiao may have also felt something, and called out in a low voice.

Lu Haoyan didn't even look back angrily and said, "What are you doing!" ”

"It's 12 o'clock." Lin Duxiao stared at the clock on the wall, and then said with a low smile, "Happy birthday, uncle." ”

This bear child is deliberate, deliberately to emphasize my age, Lu Haoyan leaned on the sofa and lazily exhaled a puff of cigarette, "......"

I can't say that I am bent, even if it is a fact that I like Gu Heng, it seems that he will only be like that, and the closest one left is probably ......

"Ding-dong......"

The doorbell rang at this time, who would come at 12 o'clock, bent down to extinguish the cigarette butt, took a coat and covered his body, and then walked straight to the door.

“Surprise~”

There was a big cake at the door, the candles had not been extinguished, Gu Heng's eyebrows and eyes were crooked when he smiled in the candlelight, oh, and Yang Jinyao, who twisted his head to the side awkwardly, this poker face that had not changed for 10,000 years was as bad as ever.

It's a damn 27-year-old again, so the more I grow up, the more I hate birthdays, but: "Thank you for sending us Gu Heng over, you went out and turned left, and I didn't see you." After finishing speaking, he immediately dragged Gu Heng into his arms, and originally wanted to shut out this stinky Yang Jinyao with a poker face, but it didn't seem to be successful......

Holding Gu Heng's wrist for 10 seconds, Yang Jinyao took the cake in Gu Heng's hand and smashed it into this stinky and shameless one.

Yang Jinyao didn't even look at the embarrassed man standing in front of him who was smashed from head to foot by cream, and concentrated on licking a small piece of cream on Gu Heng's face in his arms, and then said softly: "Why don't you try to smear some cream on you next time and eat you?" ”

Before Gu Heng could give Yang Jinyao a kick, a soft muttering voice came from the room: "It's so noisy." ”

Lu Haoyan forgot that there was still a * hidden in the room, and when he heard the voice, his face was pale and he wanted to push the two out, but it was too late, Lin Duxiao was wearing a big short-sleeved shirt, and he came out with two white slender legs, as if he had just woken up with a hint of flushing on his face.

Lu ...... Land...... Lu Haoyan...... You actually ......" Gu Heng didn't know what to say for a while.

Yang Jinyao knocked on his head and said, "I said let you stop this, it's not right for you to look at the good things of bad people." ”

“……”

"Gu Heng, don't listen to his nonsense, you have to remember that I only have you in my heart." Lu Haoyan stared pitifully at Gu Heng, who wanted to rub Gu Heng's face full of cream, Yang Jinyao immediately blocked in front of Gu Heng and then pointed behind him.

Lin Duxiao grabbed the corner of Lu Haoyan's clothes tightly, and then opened his eyes wide, with an expression on his face, why did you abandon me, and said in a trembling voice: "Haohao, don't you want me?" ”

"Haohao?" Gu Heng and Lu Haoyan called out at the same time, and Yang Jinyao tried to keep himself from laughing with a smile on the side.

Lu Haoyan looked at the little brat's red eyes that were already overflowing with tears with an incredulous expression, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

"Haohao, you just kissed me and slept with me, how can you like others, you don't want me anymore, right, I know you just think we are a lot older than us, you just dislike me for being underage, but is it my fault, Haohao, I will listen to you obediently, I will do whatever you let me do in bed, so please, don't want me, okay......"

Damn, this dead child, who did you learn acting from, just this crappy 205 acting skills even deceived the two people standing at the door, Gu Heng pulled Yang Jinyao's clothes, and then turned his head sideways and whispered: "Happy birthday Lu Haoyan, I will leave first with Yang Jinyao if I have something to do, you continue to ......"

Lu Haoyan watched Gu Heng leave his house as if he was fleeing, and there was no room for explanation, and the dead child had already stretched his waist and returned to the room to continue to prepare to sleep.

It's so undignified! It's like being taken away!

Lu Haoyan rushed to the room murderously, lifted the quilt, and Lin Duxiao's sleeping posture was unobstructed, and the tears that were still there just now did not know where they had disappeared.

"Hey, Uncle is just joking, why are you so serious."

Lu Haoyan smiled and pressed on Lin Duxiao's body with a charming face, and then casually picked up the tie thrown on the pillow and tied his hands to the head of the bed: "I'm here to pamper you." ”