Shouldn't a normal person's reaction be a state of fear and panic of "I was wrong, please forgive me"? So......

"Uncle, I didn't expect you to be good, I don't have a problem with sadomasochism or something, remember to tap it later, it's my first time." After Lin Duxiao finished speaking, he blinked and killed him, and licked the corners of his mouth with his tongue, as if the person who was going to be eaten now was Lu Haoyan.

I'm afraid, I'm really afraid, damn it, is he a normal person! Filthy Demon King, this man!

"You, you, you...... You're just asleep tonight! Don't run blindly, you know! Lu Haoyan was embarrassed and wanted to climb off Lin Duxiao's body, but before he could move, he was surrounded by the boy's legs, and then he didn't stand firm and fell on Lin Duxiao's body.

"Uncle, I didn't expect you to think of me so much." Lin Duxiao's voice was a little hoarse and said, "Actually, you don't have to pounce on me like this, you can come directly." ”

"Demons!" Lu Haoyan glared at this person who was smaller than himself viciously, En...... A high school student who is almost 10 years old couldn't help but blurt out for a while.

Lin Duxiao suddenly smiled slightly when he heard his words, "Huh? What did you just say about me? ”

"I'm talking about you demons!"

"I'll give you another chance." Lin Duxiao's smile became bigger and bigger, and although Lu Haoyan had an ominous premonition, he still replied angrily to him in the spirit of I am a person with backbone.

"Demons!"

I don't know when the tie tied on my hand was untied, Lin Duxiao reflexively pressed Lu Haoyan under him, and then exhaled softly towards his ear, looking at the person under him trembling lightly, he couldn't help but laugh again, "Uncle, I didn't expect you to be so sensitive." ”

The boy who was a head and a half shorter than himself felt quite speechless, so he was also a soldier, okay? So! What does this mean, it was easy to push him away, but he never used his strength, not so much that he couldn't exert his strength, but he was simply frightened by his aura and couldn't move.

So Lu Haoyan may not know that the bear that the old man gave him at the beginning was not the old man's own master, but Lin Duxiao pointed to the bear and then looked at the old man with a smile and said, "Uncle, I want him." "The old man was also frightened by this kind of smiling aura, so he didn't want to give it to him. In fact, as everyone knows, what Lin Duxiao wanted at that time was not actually the bear, but Lu Haoyan, next to the bear was a photo of Lu Haoyan and Yang Jinyao, the old man mistakenly thought that it was the bear that he wanted, this incident made Lu Haoyan hate him for a long time, and at the same time made Lin Duxiao hold a grudge to the present.

"Sensitive your sister, your whole family is sensitive!" Lu Haoyan called out with a red face.

"Shhh ”

Lu Haoyan didn't hear anything wrong, so he shouted with a dead face: "I care about you, I'll just say that I say it, you are sensitive, your whole family is sensitive!" ”

"Uncle, I will call you Haohao in the future."

"Haohao, your sister! No way! How disgusting! Are you a sissy? ”

"Am I supposed to gag you at this time?" Lin Duxiao said with his fingers caressing Lu Haoyan's lips.

Lu Haoyan watched as the high school student brought his face closer and closer, lying there weakly and not knowing what to do for a while, so he simply closed his eyes and didn't look at him.

After waiting for a while, there was no movement before I opened my eyes, and found that Lin Duxiao was holding a mobile phone and taking all kinds of close-ups for him, "Hey, I didn't say it, uncle, you blushed and waited for me to kiss you It's cute." ”

“……”

"Look, I haven't noticed that your eyelashes are so long."

“……”

"My mouth is so red, like I've just been kissed!"

“……”

"Huh? Why don't you speak? ”

"Get out!"

Lu Haoyan's rare holiday was a restless chicken dog destined to be disturbed by this bear child, so that when Shang Bai came to knock on his door, he was full of resentment and went to open the door with a black face.

When Shang Bai was sympathetic on the surface, he secretly listened to Lu Haoyan's complaint in his heart, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, it's really hard for you." ”

You must know that if this bear kid didn't come out to clean up this 190 big man, no, it should be this 190 bastard boy, and one day he will have to tie him with a rope to an iron pillar on the sentry and freeze him for a night.

Lu Haoyan leaned lazily on the sofa and took a deep breath of cigarette before he remembered to ask Shang Bai: "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Did you smash the Colonel's hot water bottle before you left the army?"

"Damn, he can find out, I just broke the liner of his hot water bottle" Lu Haoyan pursed his mouth and continued, "Then who let him saw my stool leg last time, I broke him a hot water bottle." ”

"Really?" Shang Bai held his cheeks and stared at the man with a smoke ring and asked rhetorically.

"He was in a yellow cage on his bed." Lu Haoyan dodged Shang Bai with a weak heart and said softly with an expression of "what should you do".

"Did you know that the Colonel is waiting for you to go back and clean you up now."

I'm sorry, it's better to go back and be cleaned up by him than to be bullied by this bear child here, after Lu Haoyan put out the cigarette, he stepped forward and held Shang Bai's hand with a pouted mouth and said: "Oba~ You want to take me back, don't you, take me back quickly, although I am discharged from the army, I still love the motherland and still want to contribute to the country, I can't see the light of day here, I would rather be trained by our Min Min than live here as good as a dog." ”

"It's okay to take you away, first ......" Shang Bai smiled slightly and pulled Lu Haoyan's collar, pulled him into front of him almost face to face distance and said, "Did you use my shower gel." ”

"I swear I didn't! It's really not for me. ”

"Really? But some people said they saw you take the shower gel away from my shelf. ”

Yang Jinyao scolded in a hateful whisper: "San'er is a traitor." ”

"Oh? Admit it, huh? Shang Bai was still not distempered, and then he had already figured out hundreds of ways to cut him with a thousand knives.

"Brother, big brother, it's really not for me, your shower gel."

"Then what are you doing with my shower gel?"

"I saw that Erhuang rolled in the mud twice that day, and his body was weird and dirty......"

His eyelids jumped desperately, and Shang Bai tried hard to hold back the desire to kill, and kept telling himself to calm down.

"So what?"

"I took your shower gel and gave Erhuang a bath, and then I found that your shower gel was very fragrant, so I said to Erhuang, 'You are also pitiful, I've never taken a fragrant bath in my life', don't you say that Erhuang seemed to understand at the time, his eyes drooped, then you said how long Erhuang has been with us, the feelings are deep, right, I poured all your shower gel and gave him a bath for more than an hour, you said that my heart is kind, I see that Erhuang is so wet and can't do it, so I took the towel you put next to the basin and wiped it for Erhuang. ”

Shang Bai blurted out and scolded: "Your uncle's is my face towel!" ”

Lu Haoyan pulled Shang Bai's already angry trembling hand off his collar with a hippie smile, and then said with a serious face: "So I'm afraid that you will use it in a hurry, and I will put it back for you after wiping Erhuang." ”

Can't help it, can't help it! This Nima is a demon! After hearing this, Shang Bai stepped forward and wanted to give him an elbow, but at this time, the door suddenly opened, Lin Duxiao stood at the door with a plastic bag in his hand, looking blankly at the two people who were ready to fight, and then stepped forward and threw the schoolbag, threw it next to Lu Haoyan, hugged his arm, looked at Shang Bai and said, "Are you Haohao's friend?" ”

"Huh? Ah, my roommate ...... "Shang Bai has been messing around with a group of rough men all day long, he thought that Lu Haoyan had very few thin skin and tender meat, and Lin Duxiao jumped out like this, but he scared himself, girl? No, no...... Oh my! This kid is too cute, isn't he? Shang Bai looked at Lu Haoyan with a suspicious expression, expressing a deep sense of distrust for the history of the bear child's deeds in Lu Haoyan's mouth, how can such a high school student be worse than Lu Haoyan's old fritter?

"Hello, I'm Lin Duxiao, do you want to stay and eat, I brought some cooking back from school." Lin Duxiao smiled sweetly at Shang Bai, and the two dimples at the corners of his mouth almost sucked Shang Bai in.

Shang Bai, who looked like Zhengtai's strange uncle feelings, followed Lin Duxiao to the table, and Lu Haoyan followed behind and whispered to Shang Bai: "It's not right for him to be like this, brother, you have to be careful." ”

"Haohao, what are you talking about, come and eat together, I made it for you."

"No, you can eat it, I've eaten it." Lu Haoyan didn't know that Lin Duxiao's heart was a little bad, and he didn't have to do anything to lose, which he had remembered in his heart since he was a child, and he was not as stupid as someone else.

"But, but Hao Hao ......" Lin Duxiao stared at Lu Haoyan pitifully and said, "Hao Hao, you can just eat a few bites, okay, I brought it back at school." ”

Damn it, you don't want to stare at me like that!

Lin Duxiao looked at the two people sitting at the dining table obediently with a smile on his face, and took out two lunch boxes from his plastic bag, which Lu Haoyan regretted as soon as he took them out.

"What the hell is this?"

"Fried toads."

"Black?"

"The waste of toads in today's biology class is also a waste, so I went to the cooking club to learn fried toads from them."

Shang Bai's eyelids jumped suddenly, and he wanted to pull away the stool and run, but was pulled by Lu Haoyan again, "Shang Bai, don't you want to eat?" Where are you going now. ”

"I, I, I...... I'm going to the bathroom. "Shang Bai has been frightened a lot, this Nima is a wolf in sheep's clothing, I didn't believe what Lu Haoyan said before just now, brother, I really blame you!

"Oh, and this dish, fried cabbage with earthworms."

Lu Haoyan grabbed Shang Bai with one hand to prevent him from escaping, and pinched his thigh with the other hand to keep himself awake and not faint, "Why does this earthworm seem to be moving?" ”

"Oh, our biology teacher asked us to study whether the earthworms were still alive after being cut in half, and then there were a lot of earthworms left, Haohao, you don't know, they didn't even die! Half cut and didn't die! I see that their vitality is so tenacious that I can't kill them, so I fried some cabbage and put them in, you see how cute they are, I think Japanese food can also eat sashimi, you try to eat raw earthworms. ”

Shang Bai held back the churning in his stomach, ripped off Lu Haoyan's hand and ran to the door, Lu Haoyan stared at his distant back and shouted desperately: "Shang Bai, I want to go with you, I want to find Min Min!" You ask Min Min if he wants me anymore! ”

said that there are difficulties and blessings, this guy ran faster than anyone else at the critical moment, Lu Haoyan looked at Lin Duxiao with tears that were about to die and said: "There is something in my army at night, I have to leave quickly, you can keep the food for yourself!" ”

Before he could stand up, he was hugged by Lin Duxiao again, "Haohao, you take me to the army with me, I really want to play." ”

"I'll definitely take you next time! Good boy. ”

Damn, you still don't get off me, big brother, I beg you, let me go, Lu Haoyan wailed in his heart as if he was dead.

"No, Haohao, I'm going to go with you."

Lu Haoyan saw that there was no way to do this, and he couldn't walk away if his body was so hugged, so he put Lin Duxiao on the table with a mop of his hand, and then put his hand on the back of his head, bowed his head and gave him a kiss.

Lin Duxiao didn't know what to do for a while, and reached out and touched the lips that had just been kissed, and then heard the sound of Lu Haoyan opening the door and then closing the door, and his face suddenly flushed layer by layer.

Kissed by Haohao?

He was actually kissed by Haohao?

Proactive or?

Lin Duxiao covered her face and suddenly became inexplicably shy, ah, it's really ......

I like Hao Hao more and more.