Updated: 2011-02-20

Chapter Eighty-Six: If you die, you won't be angry

Looking at Daniel's anxious look, Wu Ling'er grinned: "Although Xiao Ao is very handsome, how can you be handsome, dear?" Besides, Xiao Ao will be someone else's sooner or later, only my dear you are mine!! ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!!" Seeing that Wu Ling'er was endless, Daniel stood up impatiently and was about to leave, but Wu Ling'er was lying on the bed and said leisurely: "Daniel cares about Vivian very much!" If I suddenly shouted that my stomach hurt now, what would Vivien say? She's probably going to blame you for not taking good care of me, right? ”

"You're ......!!" Daniel was almost angry with Wu Ling'er: "What do you want to do?" Seeing the narrow expression on Wu Ling'er's face, Daniel suddenly remembered a sentence: "I'd rather mess with villains than women!" "Why didn't he think that there would be today when he was playing tricks on Wu Ling'er so much?

"As a gentleman, you should meet all the requirements of a lady, how can you say that you are tired? Or is your physical strength really not good? Honey, it's time for you to get some exercise! Maybe...... Let Brother Qin prepare a pair of medicines for you to eat, maybe you will be alive!! Obviously, he was just talking about physical strength, but when these words came out of Wu Ling'er's mouth, why did he seem to be laughing at Daniel's incompetence in men?

At this time, Daniel understood why Ye Tian would be completely defeated at the beginning, as long as it was an acquaintance, Wu Ling'er had no taboos when he joked? This is the legendary rotten girl?! It's too much difference before and after: "I'm afraid of you!" Miss Wu, am I wrong? I apologize to you! I promise I won't play you again in the future!! ”

Of course, Wu Ling'er knew that the joke should not be overdone: "Okay! For the sake of your sincerity, I'll let you go for the time being today!! Kneel down! As soon as she turned around, Wu Ling'er had the expression of an old Buddha statue, which made Daniel smile bitterly: "Thank you!! With that, he hurried out.

Looking at the back of Daniel leaving in a hurry, Wu Ling'er smiled and turned her head to look at Brother Ying who was lying quietly on the pillow: "Brother Ying, did you find out that you had an adultery?" ”

"Just like you wrote, it's not just romance, but also adultery, and further down, it may develop into a lustful (river crab) relationship!!" Brother Ying's mouth was as vicious as ever: "But this kid's interest is too strange, he actually likes his sister!" ”

"Don't say it's not a sister, even if it's a brother and sister, it's very loving! Forbidden love!! How wonderful!! The powerful soul of the rotten girl was burning, and Wu Ling'er smiled extremely treacherously: "Brother Win, how do you say we can help this awkward brother and sister?" It's good to be disturbed at their house for so long, eat and live, and use helicopters as cars at every turn, those bodyguards like briquettes are on duty on such a hot day, and the overtime pay should be a lot, right? Wu Ling'er said that the Brown family took care of her, but the expression on her face was clearly ready to have a big game.

Brother Ying glanced at Wu Ling'er lazily and said, "You kid pay attention!" Don't go overboard! Don't forget how many people are still staring at you right now!! If the Brown family can't protect you, they will probably have to throw you to the NSA! ”

"Phew! Do you think that dead old man Li Tianzuo has that kind of ability? If that's the case, wouldn't it be easy for him to ask for something? Why do you have to run around so much trouble with me? As soon as Li Tianzuo Wu Ling'er was on fire, she grabbed her mobile phone and dialed Li Tianzuo's phone: "Dead old man, don't talk or cry, listen to me first!" ”

There was no sound on the other end of the phone for a while, and Wu Ling'er asked impatiently, "Dead old man, are you not there?" ”

"Hmm!"

"If you're here, why don't you keep quiet?!!" After Wu Ling'er said this, Li Tianzuo burst into tears on the computer but still didn't dare to speak, only dared to think in his heart: "Is there any justice in this world?" Obviously, she said that she didn't allow me to cry and didn't allow me to speak, but now that I don't speak, she blames me for not saying anything! Oh, my God!!! ”

Fortunately, Brother Ying had a conscience and slapped Wu Ling'er: "You yourself want him not to speak!" ”

"Cut! When did you become so well-behaved? When I said I wouldn't marry Daniel, why didn't you listen to me, but immediately agreed to his proposal? Wu Ling'er glanced at Brother Ying with disdain and continued to hit Li Tianzuo: "Old man, I'm going to get engaged to Daniel, you can watch the engagement banquet!" Also, I don't want to inherit the Lee Foundation! No matter what method you use, take care of the people on your side! If you find someone harassing me again, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing anyone! Then you can go and find the remaining beads yourself!! This girl is not accompanied!! Did you hear that?!! ”

Li Tianzuo didn't dare to speak on the other end of the phone, only dared: "Uh-huh!" ”

After Wu Ling'er said something in a crackling voice, she finally said as if she was gracious: "Okay, you can speak!" ”

"Ling'er————!! You've finally agreed to Daniel's marriage proposal!! I'm so happy!! As your uncle, I can see that you are married to such a wonderful man, I am really happy and happy!! Hearing the crying sound on the phone, Wu Ling'er began to regret letting Li Tianzuo speak, why did she forget Li Tianzuo's crying skill that is unique in the world? ! Even if the phone was dropped on the other side of the bed, the voice coming from the phone still made Wu Ling'er feel like crazy: "I'm going to order a dress!" I want to find the best designer for Ling'er, and I want Ling'er to be the most beautiful bride-to-be in the world!! I want everyone to know about our Li family......"

"Dead old man!! Do you hear the point of what I'm saying? Take care of your bunch of guys!! Otherwise, I won't care about you!! Yelling at the other end of the bed, Wu Ling'er only felt so angry that her wound hurt. Brother Ying was kind enough to put the phone over for Wu Ling'er.

Perhaps it was Wu Ling'er's threat that worked, Li Tianzuo finally didn't let out such a cry again: "Don't worry, Ling'er, I will never let anyone disturb your sacred engagement ceremony!" Such affirmative words are completely different from the voice of the sky and earth just now, Wu Ling'er is really curious about how this guy can manage to be so free!!

After hanging up the phone, Wu Ling'er breathed a sigh of relief: "I actually thought of calling him, Brother Win, am I killing myself?" ”

"I think you want Li Tianzuo to prepare for the engagement before you call your head convulsions!! What's going on with you today? It's not normal since waking up!! Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er like a monster. If it was said that being coquettish to Daniel was to take revenge on him before, then calling Li Tianzuo just now to ask him to prepare for the engagement ceremony was pure convulsions! If there is really an engagement ceremony, Wu Ling'er will never want to return to her original life.

Wu Ling'er smiled hehehe: "Mountain people have their own tricks!" Ah, when have I ever played myself to death? ”

"Phew, I can't breathe anymore if I die!! Idiot!! In the face of such a nervous Wu Ling'er, Brother Ying really didn't know what to say: "Don't cry then!" ”

"Cut! You're crying when I'm really married to Daniel!! Wu Ling'er flicked Brother Ying dissatisfiedly: "When the time comes, you will have to hide under the bed every day!" Ji Tsai also had to worry about whether the chef would find out, and then we had an extra ostrich meat for dinner! ”

"Don't pull me in if you quarrel! Besides, I'm not an ostrich, and even if I advanced, I wouldn't be able to become such an ugly creature! I'm the only ...... in the world."

Seeing that Ji Zai was about to start boasting endlessly, Wu Ling'er hurriedly interrupted him: "Yes! Be! You're the most handsome! You are the first peacock in legend to meet a human! "Because it's so beautiful, the hair is plucked, and it becomes what Ji Zai is now!! Wu Ling'er cursed viciously in her heart: "May you never grow hair!! But she overlooked one thing, Ji Tsai is her witch pet, if Ji Tsai can't grow hair, she is also miserable as Yan Kong!

In the face of these two guys with few tendons, Brother Ying only felt a headache, but from the current situation, he could imagine what kind of painful life he would face in the future: "I...... I want to break the contract! Is it possible to rewind the ?!! ”

"I'm sorry, but the archive has been deleted! And there's no way to make up for the file from five years ago! So Brother Win, you should be at ease and be my witch pet! After all, it's still good to eat and sleep here, and you have a bow tie to tie, and maybe a bird can take you out of the ground and eat it when you go back there! Wu Ling'er played with Brother Ying with her hand, and kept twisting it into different shapes: "Don't worry!" I'm going to be fine!! I'm still waiting for you to go back and make me a rice bowl!! ”