Updated: 2011-02-20

Chapter Eighty-Seven: This Family Has No Bird Rights!

Brother Ying impatiently pulled Wu Ling'er's hand away: "I'm not interested in being a family cook, you train Ji Zai!" ”

"Him?" Wu Ling'er glanced at the wardrobe with disdain: "How many kitchens are not enough for him to burn!" If I make something that is eight parts coke and two parts poisonous, and he cooks a meal, the whole building will be reduced to ashes, and I will not be able to pay for it with no amount of money!! ”

Ji Zai also poked his head out of the closet: "That is, a handsome bird like me does not exist to serve others, all the people in the world should worship me and serve me!" ”

"Phew! And all the people of the world! If you have the ability, you can go out for a walk now and see how the world treats you handsome bird!! If he hadn't been injured and could only lie on the bed, Wu Ling'er wanted to stand up, picked up Ji Zai and threw him out of the window.

Ji Zai's words were not finished, Brother Ying had already whipped him up with a tail, if it weren't for the fact that the room was air-conditioned and the window was closed, Ji Zai would definitely turn into a gorgeous meteor and disappear outside the window.

Hear the crisp "Smack!" Wu Ling'er was a little worried: "Brother Win, you can do it lightly!" ”

“？” Brother Ying was wondering why Wu Ling'er had suddenly become so kind, but he heard Wu Ling'er say: "In case the window is broken, I will find an excuse to prevaricate everyone!" This kind of thing is also very nerve-wracking, dead brain cells!! ”

Ji Zai, who was struggling desperately on the window pane, didn't hold back his breath after hearing Wu Ling'er's words, "Smack!" A sound fell from the glass: "Wu Ling'er, I hate you!" ”

Wu Ling'er ignored Ji Zai's curse, and hit Brother Ying (of course, Brother Ying shook Wu Ling'er's hand with his tail): "Ji Zai, I heard this sentence many times five years ago!" Can you change the word for a new one!! ”

Brother Ying slapped Wu Ling'er angrily: "Are you embarrassed to say?" Which shrine maiden did you treat witch pets like this? ”

"I don't want to be a shrine maiden! Although I summoned you and Ji Zai, Brother Win, but I didn't think about being a shrine maiden! Wu Ling'er was slapped by Brother Ying, and flicked him unceremoniously: "To be honest, what does the witch do, or what the saint of the witch clan does, I don't know at all, and I don't know it rarely." I just want to live a peaceful life, be happy, and be needed by everyone, this is my creed of survival! ”

"Why should you be needed?" Ji Zai rubbed his head that was hurt: "Everyone is an independent existence, it's good to think it's good, why should it be needed by others?" Are you in your right mind? No wonder earthworms always say you have less roots!! ”

Wu Ling'er glanced at Ji Zai, and rarely didn't say anything to refute, just smiled: "With Ji Zai's brain capacity, it's hard to understand me!" After saying that, she closed her eyes: "I'm tired, I'll sleep for a while!" ”

After Wu Ling'er fell asleep, Brother Ying said to Ji Zai: "Don't mention the topic just now in the future!" Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind!! ”

Seeing Brother Ying's hair, Ji Zai looked aggrieved: "In this family, this is not allowed, that is not allowed, there is no bird right at all!" I protest!! ”

"No one keeps you, if you are not satisfied, you can tear up the contract and go back!! As long as you can get back to your current body, no one will stop you!! Brother Ying's poisonous tongue can be said to be invincible in the world, almost making Ji Zai vomit blood: "Why did I never know that your mouth was so poisonous before?" Did you take poison? ”

Brother Ying coiled his body disdainfully: "That's because I didn't need to move my mouth to deal with you before, and I knocked you away with one move, so I was too lazy to waste my saliva!" Now if I do this to you, the idiot woman will lose my temper! ”

"Hey, how can I be as weak as you say? Anyway, I took a few hundred tricks from you, right? Hearing Brother Ying say himself so disdainfully, Ji Zai was suddenly unhappy. Brother Ying sneered: "Which time was not directly taken away by me?" Are you embarrassed to say? ”

Brother Ying said this, Ji Zai really has no words, this is true, and it is just quibbles to say more, although he has an unusual attachment to appearance, but he still will not deny the facts.

Wu Ling'er slept until she had lunch and didn't wake up. When she saw Shi Zhijun appear at the door of the room with the food she liked to eat, not to mention how happy she was. Just when Wu Ling'er was happy, Ji Zai suddenly said to Wu Ling'er: "It's the woman on the left who took your clothes away!" ”

Wu Ling'er glanced at the ordinary-looking woman in a maid's outfit and found that she had no impression of her: "Sure enough, my head only stores beautiful things!" ”

After the maid set the tableware, Wu Ling'er suddenly said to her, "By the way, did you also tidy up my room?" ”。

"Yes, Miss Li!" The maid replied respectfully, if it wasn't for Ji Zai's reminder, Wu Ling'er wouldn't have felt anything wrong with her at all. After thinking about it, Wu Ling'er said to her: "I have a silk skirt missing, are you going to wash it for me?" ”

"Yes!! Because it is a silk skirt, it has been sent to a professional laundry, and it will probably be returned tomorrow, if Miss Li needs it, I can contact the laundry immediately! ”

Seeing that the maid was still quibbling Ji Zai, he was immediately upset: "Liar, the clothes have been taken away for more than a week!" You've done it, right? Don't talk about washing!! ”

Wu Ling'er used her consciousness to shut up Ji Tsai and smiled at the maid: "Thank you then!" The maid saluted as usual, and then withdrew with the other maid.

Shi Zhijun glanced at Wu Ling'er: "What tricks are you playing?" ”

Wu Ling'er smiled at Shi Zhijun: "Help me call Janis and Daniel over, and as for Quinn, let him go back!" I don't want gorillas to pollute my eyes!! "Quinn is now waiting for him as the boss with a vote under his hands, and with Quinn's current strength, there is no way to deal with what happened to Wu Ling'er, rather than letting him stay here, it is better to let him go home, and save the spirit of worrying about him.

Shi Zhijun smiled and flicked Wu Ling'er's forehead, his elegant and handsome face was full of childish simplicity: "Your body is not well, so you can't settle down?" ”

"I just want to have a good rest!! Let's go!! Wu Ling'er urged Shi Zhijun, but she didn't want Denis to come in: "Master! I guess you're going to be bored eating alone, so I came over to eat with you! ”

"Phew! You must be greedy for the food that Zhijun cooked for me, so I want to come to eat! If you dare to lie in front of the master, you are doomed!! Wu Ling'er picked up a pillow and smashed it. Jennis complained while catching the pillow: "Master, fortunately, the floor of Brown's house is relatively clean, otherwise this pillow would have been soiled by you!" You said you smashed a few people with it today?! ”

"Do you have an opinion?" Wu Ling'er raised her eyebrows, and Jennis immediately shook her head to say that she had no opinion.

Shi Zhijun was a little relieved when he saw that Dennis was coming: "You accompany Ling'er here, I have something to do when I go down, come up immediately!! ”

Even on the third floor, Wu Ling'er still heard Quinn's dissatisfied curses, but thankfully, in the end, he was successfully expelled!! And Daniel and Shi Zhijun also came to the room together: "Ling'er, what's the matter?" ”

"My clothes, the right side is unworn, pick two and take them for testing!! Look what's out of the ordinary!! Wu Ling'er pointed to the wardrobe, and then said to Daniel: "The Brown family doesn't have a special laundry room? ”

Daniel stroked his forehead: "God, Ling'er, do you think I will know these things?" ”。

Wu Ling'er unceremoniously smashed out another pillow: "Then find someone who will know!" ”

Daniel skillfully dodged Wu Ling'er's attack and walked to the door and clapped his hands gently, and the old butler immediately appeared at the door: "Young Master, what are your orders?" ”

"Ling'er wants to ask you something professional!" Daniel took out a handkerchief and gently wiped his forehead, then sat down in the living room.

After asking the old housekeeper a few words and getting the answer she needed, Wu Ling'er immediately turned to Jennis and said, "Jennis, help me monitor someone's phone call." ”

"Uh...... But that's to apply......" Before Jennis's words were finished, Wu Ling'er had already waved his hand dissatisfied and interrupted him: "Forget it, I hope that your U.S. government might as well find someone by myself!" After speaking, she turned on the computer and kicked Xiao Tuo out with a video: "Salted fish, help me monitor someone's phone call, it would be best if I could call up all her phone records in this month!" ”