Chapter 017: Guanghan Palace's circle of friends
Shi Fan glanced at Nalan Xiangxue, and was obsessed with the scene of the goddess tactfully accepting joy under him, and a dry smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"What do you see? Hurry up and read the contract, don't be fined and unconvinced. "President Nalan didn't realize that kid was lewd about herself, otherwise I really don't know how she would react, if she knew Shi Fan's thoughts, I'm afraid she would have the heart to kill.
"Look at it!" Shi Fan retracted his gaze, took advantage of the situation and glanced at the goddess's round and slender legs, and continued to look at the contract.
The following clauses, personal hygiene must be maintained, facial features are clean, proper manners, must take a bath once every two days, must not bring the opposite sex into the house without the permission of the woman, the cleaning of the house is responsible for Shi Fan, parentheses: except for the boudoir, the man has the obligation to accompany the woman to attend the necessary banquet, and has the obligation to accompany the woman back to her parents' home to perform the corresponding duties of the live-in boyfriend.
"Nima, is this a live-in boyfriend or a husband, hey, the contract, it's really all in favor of Party A!" Shi Fan could only despise this unequal treaty from the bottom of his heart.
Finally, the final interpretation of the above clauses is all owned by Lan Xiangxue, and whether there is any objection is reserved.
The real masters don't ink, Shi Fan took the pen in Liu Dong'er's hand, and Long Feifeng Wu signed his name.
Nalan Xiangxue frowned, "You have no objection?"
Shi Fan spread his hands, "Why not?" but my brother won't tell you!"
"Poof!" Nalan Xiangxue smiled, proud, this is killing this guy, Nalan Xiangxue secretly squeezed her little hand, "Hmph, it seems that the power of housekeeping will be none other than this girl in the future." ”
Seeing that she was very relaxed, she nodded and said, "Okay, since you have signed this agreement, you must abide by it, and I will not lose any of your money." ”
"Dong'er!" Nalan Xiangxue waved at Liu Dong'er, and Liu Dong'er put a bank card in front of Shi Fan, "This is 300,000, and the password is six 8s, which is considered an advance reward, how about Mr. Shi, it feels good to sell yourself, right? You will tremble when you go out, giggle...... It's no longer a down-and-out invincible stone. ”
"Shake your hair, will Brother Qian, who sold his body, take it out to show off, not to mention that this money is a fart!" Shi Fan disdainfully, waved his hand and put the card away, and then leaned back on the chair and looked at the two girls, and smiled indifferently, "Two beauties, didn't you say that you would get a marriage certificate and pay the bill?
"......" The two feminine noses were almost crooked, and the heart said that you have put away the money, and you have received the whole certificate to pay the bill, I have seen shameless, I have never seen you so shameless, you are the one who can't play happily, right?
The two looked at Shi Fan's expressions, but this guy still looked unsmiling, which made the two of them feel more and more funny, laughing and laughing, each covering his lips, his delicate body trembled, and he looked like a flower branch trembling, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud, and the more they held back their laughter, the more they laughed.
"Hehe!" Looking at the towering curves of the two girls rippling gracefully, Brother Fan felt refreshed, little sample, the two little tender girls want to fight with their brother, if Brother really wants to make you still the same as playing? But he just thought about it in his heart, naturally he wouldn't do that, Brother Fan is a person with a bottom line.
It took a long time for the two girls to force themselves to calm down, Nalan Xiangxue resisted the urge to continue laughing, and pretended to be reserved: "Hello Mr. Shi, I know that you have been short of money recently, so I will pay you first, how about it, I am very Jianghu, right?"
"Jianghu, your sister in Jianghu, Zhou Papi...... No, Mrs. Zhou, pick one, such a large sum of money and pay the bill in three installments, can't you give it to your brother all at once? I don't know if my brother is very short of money?" Shi Fan sneered in his heart, and waved his hand, "I'll leave first if it's okay, call me if you have something." ”
Seeing Shi Fan get up, Nalan Xiangxue returned to her cold state and said, "I'll go to you early tomorrow morning to get a marriage certificate, don't forget to prepare your household registration book and ID card, I hope you don't break your promise and strictly fulfill the contract." ”
"Brother is like a person who doesn't talk about integrity?" Shi Fan strode towards the outside of the box.
"You can talk about honesty as a young master, there is no one in the world who is not honest, don't think that I haven't heard of your deeds. Liu Dong'er muttered coldly in the back.
There are only villains and women in the world who are difficult to raise, Shi Fan is too lazy to take care of her, this kind of beauty usually just looks at and plays, and if you really lose, you will lose, so she walked out of the box with high spirits.
Nalan Xiangxue gently rubbed her forehead, "Okay Dong'er, what do you care about him when everyone is gone!"
"Xiangxue, you didn't sleep last night, right?"
"Hey!" Nalan Xiangxue sighed, "I'm used to it." ”
"What a shame!" Liu Dong'er sighed with emotion and continued: "Xiangxue, what do you think of him, is he reliable?"
"It's not reliable, there's no better candidate for the time being, time is pressing, let's be a dead horse doctor, as long as it's easy to control." ”
"I think this kid is a bit cunning, but it's not as honest as it seems on the surface, Xiangxue, you have to be careful, don't be taken advantage of by him. Liu Dong'er remembered that she was touched by Shi Fan's leg again.
"I'm afraid of a down-and-out family, hum!" Nalan Xiangxue didn't care, waved her hand and said: "Dong'er, my father's health is not very good, tomorrow I will move to Shi Fan's house to live for a few days, and I will ask you for the company's affairs in the past few days when I am away." ”
"Don't worry, I'll arrange it, and I'll send you over tomorrow. ”
The two women were still worried about Nalan Xiangxue and Shi Fan's cohabitation, and Shi Fan, the protagonist of cohabitation, had already thrown this matter out of the clouds, and took out his mobile phone when he left the café.
"Why isn't Sister Chang'e online yet?" Looking at Chang'e who was offline, Shi Fan was a little disappointed, and looked at Chang'e's information carefully.
The peerless dancing queen of the heavenly court, the god of the moon, the lord of the Guanghan Palace, with her delicate appearance, graceful dancing posture, and peerless appearance, is deeply loved by the immortals, and is known as the public lover of the heavenly court.
Hehe, it's really tall, but this information shouldn't have been made by Sister Chang'e, how could Chang'e, who is icy and jade, say that she is a public lover.
Could it be that my WeChat was automatically generated? He can't say exactly what's going on, maybe it's because his WeChat software is too rebellious.
Shi Fan enlarged the portrait of Chang'e again and looked carefully, yesterday because he didn't believe that she was Chang'e, Shi Fan didn't look carefully at all, and now he knows that it is the Guanghan Fairy, of course, he has to take a closer look, Sister Chang'e is not only the dream lover of the immortals in the heavenly court, but also the goddess in the dreams of countless boys and girls on the earth, who doesn't yearn for it.
The woman in the photo has beautiful skin like porcelain, lips like cherry blossoms, her mouth is not dotted but contains Dan, her eyebrows are not painted and she is horizontal and green, her willow waist is thin and unbearable to hold, she wears a jewel on her snow neck, her wrists are full of arms, and her wide sleeves are really light and refined, and she does not eat the fireworks of the world.
Haha, it's really Sister Chang'e, I said how can it be so similar, how can ordinary people learn it, only the real Chang'e has such a demeanor, and the bucket waist is a fart.
Staring at Sister Chang'e's Yao nose, cherry lips, and even cloud temples and green silk in the photo, every inch of jade skin was seen, Shi Fan rubbed his painful eyes, and reluctantly restored the image.
"Huh, Guanghan Palace's circle of friends!"
Seeing the following prompt, Shi Fan became excited again.