Chapter 018: Those Lonely Fairies
Guanghan Palace's circle of friends, Shi Fan was extremely excited.
Chang'e is the master of Guanghan Palace, and the circle of friends of Guanghan Palace is naturally Chang'e's circle of friends, who will be in Chang'e's circle of friends? Seven Fairies, He Xiangu, Hundred Flowers Fairy, White Bone Spirit, these beauties should be regarded as Chang'e's friends, uh...... No, the white bone spirit is a goblin, it shouldn't be Chang'e's friend, and it is impossible for the tall sister Chang'e to be with the white bone spirit.
Having said that, the white bone spirit is still Brother Fan's dream lover, hey, it's a pity that the witch with jade bones and ice muscles and a cold temperament like a mountain, with a smile and a smile in her eyes, is definitely the first choice to be a lover, but unfortunately she was beaten to death by a monkey who didn't understand the amorous feelings.
Hey, sighing, with excitement, Shi Fan clicked on the circle of friends of Guanghan Palace, wow, Shi Fan's heart suddenly beat faster, those beauties and seven fairies and He Xiangu who I thought about just now, in addition to the white bone spirit, are actually there, not only that, but there are also three virgins Yang Chan, Weaver Girl, and Bai Suzhen.
Who is Yang Chan? Isn't it the Third Holy Mother, the sister of Erlang God Yang Jian, the one in charge of the Baolian lantern, but it's not right, isn't she pressed under Mount Hua by the Jade Emperor because of her personal match with mortals? Could it be that she came out?
As for the Weaver Girl, of course Brother Fan knew, that is, he took a bath in the Nether, was taken away by the boy who herded the cow, and was forced to marry the fairy who herded the cowherd, he always thought that she and the Seven Fairies were the same person, but now Shi Fan knows that they are actually two people.
Bai Suzhen, Brother Fan knows best, is the White Lady, studied under the old mother of Li Shan, in order to repay the kindness of the snake lady who married Xu Xian, was rescued by the Leifeng Tower, and was ranked in the immortal class, she is the classical beauty that Brother Fan regrets the most, but unfortunately now with Xu Xian.
Pull down further, there are many immortals, the god of food, the old moon, the king of the stove, the thunder mother, the wind mother, as well as the land, the cowherd, all of them are impressively listed, some of these immortals have heard of it, some have not heard of it, but he looked for thirteen circles, but he didn't see Brother Monkey, Bajie, not even a canopy.
There is no monkey brother to understand, after all, he jumped out of the cracks in the stone, and he may not be listed as a friend by Chang'e, Zhu Bajie has molested her, and it is understandable to be kicked out of the circle of friends, but what about Nezha?
No one can do it, but there are no monkeys, Bajie, Nezha, which makes Shi Fan the most depressed, after all, the most familiar thing in the ancient books of the immortal classics is Journey to the West, Nezha is in the sea, as for the god list, Brother Fan knows that it is unreliable, the life span of immortals is often hundreds of thousands of years, and how many years is King Yin?
Could it be that Sister Chang'e doesn't deal with these three people? Or is it not to the point of being a friend? Don't guess the girl's thoughts, Shi Fan really can't guess Chang'e's thoughts.
But Shi Fan didn't have time to think about this, because she saw the scrolling messages of the fairies, and hurriedly pulled the picture down.
The Great Fairy: Hey, I've been so bored lately, I haven't even had anyone to talk to, so I envy the Weaver Girl, people can still see each other once a year, sleep or something, poor me...... Hey, I want to be old and yellow, and I haven't touched a man's hand yet, it's a tragedy.
Seven Fairies: Eldest sister, why don't we go to the mortal world for a walk? Maybe someone will steal your skirt, so won't your chance come? We don't look for a cowherder, we must find a sheep herder, my ideal is to find a pedantic talent, and slowly flirt.
Great fairy, how dare I, among the seven sisters, my parents always praise me as the most stable, in fact, I know in my heart that I dare not think about it, in the words of the mortal world, it is sullen, hey, I envy the Weaver Girl, I have a heart to pursue freedom.
The Three Virgins: This temple of Our Lady is too lonely and lonely, all the year round are asking for rain, either women or reckless men, why don't you come to a scholar? Even if you are a poor showman, at least you can talk to me, hey, so lonely!
Bai Suzhen: This Xu Xian shakes his head all day long, but he also has a tendon in his head, and he doesn't even understand a little humor, I married him in order to repay my kindness, and I want to be relied on by him, but now I have an elm pimple all day long, and I am annoyed to death.
Boiling Heart: Who is that...... Erlang God, Yang Jian, you bastard, you haven't paid attention to me for three years, and you won't come to pick up the princess if you say yes, what do you mean? Hmph, if you don't come again, I'll hook up with a mortal to show you.
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Looking at the fairies who were lonely and self-admiring, lonely and boring, and resentful of women, Shi Fan's blood boiled with excitement, and he nodded at Yang Chan's avatar, "Three Holy Mother, I am a poor Xiucai, I borrowed all the money for dinner, it definitely meets your standards, I am willing to talk to you." ”
"Ding!" A dialog box popped up, sorry, the circle of friends of Guanghan Palace is not yet open to you.
Nima, isn't it open when you come in? I ordered, Shi Fan nodded again at the avatar of the big fairy, "Princess, I'm willing to steal your skirt and give it a chance." ”
"I'm sorry, but the Guanghan Palace circle of friends is not yet open to you. The abominable dialog popped up again.
I'll point a little, the lonely fairies are right in front of me, where is Shi Fan willing to be willing, even if he takes one, we are the second cowherd, immortal and free, needless to say see you once a year, damn, I am willing for a hundred years, a thousand years, Shi Fan nodded again at the avatar of the heart of the heart, "Sister Dragon Girl, I am a mortal, you hurry up and kick the Erlang God away." ”
But point by point, the prompt of "Guanghan Palace's circle of friends is not yet open to you" kept jumping out, and he couldn't communicate with the fairies.
"Fuck, what's the matter? Don't you play brother!" "Shi Fan is messy, could it be that I don't have the authority to communicate with the fairy? I can't communicate with the fairy, let's find a male god, and it's not bad to learn some supernatural powers."
Shi Fan pulled the picture down again, and saw the message of the God of Food: What should I do, what should I do? The Jade Emperor's taste became more and more tricky, and he complained about me every day that the food I made was tasteless, and if I continued like this, I would be laid off.
"You pig's head, isn't it easy to fool the Jade Emperor? Make him a shallot dipping sauce." ”
Shi Fan looked at the information of the god of food, who didn't know that the predecessor of the Jade Emperor was Zhang Bairen, who had been eating brocade clothes and jade for thousands of years, and it was strange if he didn't feel homesick, who didn't want to return to his hometown, you give him some shallot dipping sauce to relieve his homesickness?
But after clicking for a long time, there is still no permission to talk, and the same is true for other male fairies.