Chapter 6 Doll Pro
Lu Lettuce's children were originally just called Lin Duxiao, but later Lu Haoyan, a hegemon, had to drag Lu Lettuce every day and say, "Lettuce, come and read to me: Dad." ”
Lu Haoyan asked her to say that she said obediently, although the words were not clear, she could still hear some of them.
Lin Duxiao watched the father and daughter screaming every day, and finally one day Lu Lettuce children could see Lu Haoyan rolling in front of him like a little leather ball, holding his legs and spitting out words and calling "Dad" clearly.
This made Lu Haoyan very happy, and called all those people over to see his girl at once, Lin Duxiao looked at the people around the house, her eyelids jumped, how did she feel that these people were a little like watching monkeys in the zoo.
Zou Xi looked at the little leather ball and couldn't help but sigh: "I can't see it, Lu Haoyan, I really didn't expect that raising a child could be infected, where did this gadget come from?" ”
Lu Lettuce hid behind Lu Haoyan and secretly looked at this beautiful big sister, this was the first time she had seen so many strangers, it had been several months since Lu Haoyan adopted her home, Lu Lettuce stayed at home every day either playing with beans or playing with Lu Haoyan, and rarely had access to people from the outside world, seeing so many people today, Lu Lettuce was still a little shy.
"Where can it come from, is it possible to return it to the stones? Isn't this definitely Lin Duxiao's birth? Lu Haoyan took Zou Xi's words without shame.
Lin Duxiao originally wanted to drink some water to moisten his throat, but he was choked by Lu Haoyan's words and coughed for a long time. Lu Haoyan saw that his daughter-in-law was choking on drinking water, and immediately stepped forward to pat Lin Duxiao's back and gave him a smooth: "I said it, you should rest more after giving birth, I will just come to this kind of water pouring thing." ”
Postnatal...... Many...... Rest?
A group of people looked at the drama spirit Lu Haoyan, sighed and shook their heads: I'm afraid this person is hopeless.
Lu Lettuce's children saw their father walk to their mother, she grabbed Lu Haoyan's pants tightly and followed him like a small train, Yang Shuyuan thought they were playing a game, so he also ran over and grabbed Lu Lichen's little clothes.
Yang Jinyao looked at Yang Shuyuan who was messing in inexplicably and shouted, "Yang Shuyuan, what are you doing?" ”
"Drive the train." Yang Shuyuan came quite proudly, and Zou Xi almost didn't remember it.
"Poofhahahaha, it's not me who said, Yang Jinyao, this son of your family is really a living treasure, tsk tsk, no, laugh at me, laugh at me."
Yang Jinyao saw that Zou Xi was laughing at his son, and slowly said: "Yang Shuyuan, if you are like this, Ji Yuan will not play with you if he is jealous." ”
As soon as he heard that Ji Yuan was going to be jealous and not play with him, Yang Shuyuan immediately rolled back obediently.
Zou Xi knew that Yang Jinyao was deliberate, so he immediately changed his face and stared at Yang Jinyao and shouted, "Yang Jinyao, let me tell you, let your son stay away from my son!" Last time I saw him kissing my son, he was still kissing his mouth. ”
"Yang Shuyuan said last time, he asked Ji Yuan if it was good to marry him when he grew up, and your Ji Yuan nodded his head, so what's wrong with his own daughter-in-law?" Yang Jinyao bent down and picked up Yang Shuyuan and said casually.
"Self-...... Their...... Own daughter-in-law? ”
Zou Xi choked on Yang Jinyao's words, I damn it, did the old lady agree, you all started talking to yourself and ordered a doll kiss?
"Knot...... Tie the knot! Yang Shuyuan innocently clapped his hands and shouted, "Marry Jiyuan!" ”
Lu Haoyan originally wanted to show off his daughter, but he didn't expect to be shown by Yang Jinyao and Zou Xi's two sons: "Damn, Zou Xi, you are amazing, you don't have to worry about marrying a girl in the future, ahhh, don't worry about marrying a son, you see that this son-in-law has come directly to the door by himself." ”
"I ...... I wouldn't agree! ”
Zou Xi said that he should not marry Yang Jinyao, Yang Jinyao's poker face, if he often watched it, sooner or later Zou Xiqi s blood pressure would soar.
Lu Haoyan looked at Yang Shuyuan interestingly and asked, "Yang Shuyuan, do you like the era or not?" ”
Yang Shuyuan nodded vigorously: "I like it." ”
"Zou Xi, if you dismantle the two of them, you will beat the mandarin ducks." Lu Haoyan couldn't help but laugh at Zou Xilai, it was really interesting, when he thought of Zou Xi's family and Yang Jinyao's family forming a family, Lu Haoyan could imagine the scene of chickens and eggs.
"Daddy." Lettuce tugged at the corner of Lu Haoyan's clothes and whispered, "Dad, I like it, I like Dad." ”
When Lu Haoyan saw lettuce, when so many people said they liked him, his face suddenly doubled, and he picked up the lettuce and hugged it in his arms and kissed it: "I also like lettuce." ”
Bear......
Cuisine......
"Damn, Lu Haoyan, what kind of dick name have you obtained?" Zou Xi really couldn't help but want to complain.
Lu Haoyan tilted his neck and looked at lettuce and said, "Girl, this old woman dislikes your ugly name." ”
Lettuce looked at Zou Xi aggrievedly and thought that Zou Xi didn't like her, Zou Xi saw that this good guy almost fell with tears in her eyes.
Zou Xi hurriedly waved his hand to explain: "I didn't mean that, I dislike your father's low cultural literacy." ”
When lettuce heard this, the big sister didn't seem to like her father anymore, so Lu Lettuce's child, who was caring for her father, hugged Lu Haoyan's neck and cried "wow".
Why did Zou Xi suddenly cry when he saw this?
"Yang Shuyuan, go and comfort your sister, you, as an elder brother, are watching the play here?" Zou Xi hurriedly moved out Yang Shuyuan, the rescuer, who was about the same age, should be able to have a common language, although the lettuce children can't speak a few words so far.
Yang Shuyuan nodded obediently and said solemnly: "Okay, mother-in-law." ”
As soon as these words came out, several people were amused, and Zou Xi looked at Gu Heng with a black line on his face: "Hengheng, how did you teach this wonderful son?" ”
Gu Heng shook his head blankly: "I didn't teach it." ”
Yang Jin looked at Zou Xi and glared at him again, and immediately shook his head: "It's not me." ”
Zou Xi looked at Lu Haoyan, who was laughing heartlessly not far away, and shouted through gritted teeth: "Lu Haoyan, what the fuck, did you teach it?" ”
Lu Haoyan's lungs began to hurt when he smiled early: "Yang ...... Yang Jinyao ...... Didn't I say it, you...... Your son is a very good learner...... Oops, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”
He teased Yang Shuyuan that time, so he casually mentioned that Zou Xi was his mother-in-law, but he didn't expect this kid to remember it, looking at Zou Xi's choked expression, Lu Haoyan wiped the tears that came out of laughter with his hand.
Lettuce saw that her father was laughing, she stopped crying, and giggled with Lu Haoyan.
Yang Shuyuan was stunned for a while, not knowing whether to comfort Lu Lettucha, but his mother-in-law said that it should be comforted, he asked Yang Jinyao to put him down, and then walked up to Lu Haoyan and looked up at Lu Haoyan and said, "Brother Lu, I'll take my sister to play." ”
Kindness...... Brother Lu......
Kindness?????? Land...... Elder brother???????
What the hell is this gang boss called?
"Yang Shuyuan, who did you learn from?" Yang Jinyao asked Yang Shuyuan with a dark face, although he didn't have to think about it to know that it was taught by Lu Haoyan, an unserious person.
"Brother Lu asked me to call him that, and Brother Lu said that he would cover me in the future." Yang Shuyuan tugged on Lu Haoyan's trouser leg and looked at Yang Jinyao confidently and said.
"Yang Shuyuan, do you know what it means to cover you?" Yang Jinyao stepped forward in a few steps, squatted in front of Yang Shuyuan, looked directly at him and asked.
Yang Shu was far from feeling Yang Jinyao's aura, he was so frightened that he ducked behind Lu Haoyan: "Brother Lu! Keep me! ”
Zou Xi looked at those people as if she was watching a gangster movie, and now she was glad that she was witty, thanks to not bringing Ji Yuan over today, it would be bad if Ji Yuan and Yang Shuyuan, a little villain, would learn badly.
"Protect you? It's useless for the king of heaven to protect you today. Yang Jinyao dragged Yang Shuyuan over, carried him on his shoulder, and hit him on the ass twice.
As soon as Yang Shuyuan was beaten, he began to scream "Brother Lu" and "mother-in-law", and he obviously didn't realize that his father was the eldest of the three.
Lu Haoyan covered lettuce's eyes and didn't let her see such a violent scene, it seems that there will be a Yang Shuyuan in the future, and there will be a toss on this day.
Zou Xi directly ignored Yang Jinyao, who had taught his son a lesson, and looked at Lu Haoyan: "By the way, do you two old men know?" ”
Lu Haoyan said with a blank face: "What do you know? ”
"I know this granddaughter exists."
Zou Xi's words made Lu Haoyan and Lin Duxiao silent at the same time.
Groove !!!! Forget about those two old men!!!!!!
Zou Xi looked at his two surprised expressions and understood: Come on, dare to love these two old people still don't know that they are grandfathers.
"Holy, Twilight, did I tell my old man?" Lu Haoyan actually didn't know if he had said it, he seemed to remember that he had mentioned it to his old man, but when Zou Xi asked him like this, he was really not sure if he had said it for a while.
Lin Duxiao was also confused, some time ago, he was busy taking care of lettuce every day, all kinds of messy things about changing diapers and buying milk powder, where did he remember to find his old man, or lettuce finally didn't have to change diapers recently, Lin Duxiao and they were more leisurely.
Thinking about it this way, if he had told the old men about it earlier, wouldn't he have to suffer this crime with Lu Haoyan???
Obviously, Lu Haoyan also thought of this, and the two glanced at each other lovelessly: it!! Why didn't I expect to let the old men help take care of !!!
Zou Xi sighed and looked at these two living treasures, it was really not a family that did not enter the door, and it was really surprising that these two living treasures met together.
Lu Haoyan didn't say a word and called the old man, but it turned out to be Uncle Zhang's call, Lu Haoyan listened to it, and dared to be kind, the two old men wanted to experience the idyllic life of retreat, and they didn't bring any smart gadgets from mobile phones and tablets, and specially emphasized that they would come to them after two months, and no one was allowed to disturb them the rest of the time.
Lin Duxiao looked at Lu Haoyan's ever-changing expression, thinking that the old man of the Lu family was unwilling to come to see lettuce, so he thought about whether to call his old man, but before the phone could be taken out, it was blocked by Lu Haoyan.
"Don't fight, no one will pick up, the two old men went to herd sheep."
Sheep?
Lin Duxiao glanced at Lu Haoyan strangely: "What do you mean by herding sheep?" ”
"The two old men have returned to the countryside."
Zou Xi really understands now, it's not for nothing that these two people have become such unemphasized personalities, this is heredity!!