Chapter 120: A group of dwarfs, kill them!
Chapter 120 A group of dwarfs, kill them!
Jube also doesn't like that people are staring at them all the time, it feels like they are being watched, besides, those guards are afraid that their eyes are the same as the little official in front of them, they originally went out to distract themselves, and there is no need to block themselves, so he also spoke: "We set up a document to prove that we don't need guards ourselves, and if something happens, it has nothing to do with Datang." ”
The little official looked at Kikube and thought for a while before nodding: "Okay, then you make a document and seal it." In addition, don't blame me for not reminding you, the Tang people are fine, but don't provoke those fans. Whether it is Beidi, Nanban, or Xiyi, there is no one to mess with, and their tempers are very short-tempered. Barbarians are barbarians, uneducated, they won't reason with you, as long as you provoke them, they will directly use the knife. You are chess players and civilized people, you can't deal with those barbarians, and you can just endure it if you have anything. ”
A sentence on the left, a barbarian on the right, although they didn't talk about Dongying, but it was very uncomfortable for people to listen to, but others were also kind, Kikube still reluctantly smiled and wrote a letter of guarantee, stamped it, and then left with outwitting and took everyone out.
One of the chess players was a little older, and wanted to buy some things to bring back to Dongying, so they chose to go shopping, and some young people who wanted to visit Chang'an City chose to take an open carriage, so that they could enjoy the beautiful scenery and prosperity of the entire Chang'an, and the other group naturally went to the Oiran of Chang'an.
After getting the news, some people in Chang'an City acted quickly. Dean Zhu and Elder Geng couldn't help but admire the uniqueness of Wu Ling'er's ideas after hearing this, these things were all guessed by her. Of course, the words she taught the little officials were really annoying, no matter how good her cultivation was, she would be so angry that she vomited blood. In fact, it is not difficult to imagine this, if there is no Wu Ling'er Sect, even if he is not angry with Dongying and these people, I am afraid that the little official will not dare to say such things.
Shopping Dongying people walked on the road, found that everyone was indeed very enthusiastic, when passing a small stall, the boss was enthusiastically shouting: "Elbows, the best elbows in Chang'an!" Let's come and try it, it's not delicious, no money! ”
"Meat?" In Dongying, everyone eats the most dried fish, and it is usually difficult to eat a meal of meat, but when you see such a big elbow being sold, many people are moved, but they are not sure whether to buy it or not.
The boss saw everyone standing in front of the store and looking, he smiled, neatly picked up a piece of elbow and cut it into several pieces: "Come on, come on, a few guests come to taste, if it's delicious, help the small one to open a business, and sell the small one to you cheaply, if it doesn't suit your taste, it doesn't matter, you don't have to buy it, just continue to walk around slowly." ”
Listening to the boss say this, everyone came forward to try it, the taste is really good to say, the skin is crispy and the meat is rotten, the aroma is tangy, if it is paired with a little wine, it is a fairy and does not change. So immediately someone paid for a few elbows. With the kindness of the owner, they left the small shop.
In the past few days in Chang'an, this is the first time to experience the feeling of dignity, and the group of people in front of them immediately feel that their minds are much more alive, and they are no longer as dull as they were at the beginning, and they are slowly chatting and telling jokes.
Along the way, everyone found that the bosses in the market were basically more polite, and they were not as rough as they said in the post house, so everyone's hearts were relaxed, and they began to laugh loudly when they walked on the road.
Maybe he got carried away, a few people were walking on the road and accidentally bumped into a person, it was originally his fault, and the Dongying person immediately apologized: "I'm sorry!" ”
That person didn't mind, after all, the market was crowded, and it was inevitable to bump into it, but after seeing the elbow in the hand of the Dongying man, he suddenly became angry, and the scimitar on his waist had already been pulled out: "Bastard, you dare to insult me like this, I want to wash my shame with your blood!" ”
These are all elderly chess players, I don't understand that I bumped into someone else, and I apologized, and the person was fine at first, why did he pull out the knife all of a sudden, but when they saw the blade of the scimitar shining with cold light, they couldn't help but be a little scared: "You...... You've got a lot to say! ”
"Mohan, what are you doing? I've long said that you shouldn't be so short-tempered, why don't you always listen? This is in Chang'an, in the bazaar, how can you draw a knife? Not far away, an older man approached with a group of people.
Mo Han didn't put away the knife, but looked at the Dongying man angrily: "Uncle Amo, I'm going to kill him, he dares to hit me with such a dirty thing, I'm going to kill him!" ”
Uncle Amo, who came over, saw the situation in front of him clearly, and his face changed, but he was the one who had seen the big scene, so he walked over and pressed Mohan's knife first: "Don't do this yet, let's listen to what they have to say!" ”
"A bunch of dwarves, what about killing?" Mo Han was quite unconvinced and put away the knife, but this sentence of the dwarf also angered the group of Dongying people in front of him: "Why do you say this about us? Didn't it just hit you? The market is so crowded, who dares to guarantee that it will not bump into others? What's more, as an elder, we apologized first, what else do you want? ”
Mohan, who wanted to give up, drew his knife again when he heard this: "You insulted me with such a filthy thing, and you dare to scold me? I'll kill you! ”
At this time, Uncle Mo was also a little angry, and he explained to the Dongying people while stopping Muhan: "We are pure * true * disciples (disciples), and we cannot touch or eat anything related to pigs. Now, I ask you to apologize earnestly, otherwise, I will not stop any of my companions' actions! ”
"We've already apologized, so why should we apologize? He insulted us, and he had to apologize! ”
"What if you don't stop it? He's alone, we're a bunch of people here, don't think he's the only one who has a knife, we have it too! After speaking, everyone went to draw their knives, and when they touched their waists, they found that their knives were gone: "Our knives?!" There were thieves, thieves stole our knives!! ”
"Hmph, I won't bully you either, we can clean you up today without a knife!" After speaking, Mo Han beckoned, and a group of companions surrounded the Dongying people: "Give Uncle Mo a face today, don't beat him to death, lest he be difficult to do, just beat him half to death!" ”
For a while, I only heard bursts of ghosts crying wolves, begging my father to tell my grandmother for mercy.
On the other side of the market, Wang Wujian was playing with a few Dongying knives in his hands, and in front of him, there were more than a dozen people in slightly tattered clothes. After dancing a few sword flowers, Wang Wujian gave it a try: "The steel fire is not good, it is too easy to break!" But, you guys, well done! Go back, tomorrow Wang Laosi will be released. Remember to remind him to put a bright spot on the next move, don't provoke people who shouldn't be messed with, not every time you have such good luck! ”