Chapter 121 Fruit for handsome guys
Chapter 121 Fruit to handsome guys
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"Thank you, Wang Zhutou! I will warn the unfilial son! One of the elders saluted at Wang Wuji, and Wang Wujian was so startled that he quickly flashed to the side: "Old man, don't be like this!" I can't afford it, in this Chang'an City, I still have a lot to rely on you! ”
Old Man Wang smiled, very satisfied with this polite descendant: "Each other!" Then let's go first! ”
"Go get busy!" Easily folded the three knives in his hand, and they became three or four pieces, and Wang Wuqian threw them away at will: "A group of broken things, only that kind of small place is regarded as a treasure!" With that, he turned and left.
Looking at the broken knife on the ground, the smile on Old Man Wang's face faded away: "Everyone should be careful in the future!" Don't provoke people you shouldn't provoke, especially the people who are protected by this king. ”
The broken knife on the ground flashed with cold light, and the people behind Old Man Wang, who dared to say half a word?
Wang Wujian walked out of the alley with an uninhibited smile on his face: "Ling'er, your little green brother has helped you, don't deny it then!" ”
This time they came to Chang'an, not only to defeat the chess players of the Tang Dynasty, but also to take a good look at Chang'an, and then build a capital city in Dongying that is the same as it, or even better than it.
After the carriage had been running for a while, everyone realized that something was wrong, and there were more and more women beside the carriage.
Outwitted looked around the carriage a little strangely: "Kikube-kun, what's going on?" ”
Relative to everyone's uneasiness, Kikube is very calm: "Chang'an women like beautiful men, whenever they see beautiful men on a carriage on patrol, they will spontaneously watch, the more people watching, it means that your charm is greater." And they will also throw flowers and fruits at the man they like......"
As he was talking, a fruit flew over with a whoosh, but fortunately, Kikube's reaction was good, and he shrank his head in time, and the fruit flew over his head and hit a companion next to him. Hearing the ouch of his companion, Kikube congratulated himself in his heart for flashing fast: "Hehe, that's pretty much it, let's just get used to it!" ”
Looking at the more and more women around the carriage, Outwitting asked Kikube a little nervously, "Are you sure it's going to be okay?" Why do I feel like they're not what you say they are? ”
"Dongying's handsome guy, you guys are so beautiful!" A woman shouted, and immediately a bunch of people around laughed: "Yes, yes, so handsome!" Why do you sit in the car and don't show up? Stand up and let us see better! ”
"Get up!" "Let's see!"
Hearing the voices of these warblers and Yanyan, they were relieved: "Sure enough, it's just like what Jube-kun said, so we can rest assured, and we should let Chang'an women see the charm of our Dongying men!" After speaking, everyone slowly stood up, and some young people even waved their hands at everyone: "Hello everyone! ”
"Hello handsome guy! Come from afar, you must be tired, there is fresh fruit in the slave family, which represents a heart of the slave family, and please accept the handsome guy! After speaking, a fruit was smashed with a murderous aura completely different from the gentle words, and the handsome guy was caught off guard, and the smashed person was on the spot, and he suddenly leaned back and fell directly into the carriage.
"Yaga!" Outwitted saw his companion's face bloodied by the fruit, and was about to get angry, when a few flowers were thrown over: "Handsome guy, don't pay attention to the butcher's daughter, she has no other skills except for great strength!" ”
After taking the flowers, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and was about to say something, when he saw a few more fruits flying in the distance, although he didn't have as much strength as he did at the beginning, but if the fruit fell on his clothes, the clothes would be dirty and hit his face...... The face is spent. Frightened, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't lose, don't lose!" What a waste! ”
"Dongying's handsome guy, don't be embarrassed! We Datang don't have anything else, but there are many fruits. That's why we love to give fruit to handsome guys! ”
Wu Ling'er, who was standing in the crowd, looked happy, but was dissatisfied with the fruit in everyone's hands: "Where did Brother Yang go?" I promised to bring me something good! ”
At this time, it was not those Chang'an beauties standing in front of Wu Ling'er that were standing in front of them, but the husbands and lovers of Chang'an beauties. Seeing that their women were throwing fruit again, although they knew that they were angry for the Miyu trio, they were still unhappy in their hearts.
At this time, Yang Yu rushed over with a car: "Ling'er, what you want is here!" ”
Seeing those Dongying people who were smashed by fruits, Wu Ling'er smiled, stretched out her hand and patted a man in front of her: "Hey, your wife smashed so hard, don't you want to help?" ”
"Help? How can I help? Do you want me to take such a small fruit and smash that dwarf with a dead man's flower? I can't afford to lose this man! The man impatiently slapped Wu Ling'er's hand away.
Wu Ling'er grinned: "But I have something good for you to smash, can you smash it?" After speaking, she glanced at Yang Yu, Yang Yu reluctantly lifted the tarpaulin on Ma Yi, and on the cart, there was a cart full of durians as big as a head and full of hard thorns: "How is it?" Isn't it too small? ”
"But...... If this is smashed, will it kill people? Hearing the movement behind them, the men in front of them all turned their heads.
Wu Ling'er smiled evilly: "Do you know what it means to be not responsible?" These dwarves resist the handsome guys in Chang'an and seduce your wives, they are smashed, and the truth is also on your side, isn't it? ”
"Smash! Little man, I have long seen that they are unhappy, and I see that they dare to come to Datang to be arrogant! After speaking, a man had already rushed over and grabbed a durian and smashed it, and the durian hit the guard of the carriage, and with a "bang" sound, the guardrail was smashed to pieces.
When the Dongying people who were still hiding in the carriage saw the appearance of the durian, they were so frightened that their souls were almost gone, and they wanted to find a place to hide, but they were full of people on the left and right, and even the coachman couldn't drive away, so everyone was helpless or helpless.
However, after seeing a few durians flying over in mid-air, Kikube finally shouted: "Jump out of the car and escape!" We'll see you at the inn! After speaking, he had already jumped out of the carriage first, and a durian was in the position he had just had, perhaps because it was too ripe, the durian was smashed open, and the durian meat splashed in all directions. Even Kikube, who jumped out of the carriage, did not escape, let alone the people who were still in the carriage.
After hesitating for a while, a few more durians fell, but fortunately they didn't hit anyone, otherwise, I was afraid that there would be dozens of more holes in that person's body.