Chapter 13: Advanced Alien Counterfeiting Techniques

How likely is it that a high school student with no income would have to feed 300 adults?

From a legal point of view, it is basically impossible......

Let's not talk about the food problem of these 300 people, even if they have a special body and can not eat or drink for a short time, but they always need clothes and housing, right? I can't do the feat of letting 300 high-ranking imperial generals sleep in the open and beg on the streets......

As a result, the highest-level group of extraterrestrial workers in history is so freshly baked.

In order to prevent being accidentally passed by the soy sauce party or the idle and boring high-altitude reconnaissance plane (is this really possible?). It was discovered that Pandora used an optical camouflage force field to envelop the entire 1-kilometer radius, and unless they accidentally broke into this force field, no one would have noticed that so many suspicious people in strange costumes had gathered here.

I watched with great interest as these unknown beings from the home planet of Xiling were busy making the most preparations for their integration into this world.

In front of an uncle with a righteous face with his hands folded and eleven faces, I stopped curiously.

"What are you doing?" I asked, puzzled.

With a national character face, heavy eyebrows, rigid lines, and a righteous face, this uncle's appearance has perfectly matched the image of a cannon fodder paladin in an orthodox novel, and now he is sitting on the ground with his eyes closed, his hands folded, is this image the legendary Itsuki?

As soon as my words fell, the uncle's hand in front of me suddenly flashed with gold, and then he opened his eyes and showed me what was in his hand.

A small card

Identity card......

The technology of the Xiling Empire is really powerful, and the means of forging certificates are so clever......

I smiled wryly and said, "You're busy, you're busy......"

The uncle nodded, and continued to forge his ID card with a straight face......

Leaving Uncle False Witness, I was in front of a long-haired beauty with a serious expression, and in front of the other party was a suspended screen emitting a faint blue light, and I was dazzled by the images that flashed quickly.

"What is this?"

The beauty froze the picture, and then said respectfully, "Find a job." ”

The static screen shows something similar to a personal archive, and it seems that the eldest sister intends to arrange a new identity for herself by directly modifying the citizen file - it is obvious that she still does not understand the difference between humans and them, thinking that as long as she modifies the records, she can do everything, but unfortunately, humans are not machines, and they can change memories without modifying a program, and even if you add your name to the archive, those people will not remember that there is a colleague of you.

Just as I was about to tell her that this method was not advisable, the other party took the initiative to speak.

"Emperor," asked the long-haired beauty respectfully, "what kind of profession is president?" ”

…… I calmly turned off the screen in front of the long-haired beauty and squeezed out a few words: "Don't get me in trouble......"

I really need to ask what these guys are up to! I didn't expect them to be so creative in preparing them for integration into human society – although they were really efficient.

After 30 minutes, I was finally blown away.

Those who apply for fake certificates, those who issue fake certificates, those who invade the government database, and two people who are nesting in the corner to print counterfeit money, judging from this work efficiency, within half a year, these guys will become the masters of the first collapse and then the question in society.

And that's not all, more commanders are gathered on the other side, around Pandora.

Two hundred Imperial commanders sat in a circle, and in the middle of them was a large three-dimensional projection, and the petite Pandora was pointing at something with a whip almost the size of hers.

"Attention, everybody," said Pandora, waving the whip in her hand, "look here! ”

My gaze is focused with everyone on where the whip is pointing.

"This is where the largest trench on the planet is located," Pandora said solemnly, "and at the same time the weak crust of the planet, and here—this red circle, this is the best launch site for our space cannon, if we want to conquer the most territory for the Empire at the lowest cost, we must add a Pasvel ghost recharge system interface to this location, the location marked by the red line, otherwise the long supply line will ......"

"Stop!" I finally couldn't take it anymore and yelled.

My shout made a huge difference, and the alien terrorists present immediately formed a square formation and stood in front of me with astonishing speed.

I guess this is the only criminal gang with such a well-trained criminal gang.

Looking at the group of unwavering and well-disciplined soldiers in front of me, it was really hard for me to imagine that they were not only planning to conquer the World Realm ten seconds ago, but also studying the advanced techniques of printing counterfeit money and issuing fake certificates while planning to conquer the World Realm.

"See for yourselves what you're doing!" I sternly reprimanded, "Applying for fake certificates, printing fake money, issuing fake certificates, invading banks and dumping black money...... What exactly are you thinking? These are still good, you are still planning to conquer ......"

"Brother," I felt someone tugging at the corner of my coat, "this is an indispensable means to smoothly integrate into this world without being detected by humans—have you forgotten my identity as well?" ”

"Okay, fake ID cards can be an exception - the one who did the fake ID just now, you continue to print fake IDs." I waved my hand and asked the Chinese-faced uncle to go back and continue his work.

"A start-up capital is essential to survive in this world," Pandora continued, "and you don't have to worry that in making those currencies we have fine-tuned the financial structure of this world through the human banking network, and the economic loopholes that may have been created have been transferred to the illegal income of some people, and there will be no impact on the existing economy of the society." ”

“…… Okay, you can barely get through printing counterfeit money, but even if you have a way not to shock the existing economic market, you are not allowed to print too much! ”

With my consent, the two Imperial officers who had printed counterfeit money immediately went back to continue their great cause of providing start-up funds for the Imperial Expeditionary Force.

"Although there are new identifications, it is still possible that the sudden addition of 300 people will be noticed by the relevant authorities, so it is necessary to make a modest correction in the human citizenship system."

“…… Not an example! Get to work! ”

A few commanders, who were busy hacking into the civil identity card system, gave a military salute and turned to leave.

"Hey, that long-haired beauty just now, I didn't say anything about you! Looking for a job, you should follow the normal procedure! ”

"Also, in the interests of the Empire,......" Pandora paused and continued.

"You're trying to say that considering the interests of the Empire, it's also necessary to simulate the World War in advance, right?" The corners of my mouth twitched and I asked, looking like Sanwu in front of me, but she was actually a war madman.

"It's a blessing for my brother to have this kind of enlightenment." Pandora said quietly.

"Gospel, you're big!" I finally broke out, "This is a peaceful world, not your front line!" Can't you live in peace? Do you have to start a world war? How much more trouble are you going to give me? ”

Pandora looked at me with those unfocused gray eyes, as if to make sure I wasn't joking, and finally nodded and turned off the projection behind her.

When I looked back, I found that the more than 200 commanders who had been mobilized for war were still standing in place waiting for orders, and I couldn't help but have another headache.

"Okay, okay, it's all disbanded, go back and do something serious and talk about life or something, I really don't have anything to do, go over and help the brother who was teleported to the trunk just now pick up the burrs."

All the commanders saluted in unison and dispersed.

It seems that I still have a long way to go to settle these warmongers from the Xiling Empire.

"Pandora, are you okay?" I noticed Pandora still standing behind me and couldn't help but ask, a little strangely.

"Can't I stand behind my brother?" Pandora asked, tilting her head slightly.

"Oh, that's not it, it's just that I thought you were going to be with those men, after all, you're their commander, so you should have something to deal with."

Pandora's voice carried a hint of resentment: "I was dealing with it just now—but my brother interrupted me." ”

"Then don't deal with it...... By the way, Pandora, what time is it? ”

"At 2:12 a.m., it's time to go back."

"It shouldn't be a problem to keep them here, right?" I looked at the officers who were busy with some apprehension - I was really worried about what these dangerous people were going to do.

"They are all well-trained soldiers," Pandora replied, "and you don't have to worry about their safety at all." ”

Little one, you don't understand what I'm worried about!

Forget it, let's go back first, otherwise it will be fun to be discovered by my sister.

"Pandora, take me back, and besides, let everyone not get into trouble."

Pandora nodded, and then carried me on her shoulders with ease......

I must buy a car when I have the chance!

Why is it so lonely? **************************************************

Anyone? Anyone? Can anyone answer me?