I'm sleepy right now, dizzy, sore all over, and nauseous and retching.

I am very deeply aware that at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, it is undoubtedly SB behavior to let a superwoman with a speed of 210 kilometers per hour carry it on her shoulders and run back and forth for hundreds of kilometers, and even more SB, after a night of tossing, I still insist on coming to class, which can't help but make me have a very terrifying thought - is my potential M attribute finally going to be activated?

…… I shudder!

The classroom after the morning self-study is chaotic like the entrance of the alley at the moment of the arrival of the chengguan, full of noisy voices and students running around with excess energy, from the United States selling missiles to Taiwan to the school cafeteria to what to cook at noon today, how could primitive people as far as tens of thousands of years ago think of barbecue food and as recently as the campus shooting that happened yesterday, as if the topics that may arise in the entire world are concentrated in this small classroom, where a large amount of information is collected and distributed and then processed into all kinds of strange appearances, I don't think many people can understand what they say without subtitles.

In this noisy environment, I just want to get a good night's sleep.

If I can get some sleep, there will be no need to write this chapter...... Ahem, slip of the tongue.

In a trance, I saw a dark shadow rushing towards me, with the sound of whirring wind.

The name of this black shadow is Zhao Hang, the first friend I made after I came to this school, and I only transferred to this school after high school, Zhao Hang has been studying here since junior high school, and his understanding of this school is far more than mine, and he also helped me a lot when he first started, except for his personality is a little babbling, he is still a very good person, the most obvious feature is the size of the moving Roshan and his agility that does not match his weight at all, it is said, This guy has reached 190 pounds and has faint signs of breaking through the 200 mark, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a humanoid chariot.

"Jun Chen! Wake up! That's how you woke up early in the morning, did you ...... last night?"

I looked up, and the bloodshot in my eyes startled the big fat man in front of me.

"Ah, Jun Chen, what's wrong with you? You went all night last night? With your sister watching, can you still sneak out of the cloud and go online? ”

"I'm going to say I went to connect with the terrorists last night, do you believe it or not?"

"I don't believe it." Zhao Hang shook his head firmly, and the fat on his face was rippling.

"Then there is no common language...... "I said, my eyelids involuntarily closing again, and my voice gradually blurred.

"Hey, wake up, wake up, don't be busy sleeping yet, I have big news here, don't you listen to it?"

"Got a special price for buns in the canteen at noon?"

"Not really."

"Go well, don't send ......"

Seeing me close my eyelids again, Zhao Hang was helpless.

However, although I have no interest in this guy's news at all, it does not mean that other people are not interested, and soon a voice saved Comrade Zhao Hang's young heart that was suffering a blow in time.

Qianqian, who has always liked to listen to all kinds of gossip, came over and asked curiously: "Chubby, what news?" ”

"Our menopausal homeroom teacher has a big incident at home and has resigned!"

The class was silent for a few seconds, and then it boiled over, and everyone was attracted by the news, and they came forward to inquire about it—and I couldn't sleep at all.

"Alright, alright!" Zhao Hang waved his hand violently, glanced triumphantly at the expectant students around him, and then said slowly: "The back is the key - do you want to know who our new head teacher is?" ”

The students were silent for two seconds, and then they all bent down to copy their stools.

"Wait, I say I'll say!" In the face of vanity and small life, Zhao Hang wisely chose the latter, "It's a big beauty!" ”

"Ahh ”

Zhao Hang's aesthetics has always been something that everyone is very interested in, it seems that in the eyes of this person, as long as it is a woman who does not affect the appearance of the city, it can be called a beauty, and later there were rumors that as long as it is a woman, you can enter the eyes of Zhao Hang, the latest version is that Zhao Hang has expanded this range to any non-man, and it is optimistically estimated that this range may even be extended to Brother Chun in the near future......

Therefore, for the "beautiful" head teacher in Zhao Hang's mouth, everyone did not report any hope.

Seeing everyone's cold reaction, Zhao Hang was a little anxious, and he said loudly: "What kind of reaction are you guys?" I'm telling the truth! It's a long-haired beauty! I'm not the only one who thinks so, but two guys passing by also say so! ”

It seems that this guy is still a little self-aware of his own aesthetics, at least he knows how to find a normal person to prove himself, of course, we don't rule out the possibility that there are other people who also have such a special aesthetics.

Seeing that everyone still didn't care, Zhao Hang flicked his sleeves: "Anyway, you will know the Tao in a while, the first class is the class of the new head teacher, and it will be up to you to see what you have to say when the time comes!" Hmph, it's definitely a long-haired beauty! ”

Seeing Zhao Hang like this, everyone couldn't help but be a little suspicious, and had a trace of expectation for the legendary "long-haired beauty class teacher".

As for me...... Why do I feel very uneasy when Zhao Hang's words "long-haired beauty" come out?

Just then, the class bell rang.

Everyone returned to their seats at a fast speed and waited with bated breath for the arrival of the legendary beautiful homeroom teacher.

A rhythmic sound of footsteps sounded outside the door, and then a beautiful woman with waist-length hair and a bumpy figure who looked no more than 20 years old walked in.

"Wow—" The animals shouted in unison.

"Ahh

I slipped under the table with a grunt.

This is the long-haired sister who almost became the president of the United States last night......

"Hello students, I am your new homeroom teacher, I will be in charge of your Chinese classes in the future, my name is Pan Lingling, I hope to get along with you happily in the next six months......" The long-haired beauty on the podium said with a smile, her eyes swept past me from time to time.

I thought your first sentence would have been: "Ignorant earthlings, you have been conquered!" Lay down your arms and obey the leadership of our Hiling Empire! And so on.

I didn't know how the lesson had passed, and the fact that there was such an unstable factor standing on the podium really affected me a lot, and it made me feel like pins and needles, but luckily all the animals in the class had been fascinated by this alien terrorist, and no one thought there was anything wrong with me being restless.

The first thing I did after class was to go to the middle school to find Pandora and ask what was going on.

Just as I ran down the stairs of the school building, a tall man and I bumped into each other.

"Ah, sorry, sorry!" I said in a panic, then turned and walked away.

Three seconds later, I spun back again.

The tall man who bumped into me just now was standing there straight, and when he saw me turn back, he saluted a military salute from the Xiling Empire.

"How many counterfeit bills did you print last night?" I asked with a grimace.

"Report to the Emperor! We have enough cash to print to support all Imperial Commanders to live in this world for four or five months," the man in front of him is none other than one of the counterfeit duo last night, "to ensure that there will be no undue impact on the economy of this world world." ”

"And what are you doing here now?"

"Report to the Emperor, I have successfully become a teacher in this school!"

As expected......

"What did you teach them?" I wondered what the big brother, who had been printing counterfeit money the night before, could teach the students.

"Ideological, political and legal foundations!" The counterfeit man in front of him replied angrily.

I feel that the next generation of earthlings is experiencing a premeditated catastrophe......

In the middle school building, Pandora was calm in the face of my questioning.

"Following your orders, they each found suitable jobs, and for your safety, I placed them around this school."

“…… Well, I don't doubt that they have the ability to do so, and I have one more question - how did they get a job? In any case, how can they possibly find a job if they don't even have half a day? You must know that they only came to this world last night! ”

"Brother, do you remember the commander who teleported into the trunk yesterday?"

I thought of the unlucky guy who had been deburred all night.

"Did you get the burrs off that guy's stomach?" I'm still very concerned about the safety of my men.

"Almost," Pandora's tone didn't care, "that guy is the commander of the Psychic Assault Force, and what he does best is group psychic interference. ”

…… Can I think that the aliens brainwashed the earthlings?

Although I still felt that something was wrong in my heart, I could only reluctantly accept this result, anyway, I couldn't think of any good way to accommodate these 300 people.

So, without anyone noticing, an alien invasion was completed in such a vague way......

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Anyone?!