Niu Gensheng had just fallen asleep, Jin Xing and Wang Zulan made me into neither a man nor a woman, and said that I was going to apply for the leading role of "Mr. Gaogen Shoes", like a flower and lipstick and a cheongsam as a judge, saying that the breasts were not big enough, and the miniskirt was not sexy enough or short enough! Tighten your waist and raise your hips! Watch Mo Yan's masterpiece "Breast Fat Buttocks", women are not a big deal! Just eat more bananas and make more masks! Women do more yoga, men eat more tomatoes! It's best for me to call tomatoes, eat more abalone, fruits, pomelos and clams, it's hard to think about it!"

I sang Zhao Wei's song: I'm a girl, I'm a beautiful girl! Ruhua said that you are big! I should sing the song "I am a cute little princess" by Da Zhang Wei, I went to listen to Yuxuan wash my hands, and saw a ladyboy standing and peeing? I asked Ah Sheng, are you a man or a woman? The ladyboy showed his yellow teeth and said, "I love the hole and love my left hand?" I disdained and said: "Dead ladyboy, nine don't answer eight!"

The ladyboy asked a few faggots to hold my head and said: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still have to work hard! I am the foundation, therefore I am here, and I love the chrysanthemum pyloric door to close your fork! Isn't Brokeback Mountain also famous, and "Farewell My Concubine" and "Happy Spring" have also won gold medals at a certain film festival? Rednecks are rare and strange! This is called coming out, and ducks also have spring?"

I drank a few glasses of tap water, and the night bar loved the night Pu red men and green women were drunk and dreaming of dying in a strong DJ dance, clicking! Quan Zhilong's "Indulgence" is being played on the big screen, and the men and women are kissing and kissing the demons and dancing! "Night" is DJ again! Neon lasers are flashing, men and women are dancing in arms, and women are dancing! I am like a crazy primitive!

A local tyrant Brother Long, all the drinks are all included tonight! But I want the most beautiful ladyboy Qiu Chan to sing a song to him, that song is called "The Moon Represents My Heart", Brother Long came to the stage and Qiu Chan hugged and danced "Peerless Fanghua"! A young woman stepped forward and slapped Brother Long and the shemale twice! Dead shemale, you dare to pry me into a tiaozi! Brother Long! You are so heavy-hearted! Men and women are killed! The day before yesterday on my birthday, you still said that you would take care of me for the rest of your life and love me for 10,000 years? Today, you are a perverted love lady!"

Brother Long was faceless, and he was angry and said to his subordinates: "Cripple the woman who beat me! Snatched the host's microphone and learned Sha Baoliang to sing: "Love when you die!" A red rose said to the ladyboy: "I love you until you are old, even if you are so poor that you grind tofu! The audience was disappointed!

The host said: "Let's have no sleep again tonight! Long live comrades! Long live coming out! Long live Brokeback Mountain!" I stepped forward and took the host's microphone and said, "The earth is in danger! Everyone, please immigrate to Uranus, there is a male and male planet, and female immigrants go to Mercury, where is the female and female planet? The moon is a human-rabbit love, and it is better to have a half-human and half-rabbit than to have nothing!"

The local tyrant called the police and said: "There is a line-ripped guy here, he doesn't know that men and men can give birth to girls, and they have developed to be more powerful than frog breeding! Edison Chen and the pig both laughed!

I'm bored and lonely shopping, fifty meters away, what midnight cow wolf, men and dogs are not allowed to enter, **** bars have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, it seems that I married a wife with a different surname and have lost it! A beautiful woman was wrapped up with a second wife, and the third wife and the black dog didn't look at me for cheating? A left-behind widow is better than a man to buy a cucumber! This world is a bit perverted, and no woman is destined to love me in this life and this life? I woke up from a dream, and when I saw a black sow, I felt that I was born with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes? Pigs are more pleasing to the eye than shemales?