Niu Gensheng came to Shengshui Middle School in a dream to challenge Xuebawang's sledgehammer! Peking University Tsinghua University is none other than me! The champion is it! A piece of cake! I just sat down to study on my own, and Gao Wencai challenged me at the beginning of the year, Shengshui Middle School's hellish militarized management, you still want to challenge Xuebawang's sledgehammer at your level, see if I take the three questions, will you? The cosmic black hole is deeper than anyone's eyes? Why does the earth have universal gravitational force? What does trigonometric calculus have to do with it? Damn! He asked such a profound question, I couldn't answer anything correctly!

I was indignant and knew all the words in the world, and I was determined to read all the books in the world! In the first entrance examination, I ranked eleventh. Make no mistake, I don't believe in the top three. So I read it at night and memorized English words. Don't forget to read a book in the toilet either. also turned "100,000 Whys" upside down. The second time, I advanced to the sixth place! This holy water middle school is too good, and there are many masters.

I made an appointment with Wang Dazhui and the top five, and Wang Dazhui said: "I have to win this year! I am the champion! As soon as the top student comes out, who will compete!" I challenged, "I'm going to fight with my axe and back to the water!" But I was secretly determined to surpass four masters in a month!

I asked him what shape the watermelon was? He said it was round! With the development of science and technology today, the watermelon is not only round, but there are all directions! It provoked him to squirt blood! The third and fourth are two twin sisters, and the learning method is very good! They met me on the narrow road in the Science Building! They asked me why pigs fly when the wind comes? There are four answers: A pig is crazy, B stock has risen, C paper-cut pig D, Liu Qiangdong said. I replied C. Because C is the most common in the answer! The two sisters vomited blood and fainted on the spot!

He asked: What is the highest peak in the world? A peak B Everest Mullang Ma C Mount Fuji D Tiandu Peak? I answered A. Because B is missing one peak and is wrong. c is the active volcano in Japan is not high, and D Tiandu Peak is high, but the mirage does not exist. Therefore, the best answer should be A. The four-eyed boy fell to the ground, spit white bubbles, rolled his eyes, and rolled his eyes like a foot chicken!

I finally took the exam on an equal footing with the No. 1 student of Shengshui Middle School, the overlord sledgehammer! In the last exam, I was in the same room with Wang Dazhui, and I was too anxious to take the exam! I was scared to death when mosquitoes flew by! When I came out of the exam, I broke out in a cold sweat, and I scored 669 points in the liberal arts, and Wang Dazhui scored 70 L in the sciences?

The principal of Shengshui Middle School said earnestly: "Niu Gensheng, Wang Dazhui! You are the pride of our school, as long as you two win the provincial champion in arts and sciences in the national college entrance examination, I will marry my two daughters to you, the eldest daughter is called Tianzi, and the second daughter is called Guose." However, one of my two daughters is studying at Peking University and the other is studying at Tsinghua University!

Shengshui Middle School, challenge the national top student! Bravely break into the first! However, the so-called top student in liberal arts, Peking University and Tsinghua University's ten top students in the liberal arts are not as good as the literary creativity of a Lingnan ghost talent? Niu Gensheng asked, who said that? Wang Dazhui, I heard what you said in your dream? Is he your cousin or aunt? Mom, you are tall, his literary talent really surpasses the liberal arts students of Peking University and Tsinghua University, and he can challenge any student bully! We are just an examination machine, and he is really talented, there is a champion of liberal arts at CUHK to help him sharpen his ink, he is not qualified, he is fighting through the sky, dominating the literary world, a pen sweeping the universe, laughing proud of the rivers and lakes, ghosts see sorrow, a smile is alluring, two laughs at the nerd scholar, three laughs at the uselessness of reading! Literary Sai Qu Yuan, wisdom surpasses Zhuge Cunfu, learning and advocating the application of what he has learned is a leading figure in Chinese studies! Ji Xianlin gives him a literary master hat, but he doesn't want it? He said that people should not sell their reputations and reputations, and they are like scholars, so far they think of Xiang Yu, why do they refuse to cross Jiangdong?

May all the students in the world have no regrets about their youth, talk and smile, release the pressure of learning, and wish the flag a victory.