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I'm kind to him for CHANEL's sake, so it seems that it's not okay not to be mad, right?

I hit the bar, and replied with three words without mercy: "I, no, go." ”

"What did you say?"

Hua Ming raised her eyebrows in disbelief, and the strong smell of gunpowder spread rapidly.

"You're an American, you can't understand Chinese, are you?" I replied to him angrily, "I said, 'No,' 'I'm not going.'" ”

"Why?"

"How do I have time? I have to work to make ends meet. Do you know how much time and money you've lost me now? ”

I am the only one who compares time and money with him.

So he couldn't help but chuckle: "Money is more important than life? ”

I smiled disappreliantly: "Cut, a rich person like you can only stand and talk without backache." The richer you are, the more afraid you are of death, and the more we are afraid of death, the less money we have. If you want to live, you don't have to pick and choose, right? As I spoke, I picked up the heavy puppet's head and said, "Come on, you try." Who wants to be bald with hair? ”

He pulled his "head" away with a stiff face, completely unmoved and stubbornly said: "I have decided, you must go, this is the order!" ”

"I'm determined not to go." I lost control of my emotions, "Hua Ming, I have no obligation or responsibility to accept your inexplicable kindness and charity!" I'm sorry to disappoint you, even if you die tomorrow, you have the final say, and you can't send it slowly. ”

After saying that, I carried my "head" and bypassed him angrily to flash.

"Tong Coco." He just called me again, and his tone did not change his domineering.

I jumped on the spot in anger, and then turned my head and roared with a fierce light: "The surname is Hua, are you finished?" ”

I saw that his face turned blue for a while, obviously suppressed his anger, and said seriously: "It is stupid to refuse help for the sake of unnecessary dignity." I help you out of the bottom of my heart. You don't know how lucky you are? ”

This person is definitely taking the wrong medicine! The more I talk about it, the more disgusting it becomes, is it a real love show or how to drop?

"Lucky? Wholehearted? Help? I tugged at the corners of my mouth contemptuously, and then said mercilessly, "Save it, I've seen too many people like you." For that little vanity of fame and fortune, he took us poor people tossing and turning for a show one day.

"Which one isn't a reporter who pats his ass and leaves after taking a photo? So, I'm asking you to be honest, okay? Whether you want me to cooperate with the photo shoot or whatever, I promise, please hurry up and leave after it's done, okay? ”

Hua Mingyu stopped for a minute, and earnestly stated:

"I don't accept this kind of slander, you are overturning a boatload of people with a pole."

I couldn't even get up, but suddenly I had an idea to break it.

Smiled at him maliciously: "Okay, you said you really want to help me?" Don't just talk about it, let's do something practical, right? I'll make a bet with you! ”

"If I win......"

"Whatever you want."

……

Hmph-hum-hum-hum-hum——!

Hearing the sound of footsteps, the piglets reflexively rushed to the trough together, stretching out their pigs' noses and arching back and forth.

This is the pig farm in the suburbs where I used to work.

Under the instructions of ten thousand pigs, I stepped into the captive area as a goddess walking the red carpet, waving to the piglets and saying, "Hey, long time no see." That's right, I'm here to see you. ”

I laughed exaggeratedly, and when I saw a pig with a black birthmark on its buttocks, I immediately rushed up: "You, Xiao Hei, I haven't seen you for a long time, you have gained weight again." How many times have I told you that those who are too fat will be slaughtered first. What are you nodding your head? If you know it's wrong, why don't you go over there to face the wall to lose weight? ”

As if he understood, Xiao Hei hummed pitifully and went to the corner.

"Alright, let's introduce you to a distinguished guest." I made my own soundtrack and said in a radio voice, "Rich, successful, handsome and with a kind heart." Welcome——! ”

Hum - Hum - Hum - Hum --!

In the incomparably enthusiastic pig snort, Hua Ming stepped in in full armor.

Poof, I'm holding the shelf, but I still can't help but laugh and spew out.

At this moment, I profoundly learned the truth that people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold, and it turns out that it is so simple to destroy a person's aura.

He wears black long rain boots as the bottom, and the style of a normal person to the thigh is only worn on the knees, which fully reflects the height advantage;

He was wearing a white coverall, and he had obviously chosen the largest size, but the crotch of his pants was still a little embarrassing, exposing his tight hip muscles;

He wore his aunt's classic red plastic gloves, a blue mask and hat to cover his head tightly, leaving only those bright eyes to express the emotions of a volcano erupting at any time.

Hua Ming, you have become like this, do you know that you are a baba mama?

It was obvious that he was nervous about these chubby, densely packed creatures, and he was already struggling mentally just by stepping in.

"One last chance, can you do it?" I asked.

He didn't shake his head, he didn't nod his head.

Seeing this, I pointed to the small cart and the iron pry in the corner: "Wow." Clean up all the pig manure inside. ”

Hua Ming looked at the corner, and then at the disgusting dirt in the pigsty, and immediately opened her eyes and started to take off her mask excitedly.

"Hey, hey, don't ......"

I wanted to stop him, but before I could say the word "pick", I saw his full lips open and close and scolded angrily: "Tong Keke, you are dead!" ”

The next second, he cursed "Fake." The good-looking facial features twisted together, and he couldn't help retching, and then quickly covered his mouth and nose with a mask, and the whole person was completely angry.

When I first came, I was mercilessly bombarded by the pungent stench that blew my olfactory nerves.

I looked at him gloatingly, and he was still there cursing vaguely with his mouth covered.

"What did you say?" I smugly provoked there, "I can't hear you clearly." Take your hand away and curse again, so I can't hear clearly. ”

Hua Ming put the mask back on, took out her mobile phone from the breast pocket of the protective suit and wrote with a pen: "Are you kidding me?" Then he killed him with his eyes.

"Where do I have? The bet was meant to be between you and me. ”

I said I was innocent.

Then he began to taunt in a weird way: "Hey, you have to say something recklessly, 'Don't overturn a boatload of people with one shot', it's sincere." Hey, wouldn't it be nice to throw some money.

"In the end, it's better to leave the money, right? Dwarf oil, waste of time, let's go, let's go! However, don't care about me again! Willing to lose! ”

It's done, it's done, it's finally gotten rid of.

Just as I was secretly happy and about to call it a day, Hua Ming suddenly raised her hand to stop it.

Damn, I was taken aback.

"What are you doing?"

Then I saw him go to the corner to get tools.

"Hey, Hua Ming, you think about it again. You have access barriers. These pigs are terrifying, and they will come up and bite people when they are in a hurry. ”

He didn't hesitate, took the tool in his hand, and gave a thumbs up to show that it was okay.

I asked uncertainly, "You...... Do you want to continue? ”

He nodded, pointed to the mask, and then to me.

How smart I am: "Why don't I wear this, you ask?" I'm used to it, it's hard to breathe after wearing this for too long. You...... Do you want to try it? ”

He shook his head decisively, and then wrote on his phone: "You're not with me? ”

I quickly coughed a few times and pretended to be weak, wishing I could spit out two more mouthfuls of blood at this time......

"My physical strength has reached the limit of today, and I want to help you too, but I'm afraid that I'll faint or something later, and it will be even more troublesome at that time!"

He showed his disdain for me with his eyes and waved at me to leave.

"I can't go."

He spread his hands and asked why.

Without thinking, I replied, "I'm going to stay as a translator, or how would you know what they mean?" Besides, if you have a conflict, I can help you mediate. ”

His beautiful and mysterious eyes were full of incredulity, and he clearly wanted to give me the middle finger. Before entering, he moved his shoulder muscles, and then entered the combat state with a determined expression.

What happened next should be a nightmare for Hua Ming. As soon as he walked in, the piglets rushed towards him like crazy.

When he was surrounded by a pig's nose, he retreated to the corner like a great enemy, and the image of the president was ruined at this time, and he had turned into a wax statue, protecting himself with a shovel.

I was standing outside, and my stomach hurt from laughter.

wiped away his tears, and relieved for a long time before saying, "Hey, don't be too enthusiastic, be a little reserved, okay?" You and him will not have any results, disperse quickly, and those who are disobedient are not allowed to eat dinner. ”

The second the piglets dispersed, Hua Ming looked at me and was 100% dumbfounded.

"Let's start with the pile under your feet. Hurry up, speed up, don't be in a daze. I commanded loudly, and I had to take care of chatting with the piglets, "Yes, yes, don't be so anxious, okay?" Clean up before dinner? ”

I saw that he looked down at his feet, and he should have seen that he was stepping on the feces that he couldn't bear to look at.

No matter how calm he was, he still couldn't probe and began to gag continuously.

"Hey, when are you going to throw up? It's a quick fix. ”

The word quick and quick solution really works.

Hua Ming is really not an ordinary person, his eyebrows are furrowed, as if he has been beaten with chicken blood, and his movements begin to shovel up quickly.

"This way, this way, that way, that way."

"Let's clear the 2 o'clock direction first, Xiaohua said it was going to take a nap."

"It's useless! Hua Ming, you're really slow, Xiaoqiang and Zai are disgusting you. ”

"Boy, that pile can't be left to you, there's no need to discuss."

"Okay, pull it, wait for you to get an autograph. But he has a bad temper, I'll try my best. ”

……

I was happy and busy mediating and it felt like watching a blockbuster movie in the theater. It's definitely the best comedy, thriller, and action movie I've ever seen, and it's all fun and dark from start to finish.

Then I couldn't help but mutter, isn't this joke a little too much?

As soon as he walked out, Hua Ming took off his mask and scolded: "This is a premeditation, a brazen revenge!" ”