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I looked at him innocently: "Even if it is, you sent it to the door yourself." I told you earlier, I don't need your help. ”

Hua Ming retracted, quickly took off the clothes on his body, turned his head and continued to retching by the tree, his appearance was not embarrassed enough to describe.

I went to the farmer to borrow a towel and slippers and returned.

"Wow. If you don't mind, go wash it up, as long as you overcome the psychological barrier, you'll be fine. ”

He looked up at me with a grim face: "Where to wash?" ”

I pointed to the small brick house next to me: "It's relatively basic. There is solar hot water though. You don't want to stink all the way back like this, do you? ”

He hesitated for more than ten seconds, and then said, "Put it at the door." ”

I complied, found a small bench and placed it at the door of the shower, adding, "Toiletries are inside." ”

With that, I left, walking through the living room and into the kitchen.

In the kitchen, Xiang's sister-in-law was cooking.

I walked over to her and put my arm on her shoulder and said, "Wow, the farmhouse meal is fragrant." ”

Sister-in-law Xiang is the hostess of this pig farm, a simple and honest middle-aged woman, who used to take care of me as a sister when we got along.

As soon as she saw me, she hurriedly said, "What are you doing here?" At first glance, people are characters with heads and faces, and you can't be offended like this. ”

I looked at Sister-in-law's nervous face and said happily: "Don't worry! He took the initiative to ask for this sin, and I can't refuse people thousands of miles away, right? Besides, compared to the bad things he did to me, it was nothing more than a drop in the bucket! ”

"He offered to ask for it?" Sister-in-law Xiang was confused, "This rich man is really wrong!" There's too much money to burn, right? ”

"That's right, that's right, it's just that there is more money to burn!" I nodded desperately in agreement, remembering the scene just now, I couldn't help but laugh again, tears overflowing from the corners of my eyes.

At this time, there was a sudden scream like killing a pig in the backyard, followed by the familiar voice, urging "Tong Keke!" ”

Sister-in-law Xiang and I glanced at each other, and our faces were surprised.

I ran to the backyard and shouted outside the shower, "How are you pulling?" ”

Then I heard Hua Ming say anxiously but still calmly, "Why is there no water?" ”

I jerked my head up at the cistern on the roof, realizing that I might have made a serious mistake.

After struggling for a while, I replied embarrassedly, "That...... I forgot to check if there was water in the cistern first. It's going to take a long time now. ”

"What?" Hua Ming's voice clearly escalated to an explosion of anger, "What about now? ”

My ears and heart hurt.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll think about it."

"Tong Keke, immediately, solve it for me immediately!"

"OK, give me five minutes!" I quickly answered, and then sped away like an arrow off the string.

After a few minutes, I staggered back with a large bucket of water, which I placed at the door of the bathing room, and said, "Here comes the water!" Bring it in and wash it with a scoop! ”

I didn't see an answer from inside for a long time, so I had to knock on the door and ask, "Did you hear that?" ”

"I can't see anything now, how can I get here?" He visibly suppressed his voice, "Why is this shampoo so harsh?" Why not a tearless formula? ”

I laughed, my mind full of the miserable appearance of his head full of foam and unable to open his eyes.

Struggling to restrain the joyful cells in my body, I cleared my throat and said, "Where did you get the tearless formula for a few dollars in the commissary?" Where, just get to it! I'm out of the way, you fumble around and get some water. ”

I had only walked a few steps when I heard an even more terrible cry of pain coming from inside.

"What's wrong again?"

After a moment of silence in the bathroom, his voice came in pain: "My waist ...... I can't move. ”

Fell? Something went wrong?

My heart tightened, and I imagined the scene of him falling to the ground and bleeding, and hurriedly said, "I'll come in Luo." ”

"Don't!" He shouted nervously, then lost his voice again.

Hearing that there was no movement inside, I was even more anxious and kept asking, "How is it?" O is not OK? Can't I come in with my eyes closed? Besides, it's not like I haven't seen ......."

At this, I blushed, and then continued pretending to be bold: "Hey, I don't mind the girls, you don't have to twist and pinch it." Can't you even open your eyes? Did I really come in? ”

"You can't touch me!"

I sighed.

Who's going to go in and slight him?!

I sighed and said impatiently, "You think I'm going to make a big move?" Not touching you?! Okay, just dry yourself in there, and when something happens, don't rely on me? ”

After another moment of silence, he must have struggled for a while, and then reluctantly roared, "How can you get in if I don't open the door?" ”

"Well, it's like there's not."

I pressed my side against it, and the door was pushed open with ease. This is also thanks to the frugal nature of Xiang's sister-in-law, and she has been reluctant to change the door lock when it is broken.

In the mist, the picture is really ...... The smell of meat overflows, and I dare not look at it directly.

Someone blocked the key part of the lower body with his hand, lying naked on the old tile floor, with an embarrassed and forbearant expression.

Children of the rivers and lakes, children of the rivers and lakes! I kept it repeatedly, but I still felt like my blood was running backwards.

Since I was a child, Tong Yu has been an exhibitionist, and I have long been surprised. When I met a pervert, I also laughed at the other party very calmly, but scared the other party to run away, why is it so uncalm now?

Amitabha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color!

Then, Hua Ming shouted in an extremely dissatisfied and affirmative tone, as if he had grown heavenly eyes: "You are looking at me!" ”

"I didn't ...... Not...... No. I...... I have my eyes closed. "My heart is so weak that I stutter," I'll help you up first. Then, with his eyes half-closed, he hurried forward to help him. Oh my God, why is this land so slippery? How much shower dew did you squeeze out? ”

He was silent.

I half-opened my eyes and was surprised to find that the shower gel bottle was two-thirds empty.

What a self-inflicted sin!

I gave him a blank look, and I couldn't laugh or cry.

Hua Ming, how disgusted are you? I've only been in the pigsty once and I've been crazy like this! But it's normal, people are born with a golden key, how can they receive this kind of treatment?

When my hand touched his bare arm, I could clearly feel the tension and resistance conveyed by his muscles. Looking at the expression on his face again, it was painful as if he was being cut by a thousand knives.

I helped him up, kicked the small wooden stool in the corner, guided him to sit down safely, and then brought in the hot water that had been brewed outside the door.

"You're safe with your back to me now, right? I'll help you with the water now, you can wash it off quickly. Especially for the eyes, we use a tear formula, hurry up and see if there is anything wrong with the eyes. ”

Seeing that he wanted to turn his head, I vigorously pulled his head back into the forward position.

"Don't touch my head!" He must have tried to kill me.

I rolled my eyes: "You are sick, you have to be cured!" Then leave him alone, or hold his head.

Warm water flowed down his head and ran all over him...... It was evident from the line of his shoulders that he was alive.

I smiled, and suddenly felt that I was a lot taller than him, and I had a sense of superiority as a "life-saver".

"How? Do you see with your eyes? ”

I also admire myself, I really don't think of myself as a woman.

"See." His voice was as low as a mosquito.

It was eerily quiet, and I felt good about myself and said, "No thanks." ”

The next second, he replied coldly without appreciating it at all: "No one thanks you!" ”

Dog bites Lu Dongbin!

My face sank, and I lifted the bucket and threw it at him in a frenzy.

He was completely unprepared, and after choking on a few mouthfuls of water, he turned his head and glared at him in a messy manner: "Are you crazy? ”

That's right, I'm crazy to ignore him and help him!

I held the bucket and stared at him angrily, and after smirking for a few seconds, I said, "Sir, remember to tip." In addition, there are venue fees, water fees, shower fees, towel fees, service fees, mental damage fees, and eye pollution fees! ”

"It's all in your plan?" He questioned contemptuously.

Hey, this! I don't know what to do!

I was furious, and with a flash of inspiration, I smiled at him grimly and said, "Didn't you ask to help me?" Of course, it went according to plan! Do you smell the smell in the kitchen? The side dishes are all fried, and I am waiting for the main dishes to be washed and put into the pot. ”

As soon as I said this, the atmosphere took a sharp turn and became eerie.

He furrowed his brow.

I looked up and down with a squint, and licked the corners of my mouth.

"Get out." He commanded.

Of course, I didn't obey the order, but laughed a few times, approached him step by step, lowered my voice and said, "You...... Have you ever seen a pig killed? First bleed with a knife in the neck, and when the blood was gone, then a knife in the paw bleeds the whole pig. Then, start shaving ......"

I swung the knife twice in front of him with the palm of my hand, and then continued, "Then I disemboweled, and then you saw the pig's intestines gushing out.

"But don't worry, your status is noble, wait for me to let the owner start accurately, and make sure you don't feel any pain at all. Did you hear that? The people in the village have already arrived, just waiting to line up to receive meat! We can't afford to eat pork, and other meats are also good to try. ”

After saying that, the entire bath room was filled with an eerie atmosphere.

I stared at him with all my might, and then waited quietly for him to be shocked, cry out loud, run away, and pee on his ass......

One, two, three...... I counted silently in my heart.

When the air was completely condensed, I only heard him say unhurriedly without changing his face: "Third-rate screenwriter, fourth-rate performance!" ”

Well, it really hurts self-esteem! How could a stony-hearted guy like him be scared?

I had to pretend that nothing had happened, and said, "I'm so hungry, hurry up." He walked out with a wandering look.

I had only been out for a while, and I wanted to go back and warn him not to fall again, not to see the surprise from the half-hidden doorway.