Chapter 4: Housewives and Men

Staring at the night sky shining high in the moon, Lu Haoyan felt for the first time that his life was so bleak, and he couldn't go back to his home, let alone go to the old man's house.

Probably used to it, walking on the familiar road that can no longer be familiar, knocking on the door that can no longer be familiar, but the one who opened the door is finally not the familiar person who can no longer be familiar!

Lu Haoyan secretly looked at Gu Heng with sleepy eyes in his heart: Whahahahahahaha

"Who's out there?" Yang Jin walked to the door as he spoke, and he immediately regretted it when he saw the person who came.

Damn, no!

"Yang Jinyao, ...... you" Lu Haoyan couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed directly, "Housewife? Hahahahahahahaha......ha

Yang Jinyao actually wore an apron? This 180-plus man actually wore an apron? Since he was a child, this guy didn't come to open his mouth to stretch out his hand, but now he is cooking for Gu Heng?

"Oh, no, it's too spicy, Yang Jinyao, what are you? Frying the kitchen? ”

Yang Jinyao stared at the man who was squatting on the ground and was already laughing and crying, and then dragged Gu Heng into the room, and closed the door with a "bang", isolated from the man outside the door.

Lu Haoyan lay on the door and scratched the door like a cat and howled heartbreakingly: "Hengheng ~ Yaoyao ~ I can only rely on you, you can't just die and not save it!" ”

"Yaoyao, I think we grew up wearing the same pants back then!"

"Have you forgotten the love we had when we took a shower together?"

"Have you forgotten that your bedwetting was still the sin I gave you!" Lu Haoyan scratched the door with bitter tears, but he didn't expect the door to be suddenly opened, Yang Jinyao threw him into the room with a dark face, and then kicked him on the ass and said, "Is it your bedwetting that blames me?" ”

Lu Haoyan grinned and hugged Yang Jinyao's arm and said with a dead smile: "It's all the same, it's the same, I know you won't let me go out alone." ”

"You sleep on the couch at night." Yang Jinyao hugged Gu Heng and wanted to enter the room, but the dissatisfied Lu Moumou looked at Yang Jinyao pitifully with big round eyes behind him and asked, "Can't I sleep with Gu Heng?" ”

"Choose one of your own from the couch and outside the door." Then he slammed the door, leaving Lu Haoyan alone to obediently lay out a blanket on the sofa, then took a quilt, curled up on the sofa with a big man of 190, and lay down and fell asleep silently.

The next morning, Yang Jinyao rubbed his eyes that had not yet been fully opened, and when he walked out of the door, he saw a person sitting on the sofa with a black face, "Why did you wake up so early?" ”

Lu Haoyan stared at Yang Jinyao in a daze for a long time, and then replied to him woodenly, "Yang Jinyao, what if...... I said what if...... Dream About Sleeping With Someone...... What does that mean......

As soon as he said this, Yang Jinyao immediately stepped back vigilantly.

"Ahh

Yang Jinyao let out an "oh", and then continued to walk to the toilet to brush his teeth, but before he reached the door, he suddenly retreated again, grabbed his collar and glared at him angrily, "Did you dream of my Gu Heng." ”

Lu Haoyan looked at Yang Jinyao with a helpless expression and said, "If Gu Heng I can have this expression?" ”

After Gu Heng got up, he saw the two people entangled together, and said with a blank face: "What are you doing in the morning." ”

"Oh, Lu Haoyan is hard."

After Yang Jin Yaoyun said this lightly, Gu Heng covered his mouth and looked at the two of them incredulously, "Oh my God, you two ......" His eyes suddenly glanced at the sheet that seemed to be deliberately covering his legs, and he held it for a long time before he added, "Yang Jinyao, you ...... Got laid? ”

"Poof......" Yang Jinyao was really choked by his stupid daughter-in-law this time, let go of Lu Haoyan, walked in front of Gu Heng, bent down and carried him to the room on his shoulders, "Little thing, it seems that you didn't satisfy me last night, and I'm already going out to steal fish behind your back." ”

It was rare for Lu Haoyan not to have the urge to stir up the two of them for the first time, and now his heart was in a mess, and he didn't know why there was a strange feeling blocked in his heart.

He actually dreamed......

I actually dreamed that I had sex......

The key is to be with that bear child????!!!!

Lu Haoyan sat on the sofa and sorted out his thoughts for a long time, no matter how much he comforted himself, this was a normal physiological reaction, and it had nothing to do with the object, even if it was someone else, but ......

Thinking of the boy in his dream last night holding him and calling his name, a trace of tears flashing in his blurry eyes, Lu Haoyan slapped himself twice.

Please, big brother, wake up quickly, he is a minor child, this kind of behavior is a crime! Breaking the law!!

Lu Haoyan shook his head desperately on one side, comforting himself as if he was trying to comfort himself, "It's okay, it's okay", and on the other hand, he began to rummage through his mobile phone to see if there was a hotel outside to make a living.

As the saying goes: I can't afford to mess with me, can't I hide?

Lu Haoyan, who believed in the words of the ancients, took Yang Jinyao's car keys with an extremely thick skin. Then just when he kept lamenting that Yang Jinyao, a capitalist's newly bought latest style of BMW, attracted the attention of the girls all the way, he, a professional destroyer, crashed into the wall with a "bang" when reversing, Lu Haoyan looked at a large piece of paint knocked off in a cold sweat, and the scene of assuring Yang Jinyao before leaving in the morning is still vivid.

"Ouch, aren't you worried about my driving skills?"

"Definitely have a license to drive, you can put a hundred hearts on you."

"Thank you, boss, the little one must be a good baby for your car."

……

Therefore, this kind of thing has to be said responsibly, obviously Lu Haoyan is not a responsible master, he made a trembling phone call to Yang Jinyao and called "Big brother...... and then looked at the car that may have just been bought, and the trunk had been dented, and trembled again: "Your BMW is insured, right?" ”

Yang Jinyao's heart-rending howl could be heard from a long distance away from the phone, he snapped the phone and turned it off, he knew that if he turned on the phone now, Yang Jinyao would probably kill him.