Chapter 562: The Last Day
Chapter 562: The Last Day
On that day, the sun was fine, there were thin clouds, the wind was strong but there was no blowing sand, the weather was cool and dry, and the ultraviolet intensity was low, which was suitable for travel.
Because we put the cumulonimbus cloud** on the halfway road 300 kilometers from the city of K.
Let those meteorologists tangle it, today is the day of the mercury lantern to go out, and I don't believe that it can still rain with the weather controller and jingle at the same time
And in such a sunny and suitable weather condition, walking through the streets with a huge travel bag on your back should be ...... Uh, it shouldn't be too eye-catching, right?
I'm just an urban mountaineer, yes, an urban mountaineer
It's all mercury lamps, and finally coaxed her into a big bag, asking for more, not only with a bunch of snacks but also for the lighting in the bag, air circulation system, surround sound, periscope, mobile phone, literary masterpieces, electric toys, a full set of kitchen utensils, a refrigerator full of yogurt, a comfortable single small chuáng, massage chairs, parasols and reclining chairs for taking advantage of the cool (?). ), a sīren yacht, two obedient servants, and at the end of all, an accompanying orchestra......
I made a rough estimate and found that I had to dig off the foundations of the house and drag it out.
This nasty doll is completely cheating.
But even if you remove the air circulation, surround sound, home refrigerator, color TV, a giant hiking bag for mercury lamps and picnic food, it's exaggerated enough.
"There's no way, the mercury lamp can't be violent in front of ordinary people," my sister comforted me in a low voice, "even if she pretends to be a doll, she is too eye-catching." ”
"To be honest, I should really listen to Lin Xue's persuasion when I come out," I grabbed the strap of my big backpack with a tangled face, "No matter how this guy protests, he can't stuff it into the trunk of 700 billion yuan." ”
"Then I'll smash the window of the car and run out."
From the hiking bag came the muffled voice of a puppet.
I rolled my eyes, then reached out and covered the periscope on my shoulder, and immediately, there was a 92.3cm commotion behind me.
"I can't see anything, I can't see anything"
What a toss, this guy.
I don't want to take a car, I don't want to carry an invisible device, I don't want to carry a space teleportation, I have to carry it all the way, even if I have to get into a travel bag and stuffy it, if you want to toss people, just say it, this unreasonable guy with a temper tantrum.
However, whether it's me, or my sister, or I'm always in a state of disconnection...... All of us have acquiesced to the mercury lamp this time, and all the wishes of this little doll will be fulfilled today, she is the darling of the empire today.
Except, of course, for the resurrection of Luo Zhen.
Hawkers, although I'd like to add that no matter how you acquiesce to her today, it seems that the only one who is unlucky in the end is me, right? Actually, you're just having fun watching me play around with a 92.3cm guy, right?
Despite the efforts to choose a sparsely populated route,This road is still very tangled,You have to understand,Whether it's a group of beauties who dominate the whole age from Lori to the royal sister,Or the nameless man who carries a giant package of one meter in length, width and height and treks the road like a French snailXXX,It's a very noteworthy thing,Especially in this era of scarcity of high-quality Loli resources and high-quality royal sister resources,Population imbalance under the era of big men are single, Seeing girls on the street has become an entertainment activity that the masses of people like to see, between the girl group and the snail man, passers-by A, B, C and D appreciate the former with the mentality of winning the lottery, and look at the latter with the eyes of performance art.
Whenever our large and eye-catching team attracted too many onlookers, my sister would smile and greet the surroundings frequently, and each touching smile would always make the person concerned feel a hot breath from the soles of his feet to the Yongquan acupoint, and then pour back from the Yongquan acupoint back to the Xia Dantian, and in the Xia Dantian two circles will turn into an uncontrollable sense of fulfillment - commonly known as urgency.
Sister, your smile is really diuretic - the head of the empire, made in the park on the XX day of the XX month of the 20XX year.
Under the curse of my sister, usually it only takes ten seconds for everyone to scatter, if you can still hold on, even if you have poured blood mold, the best choice for the guy to let my sister target is to get a monthly pass in the nearest public toilet, and it is the easiest way to take a golden stall with a cover roll and don't move the nest.
It is said that this day was later listed as a difficult case by a sociologist, and the unlucky scholar wrote an egg-pain article on the toilet called "The Group Tendency of Human Concentrated Behavior xìng - Excretion", expressing his epiphany after a month of long-term occupation of the toilet at home in a surprised and humorous tone, and put forward an astonishing conjecture: In view of the more than one time in the city in the past two years, a large number of citizens have concentrated on the toilet and led to the popularity of the public toilet industry. With an average of one public toilet in the middle of every five shops on the street, human beings may have entered the preparatory period for the next evolutionary step: the explosive increase of mental integration, wood mistakes, and group behavior may mean that the human brain has initially possessed the conditions for mental synchronization with each other......
Anyway, the man who later claimed that it was imperative for human beings to eliminate spiritual barriers and achieve group compensation was divorced soon after due to marital discord, due to the fact that the non-fatal diarrhea of that month and the academic paper written on the toilet bowl caused him to have a very serious psychological disorder......
His wife couldn't accept a man who needed to sit on the toilet to fall asleep.
Decisively digressed to a thousand miles away.
"Ah Jun, I think...... Isn't there something strange about us? ”
When the crowd of onlookers who were surprised or curious or fresh or anxious gradually dissipated, even the shallow head with a lack of roots and tendons reacted, and mysteriously approached and said.
"Look at the bag behind me," I twisted my shoulders, "Look at this group of teams, if you want to change you, don't you watch?" ”
So I never dare to let a group of beauties in the family go out in groups, a beauty is not terrible, what is terrible is a group of beauties, especially this group of beauties also includes Pandora and Viskal, bubbles and small bubbles are like two pairs of rare Loli out of a mold, they are the focus of mobile interviews, walking news columns, in this group of xìng egg pain era is extraordinarily powerful.
"Alright, let's get there"
Finally, we arrived at our destination, the largest ecological park in K, and where we are now is in the center of this ecological park built on the natural topography, a vacant land on the top of a mountain.
Elder Tang, who took the bus to the West at half past nine o'clock last night, left us with a warning on the ticket, "Although the road ahead is bumpy, there will be an end to the experience", which made me feel that I benefited a lot.
Of course, after writing such a seemingly inspirational quote, Elder Tang took the express train directly to Tianzhu to learn the scriptures and go to the birds......
"Is this it?"
The huge travel bag was placed on the ground, and after a strange wriggling, the white and tender little hand pushed away from the inside, and the small head of the mercury lamp looked around and said a little indifferently.
"It's no different from what I've seen before, and it's okay to have vulgar taste."
"Ahem...... Miss Lin, who strongly recommended this ecological park as her destination, immediately coughed embarrassedly, "At least the environment here is not bad, there are European-style gardens over there......"
"Hey," the mercury lamp looked at the direction indicated by Lin Xue, "I have seen a real European aristocratic garden, and it is ...... there than here."
"Okay, okay, you still expect medieval idyllic scenery to appear in this modern city shrouded in industrial exhaust gas and dust all year round, you really want to find the royal garden, the Scarlet Plains of Avalon is almost letting those well-fed heroes build the Afang Palace, you want to play in the city yourself," I tapped on the head of the mercury lamp I picked and chosen, and suddenly found something interesting, "Little guy, what's on your head?" ”
"Don't call me little one" The mercury lamp immediately jumped up like a cat that had been stepped on its tail, jumped out of the travel bag, and the moment the height of 92.3cm appeared, Pandora and Viska visibly raised their little heads - for these two 10,000-year-old dwarf winter melons, there is no more amiable creature in the world than the mercury lamp, even bubbles and small bubbles are slightly inferior.
"Potato Chips"
Sandora's eyes lit up the moment the mercury lamp jumped, and with a wave of her paws, half a potato chip, the mysterious object on the mercury lamp's head, had disappeared from the queen's mouth.
And then...... The corners of my mouth began to cramp to see how much the little doll had brought out.
There are two shrimp sticks on the shoulders, white sè sugar grains on the face, half a spicy silk hanging next to the rose decoration in front of the xiōng, the lace on the cuffs is stained with jam and speckled green sè, the skirt is full of fries residue, and there is a small piece of fresh shellfish pinned to the belt.
Under our gaze, the mercury lamp turned its face unnaturally: "It's boring to stuff in a big bag......
And Sandora next to her suddenly rushed out like a swift shadow, and after a gust of wind around the mercury lamp, she returned to me like a nobody, licking her mouth lightly, and burping: It's not a full burp, I ate hard just now.
The mercury lamp covered with snack residues was spotless for a moment, and now she was staring ahead with her eyes in a daze, and I even wondered maliciously if Sandora had helped the doll perform a dust sterilization - with her tongue.
Although I can't see it clearly, I still guess that the hungry Shandora may have "cleaned" the whole body of the little puppet that stole snacks in less than a second, and I don't know if the mercury lantern will leave a psychological shadow in the future.
"Wow it's all torn apart"
Regardless of what Sandora had just done, she was lying next to her travel bag on the ground, pulling out the torn food bags from it one by one, and screaming as she went, "My potato chips...... My fries...... Ah Jun's fresh shellfish ...... Sister-sama's shredded squid ...... Little Bubble Cake ...... All but Sandora's snacks were torn apart......"
Well, you might be able to eat something in Sandora's snacks, the mercury lamp was half a broken tooth, and she had to protect her other tiger tooth left.
"And not a single pack has been eaten properly."
With an inexplicable smile on her face, my sister looked at the mercury lamp approaching with the still forcibly saying, "I don't care." ”
"Hmph, I just want to...... Just want to eat a little bit ahead of time...... It was too dark inside to see clearly, so it was torn a lot"
Can't you see that there is no light in your sister's bag?
Anyway, I'm too idle to install lighting equipment in my travel bag
"Hmph, who let you stuff me into a travel bag, a stupid human being" In the end, she was stared at for a long time like a triage by our three halls, and even the mercury lamp's face couldn't help but blush slightly, but soon she found a certain head who was most suitable for being shot in this situation, "It's all your fault that I'm bored to death in it"
Okay, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have kept the mercury lamp and snacks in one package - but what legendary water chairman would do something like that a little girl would do? I said, mercury lamp, you're domesticated too much now, right? If you just want to flow out of your heart by our side, please first find your former gentleness and kindness, instead of a child's anger
And it seems that you said it from the beginning, I'd rather get into my travel bag than let me carry it, right?
It's a pity that the mercury lamp in an awkward state is immune to any reasonable behavior, and my protest is as meaningless to her ears as last night's weather forecast, and 92.3 turned her head and got into her travel bag again, and when she came out, she was holding a big black book in her hand.
"What are you doing here?"
I exclaimed curiously as I watched the mercury lamp walk towards a large tree with a book in his hand.
"Find a place where no one is around, finish the book," the mercury lamp flew lightly up the treetops, looking at us condescendingly, "and went home. ”
"That's what you're asking for?" I suddenly had the feeling of punching on the cotton huā, and I knew that the effect of hanging the mercury lamp at the door to dry for a day for her to read a book would be different, "Don't you play something interesting?" You let us let a group of first, second, and third people in the world watch you read books around an old tree with a crooked neck? ”
"Don't you want me to be seen?" Mercury Lamp said lightly, "The day after the end, I won't trouble you again...... That's already good. ”
"No, you don't need to worry so much at all," Zhilu said the intention of the mercury lamp, and I was somehow a little moved, as if seeing my daughter, who had always provoked herself to be anxious and mischievous, finally tenderly touched a cup of hot tea for herself, but in the next second, this emotion was transformed into naked envy and jealousy for some evil capitalist, "because there will be no one in this park." ”
"Huh?" Mercury Lantern was very curious, "This world outside shouldn't be your territory, right?" ”
"But this is Lin Xue's territory," I snapped a knife on the head of a great prophet who had almost lifted the Heavenly Spirit Cover to the back of his head, "Capitalists are all evil, never forget this"
Lin Xue immediately gave me an inch punch: "I own the entire empire but envy a rich man in the countryside, the royal family is really insatiable"
"Is this the initial contradiction between the feudal royal family and the capitalist merchants?" My sister looked at the sky a little speechlessly, and then I and the two historical fools looked at her blankly.
Capitalists are evil, but their capital can often bring us benefits, Lin Xue, a guy who is like a female protagonist, proves this very well for us, under her arrangement, the huge urban central ecological park was closed to all visitors in the name of temporary rectification, and she even ordered the dismissal of all the staff of the entire park, this move made the property under her name lose at least two three-bedroom apartments (shallow monetary units) in one day, but the purpose was only to make a puppet happy.
Even the mercury lamp can't be indifferent, and under the effect of the super atmosphere regulator of the shallow light, the puppet girl who was supposed to be born finally mingled with us and played lively all day.
Well, I have to say, it's a real mingling, and it's a good time at first, but after Pandora and Visca show Mercury Lantern a tactful superiority over their height (which is what the two Imperial Generals did), we recreate the scene when Mercury Lantern first came to the family.
Barrage, explosions, roars, and demolition offices.
"Look, now at least you don't have to explain to Old Man Lin why you have to lie and close the park," I felt like I should say something when Lin Xue was saddened by the large area of park facilities that had been turned into ruins, "This place really needs a few days to be renovated." ”
"It's okay, I expected this scene to happen," Lin Xue stood on a piece of construction waste and looked up to the sky and sighed, "You can pay for the repair cost, your sister has already agreed just now." ”
…… There are two kinds of natural black, one is like Lilina, and after picking it up and cutting it, you find that the inside is black, and the other is Lin Xue, if you don't cut it, you will know that the road is already black from the inside out.
I really want to record everything today in words, the mercury lamp that has always been serious and indifferent was dragged around by us to play wildly, showing happy laughter, flying in the air with Pandora and the others, firing each other's barrage and training bombs (the last two sentences are pure cheats), but the stiff words are worthless, and when the sun finally slowly sets, it is time to go home.
Mercury lamp home time.
To be honest, with the technique of crossing the world world at will, and with an institution like the Space-Time Authority, I almost have no feeling for separation such as the separation of other worlds, just like Ilya and Rin Tosaka, even if I cross the two worlds now, I can go to them at any time, such a difference is almost sad, but the mercury lamp is completely different.
When she leaves us and returns to that world, will she still be the mercury lamp we know who is always angry, always bad, always unlucky, but always awkward and coquettish?
Ilya and I are now separated by a plane, but I know that whenever I appear in front of her, the other party will cheer and pounce on her "big brother", and after the mercury lantern returns to her world, I am very worried that I will never see her laughing side again, and when the mercury lamp insists on returning to her own world no matter what, I have such a premonition.
Once separated, the distance between her and us will not be a spatial barrier, but another even more insurmountable gap.
I know that the Rose Girl is awkward, and I firmly believe in it.