Chapter 561: Senior Sister, Are You Swollen?
Rider's words make sense, after all, the mercury lamp is a passerby in the otherworldly world, and now that all the traversers have been repatriated, her departure will be a matter of a month at most.
Of course, perhaps her world realm will never be discovered, and there are countless world realms in the endless void that exist in corners that we can't currently explore, but this possibility is too small and very small - such a distant world realm is almost impossible to cross between this universe and this universe.
The occurrence of the crossing means the proximity of the two worlds, and the two worlds that are close to each other will not be able to escape our increasingly powerful space-time detection no matter what.
And the mercury lamp is different from the poison island man, for this puppet who survives by obsession, Luo Zhen (I firmly believe that Ya has been hanging) has an extraordinary meaning, even if she can never find the ginseng winner, the mercury lamp will return to the world where she once lived, which she has insisted on since she came here, and I am afraid that it has not changed until now.
According to this guy's xìng grid, she probably won't be interested in the work of the censor of the Space-Time Authority that hurts, and vaguely, I already know what the mercury lamp is contradicting in the Dao.
Even if it is a wild bird, after a few days of raising, it will know that before leaving, it will know that the day of its departure is approaching, so it has suddenly behaved so clingy recently?
This isn't like what she should be......
"Don't look at my intuition as an NV person, as well as your affinity," in the face of my unbelieving expression, Sister R said very seriously, the "Handheld X" in her hand was rolled into a powerful-looking paper tube, clapping in the palm of her hand, "I believe that anyone around you will quickly become dependent under this affinity, and if you suddenly want to leave, no one will be reluctant, not only mercury lamp, but also each of us." ”
Are you referring to Nai Dad Aura? Is it just as effective for a royal sister like you? Is it just as effective for Uncle B? Is it just as effective against the stuffy man of Red A? The essence of the aura has been completely ghosted, okay
It's a pity that Rider has returned to the world of Raiders, and he has turned a blind eye to my complaining expression.
You're drowning in the realm of side-scratches and triple jumps
However, Rider's remarks about mercury lamps still made me care for a long time, probably for more than a while, and lasted until I got home, and then, I was completely stunned by a more shocking and tangled incident.
"Poison-island-冴-son, you are mao"
After teleporting out of Shadow City and into my living room, the first thing I said was this: use an octave higher voice.
And standing in front of him, the second nv servant next to Anvina, the purple-haired high school student who exploded X, just smiled faintly in the face of the horror of the head of the family, and then bowed decently: "Welcome home, master, besides, as a member of the royal family, please always keep a graceful speech." ”
Demeanor, your sister Anvina, explain it to me
"Master, I will definitely complete the task well and try to make Poison Island an excellent NV servant," Anwena put her hands on Xiao's abdomen, and a bright smile bloomed with a short bō light on her face, "Although Anwena herself is far from meeting the standard of a perfect NV servant...... But Anvina will try."
Speaking of the most stubborn, this xiaonv servant, who had a little tendon in his head, also waved his powerless xiao fist vigorously, making a gesture of effort.
And next to her, wearing the same style as Avena in a black sè skirt-style NV servant, but there is no decorative coat of arms at the hem of the dress (Anvina's NV servant has the imperial ankh engraved on the hem of Alayya's help energy, I always feel pain in the face of this boring arcane skill), and it is exactly ...... Tsuneko Poison Island.
Poison Island Tsuneko of NV servant state.
Anvina, you stupid, a stubborn crow, a cold light tube, work hard, mao, do you know what I'm struggling with, right? The house is shaking enough every day, do you still want this to become the front line of the legion?
"Hmm~~ It turns out that this is what Poison Island Tsunza mentioned, thank you," On the sofa on the south side of the living room, Lin Xue, who was curled up in a ball like a lazy cat watching TV, said without raising her head, "I was really startled at first, wood, I didn't expect you to have this hobby - anyway, Sister Ben Xiao will also need this kind of dress tomorrow to satisfy you?" Do you prefer black or white stockings? Poison Island is black sè~~"
"Honestly watch TV, don't talk about it, you don't have any human rights, you don't know what to do?" I screamed from afar, and then looked at Poison Island depressedly, "To be honest, you're really not here to mess with Luan?" ”
"It's really sad to say that," Tsumiko immediately sighed exaggeratedly, "I just want to repay the favor with the only way I have, compared to you, I don't have the strength, I don't have the knowledge (I'm sorry I don't either), and I don't have the knowledge (I'm sorry, I still don't), I'm almost a useless person, but I don't want to make myself a burden under your offerings, so ......"
So I decided to sell myself...... Uh, are you going to be an NV servant? Anyway, where did you get the inspiration for this kind of plot, and you repay the favor with your body and things like that, since Sister Jin Lian, I don't believe in it anymore, and there is wood
Ah, you just got in on something very suspicious......
Poison Island's sudden move not only had an impact on me as a boss, but also made them stunned - can make Shallow stunned, from a certain point of view Poison Island, you are also a strong man, and a group of beautiful NVs in the family are naturally ...... to this NV servant who suddenly appeared Onlookers attitude, knowing what kind of model I am, they naturally won't complain like Lin Xue that this is "a long-planned yīn plot by a perverted wood", etc., these boring elements in the onlookers reached a consensus in some aspect: Anvina, an out-of-specification NV servant, let us ignore it, how far can this ordinary NV student on Poison Island do in housework?
I have to say that this is a very bad taste, but I don't dare deny it at all - the initiator of this bad taste is my sister.
"Ah Jun, just let Yenko try it," with her usual gentle smile, my sister leaned on the sofa and looked up at this side, "It just so happens that Anvina has been the only one in the family who has been busy with work, and now it is good that she can have one more helper." ”
Are you sure that Anvina's terrifying out-of-spec NV servant would lack such a helper?
But I also know how stubborn Poison Island Tsuneko is after identifying a thing, she will not be willing to become a "burden" protected by us, just like she said, this strong and independent young NV wants to use her only way to "pay" for her current life, and since it is the intention of her sister......
I nodded and turned to Poison Island: "Then that's it, since you are so insistent, let's follow Anwena to familiarize yourself with the things at home first, but it's just to help with housework, nv servant...... Ahem, nv servant or something, it's still free ......"
Although the NV servant version of Poison Island is full of all kinds of cute points, I'm afraid that if Sandora eats it, another effort will come to Chao to prepare some high-energy dishes for me, and then I'll definitely die, whether I eat it or not, I'll die.
But it's a pity that I underestimated the stubbornness of Poison Island, strictly speaking, I underestimated the dedication of Avena, the ace NV servant, to the "NV servant career", and my words were completely ignored, whether it was Poison Island Tsuneko or her "master" Anvina, they were already immersed in the work of teaching new NV servants.
The result was surprising, and my sister and I, as well as Lin Xue and Shandora, were quite surprised.
Clean, full marks - wipe off all the graffiti on the wall of the mouth of the xiao bubble in twenty minutes.
Tidy, full marks - within fifteen minutes, arrange the toys thrown everywhere in Xiao Bubble Room and satisfy Princess Xiao.
Etiquette and tea ceremony, full marks - I don't understand this at all, it's Sandora who gives points.
Cooking, perfect marks - I doubt this value, because it is also Shandora who is in charge of tasting and giving points, and the latter is a master who can eat anything on the periodic table, and I doubt what level she can eat in her mouth, but by my standards, eighty or ninety points is still fine.
I didn't see it at all, Poison Island Tsuneko is so tough in housework, by the standard of a high school NV student, you have already broken through the sky - this year at the age of eighteen, except for the nv students who can't even wash their mouths to eat, but they are full of pits, Sister Lin Daxiao's current highest cooking skills are still Master Kong, of course, Shandora's high-energy cuisine belongs to another art form, and we will not discuss it.
Therefore, it can be seen how strange a poison island is skillful, gentle and virtuous in housework, I originally thought she was a mascot used to shake all kinds of things...... No way, there are really not many things in the original book that I can leave an impression on.
Of course, it needs to be noted here that the above perfect scores are completely judged by human standards, and when Poison Island Tsuneko got a bunch of perfect scores and was a little proud, Anvena showed her the strength that a legendary LV99nv servant should have with practical actions - a real perfect score.
Cleaning, EX, slashing itself into a holy light shock dàng body across the wall, solving all the graffiti of xiao bubbles in the entire corridor, including ionic ink, which theoretically cannot be washed off, takes 0.3 seconds.
Rectification, EX, and energy are integrated into the room, and at the same time, with the help of telekinesis skills in the arcane, all the toys in the basement xiao bubble treasure vault (No. 2 sub-library) are placed in a position that conforms to the golden ratio, which takes 0.6 seconds.
Etiquette and tea ceremony, EX, although I don't understand it at all, I think that Anwena is really powerful after serving as shìnv in a big family, and after undergoing Jingying's education from xiao, and she used the dog tail grass that God knows where to pick up the taste of Longjing, and the real Xiao sister Lin Xue flickered successfully (xiao ghost, goodjob).
Cooking, EX, allow me to worship this, if Sandora's high-energy cuisine will make people see Lilina's bright smile on the other side of the Three Ways, Avena can make Jack the Ripper listen to Hallelujah with tears in his eyes in his eyes in the Garden of Eden, which I think violates the laws of physics, but ...... Well, whatever.
"To become a qualified NV servant, you have to work hard."
After accomplishing those feats that seemed to me to be more terrifying than the Twelve Trials, our Demon Martial Dual Cultivation Mana and Unparalleled Martial Arts Captain An Weina NV stood in the living room without breathing, and said radiantly to the Poison Island Tsunako who had become a monument in front of him.
The expression was like that of Jesus Christ.
"Earthquake ...... I was shocked......" Poison Island Tsumiko looked at the sparkling NV servant in front of him—that's right, it should be fine from brightness to job title—and muttered to himself, "Is it true that NV servants are such terrifying creatures?" ”
No, this flashlight is the only one in such a terrifying NV world, and don't try to imitate it, unless you plan to die first like this luminary.
"Huh, these are the basic skills of the NV servant," Xiao Ghost, who was promoted to the head of the NV servant because there was finally one more NV servant in the family, obviously still had a feeling of unfinished, tiǎn tiǎn mouth chún, this excited luminous body comforted the poison island Tsushiko who had been hit to the point that he couldn't speak, "As long as you practice diligently, you can also master it, and then there is the advanced skill of being an ace NV servant, oh, you can start practicing after you learn a thousand dishes, En...... Maybe there are a few skills that can be taught to you in advance."
Poison Island raised her head blankly and looked at Anvina, who was floating in the air and shimmering slightly, just like a Dazi believer looking at Jesus.
Don't you really say it, Anvina's radiant and suspended appearance in the air really has a bit of that flavor - the god of NV servants? Why don't I go back and talk to Dingdong about setting up such a priesthood in this universe?
"Well, advanced skills," Avena nodded vigorously and pointed to Poison Island's eyes, "Let's practice sending death light from the eyes first"
"Huh?" The mature and steady Poison Island was also dumbfounded at this moment, and then watched in disbelief as Avena performed the unique trick of peeling apples with prismatic eyes.
I'm pretty much the same: this escaped Xiao ghost is definitely planning to go off the rails, right?
"Then there is the skillful use of the ribbons on the back of the shìnv suit, you have to use them to launch a long-range attack of a hundred meters, and then there is weight training, gun assembly, driving, psychology, medical treatment, command, economy, hand-to-hand combat and various weapons, and transformation into magic Xnv, these can go to the military academy in Shadow City to make up for classes, but before that, there are some basic skills, such as swinging a giant hammer of about 700 kilograms with one hand, and charging at a speed of 300 miles per hour to deliver food to the owner who forgot to bring a lunch, Seven days and seven nights of underwater for work, trekking through the Sahara Desert for work, helping the master to quell military violence*, and ...... for work"
"Tsuko," I suddenly slapped Poison Island on the shoulder, rescuing the petrified young NV, and then said earnestly, "Don't be an NV servant, learn Gundam with Pandora, that one is more efficient in saving the world." ”
"Hmm......" Poison Island unnaturally peeked at Anvina, who was falling into some kind of inexplicable frenzy, and shrunk her neck, "I think I can still learn a thousand dishes......
Forget it, no matter how these two guys have entered some kind of weird loop, it always feels like these two are actually working together to create a terminator.
"Fools, the people around humans are really a bunch of fools"
A puppet who rode on his shoulder and watched the battle from head to end gave a pertinent evaluation, which was so sad that there was no room for refutation.
I said, is this puppet already a binding equipment for itself? A piece of equipment called "Secret Mercury Lamp Pattern Layer Armor (Purple Sè)" shoulder pads? Every day, when a few Xiao guys are lively, they carry mercury lamps on their shoulders, Xiao bubbles are hung on the front, children and their mothers are hung on the back, Pandora is held in the left hand, Viska is dragged in the right hand, and Xiao Jingle is on the head
"Hey, stupid human," the mercury lamp suddenly tapped on my head, "take me out of the city tomorrow"
"Huh?" I thought there was something big about this guy, but I didn't expect her to make such a request.
"Since I came to this world, I have been transferred from one big house to another, from Shadow City to another space, but I have never gone out to look at the outside of this house," the mercury lamp held my head, and his eyes looked out of the sunny window, "I want to know what the outside of this world world I have inexplicably broken into." ”
"Outside?" I scratched my hair, "It's almost the same as your original World Realm, and the northern part of Shadow City is exactly the same as the World Realm outside......"
I was only halfway through the sentence when it dawned on me.
Even if you stand outside the MEN and see what this big house you have lived in for a month is like, you will be satisfied, right?
"Okay, I'll take you out of the city tomorrow," I reached out and rubbed the mercury lamp's hair, this time, the other party didn't dodge or protest at all, "Look at the picturesque rivers and mountains of K City—but you have to be a good puppet, and I guess you'll have to stay in your travel bag most of the time." ”
"Hmph" The mercury lamp immediately snorted disapprerovitously, and then crackled and thumped on my head, as if to hide something.
"Your Majesty, this is the Space-Time Management Center to report to you."
The sudden sound in the communication link interrupted my counterattack against the sudden attack of the mercury lamp, and they were also stunned, apparently everyone received this signal, and Sandora turned on the three-dimensional imaging device hidden in the air of the living room, and immediately, an image of an imperial man in a white robe appeared in front of us.
"What's going on?" I tried to calm the mercury lamp that was twisting around my shoulder, and asked as I chou.
"No. WER421DF154E, the common name 'Rose Shao NV World Realm' has been discovered, and the stable space-time channel will be established after twenty-four hours, and we hope to get the exact time when the mercury lamp Xiao sister will leave."
The Apostle of Hiling in the image is expressionless, just reporting to us on his work as if it were a routine.
The slapstick was instantly frozen in mid-air, and the mercury lamp was quiet as never before.
"Xiao is tall...... You can go home. ”
I was silent for a moment and said quietly.
“…… Well. ”