"Thirty-six plans?" the monkey scratched his ears, "It's a good thing when you hear it, Yin people's right, give it to me." ”

"It's not a yin person, it's a calculation, it's a stratagem!"

"That's not the same, give it to me quickly, my grandson can't wait. ”

"Rub, look at you monkey hurry, you wait a minute!" Shi Fan returned to the room again, took a picture of the thirty-six plans that had been prepared and sent it to it, and suddenly a flash of brilliance flashed, and the book disappeared from the spot.

Looking at the book that appeared in his hand, the monkey praised again and again, "Brother Fan is still amazing, I just have half of your ability, or you can teach me, why bother leaving my hometown and running so far." ”

"Nima, you are really a philistine, did you learn knowledge early, and I don't know what Chang'e has taught you. ”

But how can he teach? He didn't know at all, he deliberately stiffened his face and said: "You can't learn my skills, if you want to be out of the ground, you must learn from the Bodhi Patriarch, and experience is one of the most important links, you can't be lazy, you must remember that the hardships you suffer are monkeys on monkeys, how can you learn the real skills without tempering." ”

"That's okay!" the monkey flipped through the book, and suddenly bared his teeth with joy, "These thirty-six plans also have pictures, and the combination of pictures and texts is my favorite." ”

The monkey took the album into his arms, put his hand on the pergola and looked at the direction of the wind, it seemed that it was not a southeast wind, turned around and jumped on a branch and shouted at the monkeys: "Children, keep an eye on the southeast wind for me, but if there is a southeast wind, I will quit you and go down the mountain to learn art. ”

"It's the king, squeak!" A group of monkeys heard that the king was going to learn art, and they squeaked one by one, and several handsome female monkeys looked at Sun Wukong's tender veins, full of reluctance.

"Fold some dead pines for me, make a raft, take a bamboo pole to make a penny, and prepare first. The monkey shouted again.

The monkeys immediately got busy, some jumped on the branches to watch the wind, and some went to weave bamboo rafts. A handsome female monkey rubbed her red eyes and stepped forward and said, "King, you are about to go to learn art, shouldn't we celebrate? Let me see if there are lice on your body, and catch them for you." ”

The monkey jumped down from the tree and flicked the head of the female monkey, "You're not right, it's not a celebration, it's a feast, and if you can learn the arts, it's a celebration." ”

The female monkey suddenly felt indescribable reverence, "It's still a powerful king, worthy of being a cultural person, and I didn't learn from Fairy Chang'e in vain." ”

"Of course, everything is inferior, only the reading is high, my current level, you can no longer see my back. The monkey shook his head triumphantly.

Shi Fan's straight face hurt when he heard it, and he said in his heart that Sister Chang'e taught the monkey something, but it would be good not to become the same as Xu Xian.

Another handsome female monkey immediately began to pat her ass, "King, I'll wait here to find fruits, and set up a banquet for the king!"

"Go, go!" the monkey waved his hand again and again, he was in a hurry to learn art, he was in a hurry, and now he was about to leave, and the monkey suddenly became a little reluctant to Huaguo Mountain.

"Looking for fruits, holding a feast?" Shi Fan suddenly had an idea, this is Huaguo Mountain, the fruits are absolutely natural, pollution-free, and the wine they drink is not the legendary monkey wine? That thing is said to contain spiritual power, can cure all kinds of diseases, strengthen the body, and maybe can help you advance.

The things in the fairy world cost a lot of merit, but the monkey stays in the mortal world, and it shouldn't take much merit, Xiangxue doesn't want to go back to her parents' house to let Lao Tzu buy something, and bring him some pure natural Huaguo Mountain specialties.

The more Shi Fan thought about it, the more excited he became, and immediately said, "Brother Monkey, what do you have in your fruits?" Get some for Brother Fan, and get me a few jars of wine for you." ”

"Fruits, wine, this is not a thing, this is what we do not lack in Huaguoshan. The monkey over there waved his hand, "Children, take our monkey wine out of hundreds of jars and prepare it for Brother Fan, as well as fruits, pick more." ”

"Oh, don't, don't. Shi Fan hurriedly stopped, "Bring me a jar for me to taste first, if it's okay, I want more, and what fruits do you have now?"

He doesn't know how much merit will be consumed by passing on monkey wine, so try whether it tastes good or not before making a decision, and there are fruits, if you can bear it and taste good, you can pass it on more.

"It's easy to say, cherry pickles, fire lychees, and chicken heart dates will be given to you to taste in a while. Seeing that the two monkeys carried a jar of wine over, Sun Wukong grabbed the mouth of the altar and brought it over, not much time, and grabbed another jar and put it in front of him, looking at Shi Fanzhi's toothache, this monkey was born with divine power, such a big mud jar, it is difficult for adults to move one, it is so easy to have one in one hand.

"Brother Fan, how did I pass it on to you?" said the monkey, and the monkeys next to him put the fruits they picked on the shiny bluestone rubbed by them one after another.

Shi Fan told him the method, Sun Wukong picked up a jar of wine, and muttered in his mouth to pass the wine to Brother Fan, a ball of white light rolled up the mud altar and disappeared, and a group of monkeys who watched it secretly said to themselves, this must be a great supernatural power, or a great immortal.

"Hum!" A picture of a mud jar appeared on Shi Fan's mobile phone, and there was a note at the bottom, Huaguo Mountain Monkey Wine, pure natural and pollution-free, containing a small amount of spiritual power.

"It also contains spiritual power, a good thing, I don't know how much merit will be consumed?" Shi Fan stretched out his hand and clicked on the picture.

When it was prompted that it would cost 50 merit points to download monkey wine, Shi Fan let out a sigh of relief, fortunately it didn't exceed his expectations, but this is not low, it is a mortal thing after all.

After downloading, looking at the mud jar in front of him, Shi Fan had a pain in the egg, this is too earthy, I couldn't see it clearly in the video just now, and now it looks like it is a mud jar made of mud, he originally wanted to use this thing to treat the prospective old man, and he couldn't be laughed off by his wife.

"Hey, it's destined not to let Lao Tzu be beautiful, I don't know what it tastes like, taste it first!"

Shi Fan slapped open the mud seal, and suddenly the fresh aroma of wine came to his face, making people feel drunk, and there was a feeling of wanting to lift the sun and soar, floating, and he was drunk without drinking.

"Damn, good thing!" Shi Fan's blood boiled with excitement, just smelling the taste, he knew that this wine was definitely not ordinary, he immediately went to the kitchen to get a bowl, and scooped a bowl inside.

Take a sip first, wow, the intoxicating fragrance reaches the limbs, and every sweat pore seems to be stretched, and it is almost like flying, which is so refreshing.

A trace of warm air flow in the body, Shi Fan immediately realized that this should be the spiritual power contained in the monkey wine, he hurriedly ran the exercises, guiding this air flow into the dantian, sure enough, the dantian became hot, and the internal qi increased a little, although it was not much, but long-term drinking must have an effect.