Chapter 189: I Didn't Eat Lice
When they left, Shi Fan rarely quieted down, returned to the room, and looked at the blood stains on the bed that were blooming and red like peach blossoms, Shi Fan couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, "Hey, school girl, it's all your golden gun, and I actually asked Lao Tzu to give Liu Dong'er, who is indispensable, this is specialγγγγγ β
But then again, the night was a great one.
Fortunately, Nalan Xiangxue didn't come in, if she found Liu Dong'er's redness, it would be really troublesome.
After cleaning up the bed and opening the mobile phone, Shi Fan saw the message of the monkey and the third princess.
Watching the Baolian Lantern is a big plan, Shi Fan can't just let her look at it, he has to let her pull people, anyone who has something to do with the Baolian Lantern can watch it, so that it is convenient for him to fool the merits.
"Third princess!" Shi Fan knocked on the words, "Don't patronize good things for yourself, you must know how to share them with everyone." β
After speaking, Shi Fan ignored her and realized it himself.
was bored, and when he was wandering around the back garden of the Dragon Palace with the fourth princess, he heard Shi Fan's words, and immediately shouted, "Brother Fan, I haven't seen enough yet, let's put on another episode!"
It's a pity that no matter how she shouted, Shi Fan ignored her.
"Hmph, slam the door!" he stomped his slender foot with a snort.
When I heard her shouting, I was surprised: "Third sister, what are you shouting? What is Brother Fan going to be an immortal? Do you still have a Brother Fan? Why don't I know?"
"Hmph, it's a hooligan immortal who likes to tell rogue stories to others while he sleeps. "I'm still not happy with my little mouth.
"Ah, third sister, there are other men to sleep and tell you stories, is it possible that you like other men?
"What should I do with the second brother? We are all divided, and he won't come to pick me up, why am I still waiting for him?"
"Do you really like someone else?" The fourth princess was even more surprised, a few days ago, she had to shout Erlang God alive and dead, it's only been a few days, how can you change your tone.
"It doesn't matter to him whether you like it or not. Boiling in her heart muttered, and suddenly remembered what Shi Fan shared, yes, I can't see the new one, why not share it with my cousin, she is also one of the heroines of Baolian Lantern, with this thought, she immediately turned to Boiling Heart, "Fourth sister!" Yesterday, Brother Fan showed me a prequel to the TV series Baolian Lantern, but it's okay, it's all our own story. β
"TV series?" said he frowned, "What is a TV series?"
"It's a moving image, similar to our water mirror technique!" As he spoke, he waved his hand, and a scroll appeared in front of him, and when the scroll opened, it was a painting, and the picture was a selfie of the last time two people played together.
This is the water mirror technique, the immortal means that can record things.
"Then why is he called a TV series? "I was very curious to listen to.
"Oh, you'll know when the time comes, you can also watch it if you give him some merits, let me tell you, it's interesting, the first episode turned out to be Yang Jian's mother Yaoji who was married to a mortal ......"
The eyebrows of the heart danced, and the four princesses with puzzled faces quickly became fascinated by it.
Women are born with live advertisements, and they like to share good things with other women, and their transmission speed is far from being comparable to that of men, and Brother Fan's TV series is destined to sweep the Dragon Palace.
Over there, Shi Fan had already opened the monkey's dialog box, "Brother Monkey, you almost got into a big disaster last time at the Pan Tao Banquet, do you have to be clever in the future?"
"Brother Fan?" The bored monkey lying on the edge of the waterfall suddenly jumped up, scratched his head and said, "I also feel too impulsive after you say it, so what do you say?"
Shi Fan opened the video, "I only know how to fight and kill, and do things recklessly, that's a reckless man, as a monkey king, you not only have to be brave, but also play tricks, wisdom and courage are the king, understand?"
"Wisdom and Bravery?" the monkey scratched his buttocks, grabbing another flea and putting it in his mouth, "How can I be wise and brave?" I think I'm quite smart. β
"You're a monkey spirit, aren't you smart, Wukong, didn't the fairy say to let you take a bath every day, why don't you pay attention to hygiene?"
"The fairy said that I won't eat lice, what I eat is not lice, it's fleas!" Sun Wukong shook his words and smiled at the sky, "How about Brother Fan, am I smart?"
"Smart your sister!" Shi was speechless, it was really a special monkey spirit.
The monkey scratched his leg hair and said, "Brother Fan, when can I go to learn art?"
"I'll tell you the road map of learning and art now, you are ready for the next two days, and you can set off when the southeast wind is tight. β
Shi Fan has long studied the apprenticeship route of the monkey in Journey to the West, and took the southeast wind from Dongsheng Shenzhou to cross the sea to Nanbu Zhou, and after some training, he traveled to the Western Sea, and then made a raft to cross the West Sea, until Xiniu Hezhou, looking for Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, as for whether to find it or not, it all depends on the chance.
Why catch the southeast wind, because the southeast wind can only go to the northwest bank, which belongs to the southern Ganbu state, if you go wrong, maybe you miss the opportunity to not find, the monkey must have been born three hundred years early, and in the end whether you can succeed in apprenticeship mainly depends on the attitude of the Bodhi Patriarch, if Bodhi does not want to accept him, he may never be able to reach the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
He told it to walk according to the route and the direction of the wind, not wanting to change the monkey's chances, but also to increase the experience.
Shi Fan sent the electronic version of the route map that had already been marked to the monkey, and looked at the apprenticeship route map that appeared in his mind, the monkey frowned, scratched his ears, and was very happy.
Suddenly, Sun Wukong scratched his head, looked up at the sky and said: "Brother Fan, this road is far away, across two seas, a continent, it will definitely take a long time, why don't you let the fairy Tengyun send me there?
"......" Shi Fan was speechless for a while, did this girl eat peaches early, a little too fine, and couldn't help but pretend to be deep and said: "Wukong, letting you cross the ocean is your experience, without training, how can Patriarch Bodhi accept you? If you are afraid, don't go." β
"I want to go, I want to go, my grandson still wants to take revenge, how can I do it if I don't go?"
"That's okay, I'll give you this thirty-six plan for you to hold, take a look when you have time on the road, and when you get to the Southern Ganbu Continent to practice, you can use it in theory and practice, which will be good for you in the future!"
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