Chapter 183: Jokes

"Jiang Han, what's going on? Why did Lord Shen leave with a black face? Shopkeeper Wang frowned and asked Jiang Han, who chased downstairs.

Just now, Lord Shen left the Lilai Teahouse like a gust of wind, and he didn't even give a corner of his eye to the shopkeeper Wang who stepped forward to give him with a smile.

Jiang Han rolled his eyes and said angrily: "He is originally black-faced, isn't it normal to walk with a black face?" ”

"Hmph, he must have made Lord Shen angry! If you have a little face in front of adults, you don't know how thick the sky is! Song Yaozu, who was about to clean up the tables and chairs, threw the rag on the table and gloated.

"Then I also have a bit of face, it's better than you who don't even have a face!"

"You!"

"What are you?"

"That's it! If you two quarrel in front of the guests, you'll get out of here!" The shopkeeper reprimanded in a low voice, his face embarrassed.

Jiang Han couldn't help but glance around the guest hall.

Sure enough, I saw several guests thoughtfully looking near the staircase where the three of them were standing.

Jiang Han politely smiled back a few times and went to the backyard with the saucer.

"What the hell is going on?" The king's shopkeeper chased after him.

"Nothing! You don't know yet, we are notoriously moody! One second he asked me to tell a joke, and the next he left in anger - who knows what kind of nerves he was making! ”

"It can't be your joke that him off, right?"

"Jokes jokes, of course you want him to laugh, if you make him angry, is it still called telling jokes?"

Those jokes are her specialty!

Every time you say it, you don't have to laugh in the audience, but at least you can laugh a lot, right?

"Jokes jokes, how many people use jokes to scold people? Maybe the adults think your joke is alluding to him? Shopkeeper Wang guessed.

"I'm fine, what did he do? Although he has a bad temper, he can be regarded as a good official, and I have not eaten enough to support him......" As she spoke, her eyes glazed and her tongue knotted.

No way?

Did he really feel like he was alluding to him?

The first one is that the official marries a bodhisattva - the bodhisattva is silent - does he feel that he is sarcastic again, he sits there like a bodhisattva?

Thinking about it like this, she didn't think of the Bodhisattva in her heart, but thought of the Rakshasa in her heart.

But it's all in the temple, and it's not too much different.

The second is an unresponsive pig, and the third is an ugly-looking brat......

Although she didn't want to admit it, she suddenly felt that with the careful eyes of Shen Hei's face, he probably thought that she was secretly scolding him for talking less, like a bodhisattva, as dull as a pig, and as ugly as a monkey......

This is really more wronged than Dou E!

She really wanted to tell jokes very sincerely!

Jiang Han couldn't help but cover his face with his hands.

Shopkeeper Wang, what else don't you understand?

He hated iron and said, "I think you should go and explain to Lord Shen!" What else do you think you can do? Lord Shen finally came to our teahouse! ”

Jiang Han was also about to cry without tears.

There is nothing more difficult to serve than this man!

The eyes of the heart are as small as a needle.

Kindly share a few jokes with him, and he will feel that people are sarcastic about him!

If you don't do anything black, you're not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, how can you think she has something to say if she doesn't lose her heart?

Jiang Han wiped his face and said, "Explain what?" This will make him angry, is he afraid that he will not be impressed enough? Let's talk about it later, if people are careful, they will not see anything pleasing to the eye! For a stubborn person like him, if I try to explain it, he will only think that I am arguing with strong words. She glanced at the worried shopkeeper behind her, and said, "Shopkeeper, don't these hollow minds." Although Lord Shen is small-minded, he will repay him, but he will not affect innocent people, the person who offended him is me, he will not retaliate against the teahouse! ”

Shopkeeper Wang can't rest assured.

He glanced at Jiang Han several times meaninglessly, and said in his heart: "The problem is that you offended him, I asked you to come back, didn't I hear that Lord Shen saved you?" In this way, you will always have a little bit of a thin face in front of him. In addition, your senior brother is now a catcher, and he has a close relationship with that Zhao catcher, so these items add up to a backer. Besides, you kid does have a bit of intelligence - otherwise, if you provoke a bully like you and get cut, I will already tear my face with your family, why would I let you come back? ”

Jiang Han saw that her words of consolation didn't seem to have any effect on the shopkeeper Wang, and he didn't want to waste his tongue anymore.

She finally found out why this shopkeeper was bullied to death by his tigress.

Although this person has no evil intentions, he is also a kind and good person, but at this critical moment, he is easy to be swayed by the environment and his indecisive temperament not only covers up all his advantages, but also makes him unable to stand on his feet and will only retreat step by step.

These have little to do with her, she just works for him.

But there was one thing he had promised that he couldn't let drag on any longer.

"Shopkeeper, it's been a few days since I came back to the teahouse, you promised me that I would finish the matter of Dongze Private School within ten days, but now it's been almost twenty days, you don't want to drag it out and not do it for me, right?" Jiang Han got straight to the point.

"Don't worry, since I promised you, I will definitely do it for you! It's just that this Dongze Academy, as you know, is not so easy to enter, not only the financial resources of the student's family, the student's qualifications are required, but also someone has to be introduced, the introducer I was looking for before has something to do temporarily......" The shopkeeper Wang said in a flash.

"I don't care about you, since you dared to make a deal with me with this matter, you must be sure to do it, if you think that I came back as promised, and this private school thing can be postponed and done, then you are wrong!"

"Hmph, what if I drag it out? Didn't you also say that you wanted to work with me to find a way to do a good job in the teahouse business? What is happening now? It's been seven or eight days since you've been back, and the teahouse isn't the same as it used to be? ”

Jiang Han was a little annoyed when he heard this, he dared to love this Wang shopkeeper and really wanted to repay the debt!

"Can I be blamed for this? I've already given you the idea, but you can't do it yourself! Since you don't want to fulfill the contract, then our cooperation ends here. Jiang Han's face was blank, and he ripped off the rag on his shoulder, "I'll say goodbye, let's go to the sky!" ”

The shopkeeper Wang grabbed her: "Eh, what are you doing?" When did I say I didn't perform? Why are you so impatient, didn't I say, the introducer I was looking for has gone out these days? When he comes back, we'll take your cousin to visit the mountain chief at the Higashizawa private school! ”

Jiang Han's complexion was a little better, and he didn't debunk him: "The shopkeeper's words are counted, you just said it, I'm a grumpy person, but I can't wait long, I think your friend should come back early!" ”

When the shopkeeper Wang heard this, he couldn't help but be a little angry: "You are short-tempered, you kid only cares about your own business, you tell the truth, are you doing your best in the store?" Throw me an unrealizable idea and I'm all right? You think I'll do my best for you, shouldn't you give it your all? Be a man and be a man with a heart! ”

"Shopkeeper, you have wronged me, I have done my best to come up with this idea, and I am more than capable of other things!"

"Lack of energy? If you really did your best, you should have gone to Million Restaurant to ask where his musician had been invited, instead of watching your shopkeeper and me ask around like a headless fly about this musician! ”

When Jiang Han heard this, he looked at the shopkeeper Wang and hesitated: "The shopkeeper, it's not that I didn't ask, I asked a long time ago, it's just that their musicians are immoral, I don't want to say it to embarrass you, and I just expose the secret of the million-dollar restaurant." ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he hurriedly said, "You kid, since you have already asked, why don't you say it?" If there is anything offensive, you just have to say it, and I will make the decision if it is okay or not! ”

"Then I said, if you don't approve of it, don't go around and publicize the business of other people's million-dollar restaurants!" Jiang Han warned in advance.

"Got it! Am I that kind of villain? ”

"Well, their musician is a girl invited from Manchun Courtyard...... In fact, the shopkeeper Zeng said that if our family wants to use this strategy but can't find a musician, he can help introduce the musicians of the Manchun Academy, with a probationary period of thirty or fifty yuan a day, and if the cooperation is pleasant, the price can be negotiated later. ”