Jiang Han was dumbfounded, which one is this going to sing?

Is this moody guy really going to have fun playing tricks on him today?

The booth management fee has been doubled, and now she is not unable to take it, the problem is that after this double, people will think that Lord Shen and the Jiang family do not have a great relationship, but a bad relationship.

When the time comes, as soon as this black-faced brand is sold, it will not be to avoid trouble but to invite trouble!

Jiang Han took a breath and comforted himself in his heart: "This is a life-saving benefactor, this is a life-saving benefactor, isn't it just Caiyi entertaining relatives?" It's not too much to ask, not too much, not too much at all! Isn't it just colorful clothes to entertain relatives? Entertainment is just to be happy, she doesn't know anything else, and there are still a few jokes in the collection! ”

"What? Not happy? Lord Shen sneered.

Jiang Han immediately retracted his thoughts, grinned the corners of his mouth, and made an exaggerated look of gratitude to Dade who almost burst into tears, and said, "Willingly, willingly!" My lord, I'm so happy! You asked me to put on a show to make you happy, it's a small thing compared to you saving my life! It's just an adult, I can't play and sing, I'll give you a joke, what do you think? ”

Lord Shen snorted coldly again, noncommittal, but his eyes flashed.

Telling jokes?

Hmph, do you want to deal with him like this?

Anyway, he just wants to embarrass her, so let's see what laughing jokes she can tell!

Seeing that Lord Shen was silent, Jiang Han's eyes rolled, and he laughed before he could speak, and really told the joke.

"In other words, once upon a time, there was a greedy county official who wanted to please a satisfactory little wife, and sent people to choose from east to west, which made the people uneasy."

One day, someone recommended himself as a county official and asked him what he wanted to marry. The county magistrate said: 'What I want is: cherry small mouth apricot kernel eyes, crescent moon eyebrows and fairy face, no food, drink or wear, and no gossip in the four doors. ’”

The man laughed and said, 'Coincidentally, there is such a woman in my village.' The date of marriage was agreed upon at the moment. On the day of the wedding, firecrackers, gongs and drums, and trumpets were not lively. As soon as the sedan chair arrived, the county official stepped forward to uncover the bride's flower cover and was furious. It turned out to be a clay-born female bodhisattva wearing flower clothes. ”

But the man smiled and said, 'Look, isn't she just a cherry with small apricot eyes, crescent moon eyebrows and a fairy face, and she doesn't talk about eating, drinking, or wearing, and she doesn't gossip about the four doors?' ”

After Jiang Han finished speaking, he laughed first: "How ridiculous! I married a bodhisattva who didn't say a word! Hahahaha! ”

The air in the room suddenly stagnated, and only Jiang Han's sudden laughter remained.

Sitting at the table without saying a word, Lord Shen not only did not smile, but also darkened a little.

"Hehe, isn't it funny? Uh, then I'll tell you one more! This must be funny! ”

Chu Yi, who was standing next to Lord Shen, secretly rolled his eyes.

He was a little confused for a while, is this Jiang Xiaoer a little stupid?

What kind of joke is this?

Not only is it not funny, isn't this sarcastic that his grandfather is a silent bodhisattva?

He glanced at Lord Shen a few more times, and suddenly became a little uncertain about his judgment.

This Jiang Xiaoer doesn't know what to say, will Sang scolding Huai's joke anger his grandfather?

It can't be that his grandfather dares to be interested in this Jiang Xiaoer, and this Jiang Xiaoer has no intention of his grandfather, right?

Jiang Han didn't care what Chu Yi was thinking, he laughed a few times, and before Lord Shen could react, he told a joke to himself.

"There were six animals in a small patch of grass, but there were only five animals in the bush, so the animals decided that whoever told a joke would kick out anyone who didn't think it was funny."

"The little monkey told a joke and it was funny, and all the animals laughed except the little pig. So everyone kicked the little monkey out. Later, the kitten told another joke, and everyone didn't laugh except for the piglet. Everyone was very strange, so they asked Piggy, how can you laugh at such a nasty joke? ”

"Guess what Piggy answers?" Jiang Han's eyebrows fluttered and he asked.

The master and servant who were standing and sitting at the table of "......" did not react, and they all looked at Jiang Han with an expressionless expression, and even had a bad premonition in their hearts.

Jiang Han, who only heard a casual question, laughed and said, "You can't guess it, right?" Haha, the little pig actually replied: I laugh when I think of the joke that the little monkey just said. Hahaha! ”

Jiang Han, who had a low laughing point, was amused by his joke.

Lord Shen's master and servant secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and their faces softened slightly: Fortunately, after the joke was told, they didn't laugh.

It's just that when they finished breathing, they heard Jiang Han pat his thigh and said: "The reaction of pigs is always slower than that of other animals, and the little monkey who was kicked is really wronged!" ”

The master and servant looked at Jiang Han, who was dancing like a monkey in front of them, and they all made the wrong teeth and clenched their fists.

Jiang Han held his stomach and laughed for a moment, and suddenly felt that the cold air around his body was surrounded, and the smile was blocked in his throat.

She touched her nose and scolded secretly: "It's really hard to serve, she told two jokes that she thought were funny, but she was so faceless, everyone said that jokes were not funny, and the people who told jokes were funny, even if she told these two jokes not funny, couldn't she smile when she saw her eyebrows and eyes?" But if he doesn't laugh at all, I wonder if there are other tricks waiting for me behind me - do I have to come up with a trick? ”

Jiang Hanqiang laughed a few times and said, "Hehe, adults are really different from ordinary people, and their laughter is as high as your kung fu!" Those two just now are very ordinary, the villain will tell you another one, it's absolutely funny, the villain can't help but laugh every time he thinks about it! She really couldn't help but laugh when she said this.

The master and servant had a calm face, looking at the person in front of them who couldn't stop laughing before they talked about themselves, and silently labeled her a "stupid hat" in their hearts.

Chu Yi even felt that he was not listening to jokes, he was watching jokes.

The stupid hat in front of him was like a joke.

His grandfather's taste is too peculiar!

I actually like a "joke"!

Jiang Han suppressed his smile slightly, wiped his face, and said with an expression of "Bao You will laugh": "Listen! This joke is my collector's edition and it's absolutely funny! ”

"In other words, there was a father who was waiting for the bus on the side of the road with his son in his arms, and passers-by laughed at the child's ugly appearance, and the father cried. Suddenly, an old man selling bananas patted him on the shoulder and said, 'Don't cry, big brother, take a banana and give it to the monkey to eat!' It's so pathetic, the hungry are hairless! 'Hahahahaha! Jiang Han directly laughed and squatted down holding his stomach, and stumbled to explain, "You say, how ugly does this baby look?" Hahaha! ”

The sound of the teacup being thrown on the table sounded, and Lord Shen stood up with a "bang" and said coldly: "Look, you are like a monkey!" He closed his words, kicked away the stool, shook his robe, and strode out of the elegant room, not only without a smile but also with anger on his face.

Chu Yi was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly followed, and glanced at Jiang Han with pity before going out.

That's great!

Now they don't have to worry about it, and the adults definitely don't want to see this Jiang Xiaoer again!

Should he be glad that this Jiang Xiaoer is used to fancy death?

Hahaha, that's so funny!

Chu Yi couldn't help but curl the corners of his lips, and a smile appeared in his eyes.

Jiang Han was anxious when he saw Lord Shen's reaction, and he couldn't laugh anymore, so he hurriedly chased him out and shouted: "Hey, you agree with me to tell jokes, it's not that my jokes are not funny, it's that your laughter is too high, you don't laugh, you little guy is laughing, I just saw it, you can't count your anger on our Jiang family's stall!" ”