"Bajie, this is a long way to the west, but it is a great opportunity for you! Even if you reach the foot of Lingshan, there are still old people waiting for you. ”

Cui Shi saw that Zhu Bajie was confused, and threw out the last bombshell, saying:

"Tianzhu Kingdom Golden Temple, Jade Rabbit into a fine. If you clean up the Jade Rabbit, then you will be able to see your old friend, Fairy Chang'e. Do you still remember the drunken heartbeat of Guanghan Palace back then? Do you remember the two thousand hammers on the Sendai?"

"There are clouds in the Book of Poetry, the white rabbit is gone, and the clothes are not as good as the new, and the people are not as good as the old. At that time, you and Chang'e will reunite and continue to write about the love of the past, wouldn't it also be a good story in heaven and earth?"

Depend on!

Zhu Bajie jumped up suddenly, and the two pigs' eyes were red.

What divisional bans, what laws are not allowed to be passed on lightly, it doesn't matter!

What made Zhu Bajie humiliate for life was the heavy punishment of the two thousand hammers he received in the heavenly court, in fact, if it wasn't for Tai Bai Xing's intercession, he would have been sentenced to death!

Recently, I listened to Cui Shi's analysis of the details, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt wronged.

Still have a chance to meet Chang'e?

This time, we must get back the lost face, and it all depends on the guidance of this powerful senior brother!

"Senior brother, what do you want my old pig to do?"

It's finally done!

Cui Shi smashed a lot of fierce materials over with remarkable results, and Zhu Bajie wrote a thin book with his own hands, saying that this was the cultivation method that his master personally handed down to him back then. But as to who the master is, he is still secretive, and no matter how Cui Shi tries to do it, he can't get a definite answer.

[This Nima, the anchor has just been released from prison for fraud, right?]

[Wukong se seduces pig Bajie, live for a long time to see you for a long time, it's really an eye-opener!]

[Suddenly felt a little sorry for Tang Seng, there were so many charming female goblins along the way, all of them were Tang Seng's. Now that they are being disturbed by this great sage, I feel that they are all going to be pigs. 】

[No, I feel that Zhu Bajie is still quite disciplined, don't you like the white bone spirit and the mouse spirit?]

When the time comes, he will stand in front of him, according to the description of the original book, there is no white bone mouse or anything, it is completely a big beauty who has captivated the country and the city, just like Zhu Bajie, a pig brother, can he hold it? ]

[I bet five cents, I can't hold it back!]

[Hahahaha, Zhu Bajie is a pig, and they are all spiders, laughing at me!]

[I can see it completely now, what a golden hoop stick, the anchor is not hiding and pretending to be mysterious, he doesn't have it at all! This anchor is a bastard, he replaced Sun Wukong's position, but he doesn't have Sun Wukong's ability, and he still needs to learn spells from Zhu Bajie, so weak that he has no friends. 】

[Sure enough, it's an alternative Journey to the West! This anchor is deliberately dressed in modern clothes, and I said how to put on a pair of glasses all year round. Why is the plot arranged like this, is it for a sense of substitution?]

[Will it be...... The anchor is not acting, but has traveled to the world of Journey to the West, and then what we watch is the real process of learning from the scriptures? ]

[Hold the grass! Catch a web novel alive and read it and lose your heart! God's special crossing, God's special journey to the west, do you dare to believe in science?]

[Alas, I won't tell you anything, in fact, I also crossed. I am the real body of Monkey King, and I have completed the identity replacement with the anchor. I'm ...... now Well, in the classroom of the sixth class of the third seventh middle school in Shunyang City, whoever comes to help me smash the school, I will teach him seventy-two changes!]

[Poof!False Great Sage ......]

[Back then, there was nothing to fear when the Heavenly Palace was making trouble. Look at nowadays, you have to do it for someone to smash a school. -- On the difference in the combat effectiveness of social gangsters and full-time staff. 】

Cui Shi got what he wanted, and finally obtained the cultivation method written by Zhu Bajie himself, but he was only happy for less than ten minutes, and he frowned deeply.

"That...... Bajie, as it is said, carry the fairy breath in the body, from the top gate of the mud pill palace, to the foot board Yongquan acupoint, flow around for a week, lead the kidney water into the Hua Pond, and realize the way of reconciliation from the dragon and the tiger...... Could it be that there is another paragraph in front that you haven't written, if there is no fairy breath in the body, how should you get started?"

Difficult and obscure cultivation terms, which can be studied slowly. But the key is the immortal aura in this body......

If I have a fairy breath, I still need to look for you?

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said: "There is no one in front, the teacher led me to get started back then, first with me a nine-turn big pill, and then the immortal qi was naturally born in the body, and the next cultivation will get twice the result with half the effort, and it will soar smoothly." ”

Wozh!

You're paralyzed, you're hanging......

Cui Shi wanted to cry without tears, looked at the thin pages in his hand, and felt sorry for the tongue he had just paid.

Zhu Bajie's product is a BUG, not cultivated step by step from the beginning, and the early process was directly skipped by a nine-turn big return pill.

What a cheat!

If I have a nine-turn Da Dan, I will take it to the demon capital to save my father first.

"Okay, Bajie, tonight there is no store in front of the village or behind the village, let's make do with it in this place for one night. Don't be idle, go to the South China Sea again to see if the Bodhisattva has gone home. ”

Cui Shi was very frustrated and put down this immortal cultivation treasure book that had no basic method, and ordered.

"Huh?

Zhu Bajie said with a bitter face: "It's only been less than a month, and I've been running four or five times." The dragon girl said that she might not be able to come back for a while, I ......"

"Go, go, go, don't be afraid of trouble, in case you come back. ”

Cui Shi was anxious to find Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he was not willing to wait for a moment. Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea is too far away, he doesn't have the ability to come and go often, and he can't send out the only combat power Xiaobailong, otherwise even a tiger won't be able to handle it.

So after Zhu Bajie joined the team, he became the best correspondent, who let the world have no mobile phones. ran to the South China Sea several times, but only saw the dragon girl under the seat of Guanyin, saying that Guanyin Bodhisattva was not at home.

"Tragedy!"

Zhu Bajie had a bitter face, and he was very reluctant to go. But thinking about the wonderful sexual life that my senior brother described to me just now, I can't help but feel itchy.

"Haha, let's go, let's go, the South China Sea is not far away. ”

The white dragon horse turned into a human form and said a word rather gloatingly.

"Get out!"

Zhu Bajie thought to himself that although Lao Tzu was degraded to the mortal world, he was also qualified to participate in the peach banquet!

What are you?

The third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea?

Laugh to death!

What's the bullshit West Sea, it's just a palm-sized lake, your dad gives himself a close face, known as the "West Sea", which is the title of one of the dragon kings of the four seas. In terms of power and level, it is far from the Tianhe that I once ruled, when will it be your turn to mock me!

"Senior brother, let the little white dragon run this time, right?"

Zhu Bajie snorted and chirped: "Let's guard the master, it's safer, besides, the little white dragon soars through the clouds, and the speed is not slower than mine." ”

Oh, and that makes sense.

Cui Shi nodded, thinking that although he subdued Zhu Bajie with his ability to draw big cakes, he couldn't call to death, and the balance still had to be talked about.

"Then you're going to have a hard trip, Xiaobai?"

Damn!

Seeing that he was going to set himself on fire, the little white dragon was a little panicked. This senior brother didn't know what resentment he had against the Bodhisattva, so he sent someone to find it in three days, which was originally the old pig's errand, but it could never evolve into the rhythm of shifts.

"Senior brother, you ...... Are you planning to ask for a set of cultivation techniques?"

The white dragon horse in human form stepped forward and whispered.

"yes, you have?"

Cui Shi frowned slightly, looking at the third prince of the Jade Dragon of the West Sea.

Don't be the cultivation guide of the dragon clan, I'm afraid my body can't be compared to the dragon, and if I don't pay attention to training myself to death, it will be too wrong.

"Senior brother, look at this. ”

The little white dragon mysteriously took out a page from his arms, which looked crumpled and not like a good thing, as if it was a fragment torn from some book, and the left side was torn and jagged.

"What is this?

Cui Shi took it and took a look, it was densely bent and curved, and it was all completely obscure and some kind of writing.

"Why don't you give me a translated version directly, how can I understand this!"