Chapter 91: Wukong Se Seduces Pig Bajie
In fact, Cui Shi had thought of this layer for a long time, but he couldn't find a path that could really get started.
Tang Seng won't say it, if Cui Shi wants to learn to chant scriptures, then he is indeed the best teacher.
The next choice is the third prince of the Jade Dragon of the West Sea, although the combat effectiveness is still reasonable, but Cui Shi pondered that if he wants to learn something, he will learn some high-end, and after all, the races are different, and the exercises that the dragon clan can practice, humans may not be able to learn.
The dragon breath of the people, that is called dragon breath, a very powerful dragon traditional spell.
And Cui Shi snorted...... It's great for bad breath, and it's a support skill.
Next, Zhu Bajie joins the team!
Cui Shi originally had high hopes for Zhu Bajie, and after drawing him a cake about beautiful women, he began to try to contact the way of cultivating immortals through Zhu Bajie.
But he soon realized that as a section member who had just joined the work for two years, compared with the senior bureaucrats who had been mixed up in the heavenly court for tens of thousands of years, there was still a considerable gap in terms of his professional skills such as prevarication and perfunctory and taking care of the left and right.
No matter what he said, Zhu Bajie just refused to reveal the mystery of cultivating immortals, and a message was faintly revealed between the words - Zhu Bajie's teacher was very powerful, and without the permission of the teacher, he would never dare to privately collect and pass on the disciples, and teach the teacher's Taoist magic to outsiders.
Regarding this mysterious master of Zhu Bajie, Cui Shi has seen many rumors. There are Taishang Laojun said, Donghua Emperor said, Wuchao Zen Master said, and Bodhi Patriarch said, in short, they can say their own truth, and they are confusing.
Guarding a pig full of treasures, but not getting substantial benefits, can only practice secular fighting skills with an unpopular person like Zhang Liu, which is really painful.
If it weren't for the eyes that teased Yang Feilong to worship like a god every day, if it weren't for the digestion and absorption of those precious white flower snake meat, Cui Shi might not have practiced so hard, after all, if he practiced to the extreme, he could only do chivalrous righteousness at most, but he couldn't subdue demons and eliminate demons.
"Bajie, come here. ”
Practicing and practicing, remembering that Yang Feilong's move this afternoon was quite practical, and he needed to simulate the drill to experience it, Cui Shi casually called Zhu Bajie over.
"Senior brother, do you want to eat rabbit meat or mutton today, or something else? The dog meat from last time tasted good! Why don't I go find another one?"
Zhu Bajie has long been out of character, and he was easily taken away by Cui Shi, he eats whatever is delicious, and he still keeps the five meat and three disgusts of a hammer.
Now, if there is still a pig second and three precepts left, it is already good.
"Foodie!"
Cui Shi scolded: "Don't worry about eating first, you come and try this trick with me, push me like this, just in this direction...... Right...... it!"
Whoosh - smack!
With Zhu Bajie's push, Cui Shi's body of more than 100 catties suddenly flew up out of thin air, and soon hit a big tree and fell into a rut.
Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong glanced at each other and looked at each other.
Senior Brother's Tengyun Body Method...... It's unique, it actually flies out upside down, it's really different, why can't you get along with the tree?
What's the meaning of this? It's amazing!
"Your sister!"
Cui Shi rubbed his buttocks, thinking that the power of this ramming was too great, and he didn't feel tired of carrying a two- or three-ton nine-tooth nail rake all day long.
"You hold on to your strength, don't try too hard. In this way, I will push you first, and I can use such a lot of force. ”
Come to think of it, Marshal Tianpeng's control of power should have been sent and received freely, and it would be good to control it to the level of mortals.
You can't blame the old pig for this, it's because he didn't think it through. Cui Shi stretched out his hand to meet the pig's trotters and pushed it hard.
"Well, okay senior brother, you can push it. ”
“...... Senior brother, you can start pushing. ”
"Senior brother, did you push it?"
......
Grass!
I've already pushed it, and I've pushed it with all my might! You don't feel the necrosis of your peripheral nerves?!
If you don't play anymore, it hurts your self-esteem too much.
I want to practice!
Today, I have to let Zhu Bajie say something, to see how strict your pig's mouth is.
"Bajie, sit. ”
Cui Shi put on a smiling face and said heartily: "It's been nearly a month since I left Gao Laozhuang, and I miss my daughter-in-law, right?"
"Why don't you want to!"
Zhu Bajie suddenly cried and said with a sad face: "Although the old father-in-law looks down on me, as the saying goes, a husband and wife for a day are like a hundred days, and a husband and wife for a hundred days are like the depths of the sea, and I don't know how Cuilan has been doing recently......"
"Ahem, don't overthink it. After all, there is a huge difference between your status and Gao Cuilan's, you are a demon immortal body, and mere mortals can't bear it at all. Don't say it's Gao Cuilan, even if it's the second sister who has been a husband and wife with you for a year before, won't she also return to the underworld?"
Cui Shi Zhengse said: "So, you have to find a strong enough partner, so that you can fly with you and make a long-term plan." ”
"How can anyone be strong enough?"
Zhu Bajie asked with a faint look of expectation.
"More than 10,000 miles here, there is a bone cave in White Tiger Mountain, and there is a White Bone Lady living in it!"
Cui Shi flickered and said, "If you want to say that this White Bone Lady, she is really bewitching and has a good spell and magical powers, which just matches you." When the time comes, I'll help you make a means to get you a beauty, how about it?"
"Bone Spirit?"
Zhu Bajie frowned, as if he was not very happy, and muttered: "I am also a figure who used to be in the immortal class and had a face in the heavenly court. This kind of wild demon, no matter how strong he is, he is an upstart. Besides, how beautiful the bone frame can be, it's not proper, it's not ......"
Yo ho!
Pretty picky!
It's okay, let's change it......
Cui Shi rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "There is a bottomless pit in the empty mountain, there is a golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit, known as 'half-cut Guanyin', and he is also a first-class handsome." This rat spirit once ate the fragrant flower treasure candle of Rulai in Lingshan, and was considered a righteous daughter by King Tota Li, so there is no problem with her background, right?"
"Mouse?"
Zhu Bajie snorted, still not very happy, "The rats are the most annoying, dirty, and they can't be interesting." ”
"Hehe, the daughter country of Xiliang Realm, there is a queen who reigns over the world, and thousands of people under her rule are all daughters. I don't think you like goblins, so why don't you go and be the queen's companion, and you can become a king. ”
"This ...... Will it work?"
Zhu Bajie was obviously a little moved this time, and said with a smile: "I look like this, the queen can look at me?"
"Hahaha! You have thirty-six changes in Tiangang, isn't your appearance at ease? There are also seven fairy-like beauties who will not dislike you, Pansi Cave Dirty Spring, and seven fairy-like beauties are waiting for you. You're a pig, and they're both spiders, aren't you the best match?"
Belch!
Zhu Bajie heard the teasing meaning in his words, turned red with a pig's face, and pouted that he was embarrassed to talk more.