You say that others are pretending to be scary!!

So what are you?

I heard a voice behind me and jerked my head back.

The moon in the sky was very large, and the road was silvery white, empty, and there was nothing.

"Where are you? Come out. ”

I picked up the flashlight that had fallen on the side of the road and shone it around several times, but the voice said just that, and I asked several times, but there was no response.

"You noticed that too? My name is Chen Moxie, and I am an employee of the funeral service. ”

The man with facial paralysis, dressed like a paper tie and kept silent, moved his nose, sniffed around, introduced himself to me, and looked solemnly guarded around.

"What are you talking about?"

The cheap brother-in-law hugged the statue tightly, maybe the fat man had a sense of security, he slowly moved to Erha's side, and almost hid in Erha's arms.

"It's gone."

The leaves on Erha's body were blown up and down by the night wind, but the direction of the leaves was not consistent.

It was as if the wind was blowing at the same time.

After a while, the direction of the leaves returned to the same direction.

Erha stared at the leaves that had returned to normal, and let out a breath of air.

"Go back or continue? Anyway, I'm free to listen to you. ”

I inquired and looked at Chen Moxie and Erha, and finally looked at the cheap brother-in-law.

"My wife said that if I was scared away, go back and let me kneel in the balloon. The balloon was not allowed to burst, and if it did, she would tie me up and whip me. ”

The cheap sister-in-law was so anxious that she was about to cry.

Erha held his head high and said: "My sister's face can't be lost!" ”

"Anyway, when I go back, I sleep in the funeral home, no different from sleeping at the grave. If you sleep until dawn in this night, can you still earn two hundred yuan in subsidies? ”

Chen Moxie shrugged his shoulders paralyzed, his expression and movements were extremely discordant, and he felt awkward no matter how he looked at it.

None of these three guys are normal.

I laughed twice, flashed the flashlight I picked up, and walked out first.

After a few steps forward, I suddenly turned around, and the flashlight shone into the big tree on the side of the road.

"Policeman, hold your head in your hands, stand upright and squat, don't move."

There was a man standing on the branch, and I yelled so loudly that he really fell from the tree with his head in his hands.

"Not a ghost?"

When the cheap sister-in-law saw the person who fell to the ground, he howled in pain and looked at us in surprise.

None of us spoke, and the emotions we showed were surprisingly consistent.

"Can you please stop looking at me like this, I'm panicking......"

When I came to the grave of my cheap daughter-in-law, everyone found that the grave had been turned over, and Erha looked at me and said nothing.

He hummed and walked to the dim place next to him, and the person disappeared inexplicably.

There was an extra tree in that place.

Chen Moxie rolled on the ground, soiled the clothes on his body, leaned against the edge of the grave, closed his eyes and didn't move.

Looks like he's a fucking paper man!

The cheap sister-in-law stared at the pile of graves, stunned for a while, and quickly set up a camping tent.

He put a circle of talismans on the tent, said goodnight to me, got into the tent, set up the statue of Guan Gong at the door, and shrank it back and it was silent.

"My day, a herd of livestock!"

I cursed to myself, sat down next to the tombstone, leaned against the tombstone and closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.

Listening to the birds and insects that I often heard in the coffin, I fell asleep unconsciously.

I don't know how long I slept, I felt something, and I inhaled hard in front of me.

I woke up with a jolt and opened my eyes.

A pretty face, close at hand.

Long eyelashes, cloudy eyes, and two long tiger teeth that reflect the moonlight.

My cheap sister-in-law is still dressed with a low neckline during the day.

She bent over, her face a dozen centimeters away in front of me, and inhaled hard.

The angle is just right, I don't have to move, just enough for me to look into that deadly abyss.

Suck! Spit!

Suck! Spit!

She inhaled the air hard and repeatedly for a long time, and the more she inhaled, the more force she used.

It looks like he's getting more and more irritable.

I don't know what she's doing, I can only tell she's sick.

I'm worried that she will bite me and spread the disease to me.

I just looked at her motionlessly.

To be honest, the career line that provokes people to commit crimes is really good-looking.

I don't mind looking at it a little longer.

"Silly girl, your brother-in-law is not a human being, at least not a normal person, even if you suck up your lungs and cramp, it is impossible to inhale his yang energy."

Suddenly, leaning on the tombstone, hating iron does not become steel.

It's a pity that the cheap sister-in-law didn't react at all, bowed in front of me, inhaled and exhaled hard, and didn't pay attention to her at all.

However, looking at Song Xiaoying's posture, if she doesn't have the heart of the Yellow River, she will not die, and she must breathe yang energy!

She's on the hook with me.

"Husband, is it good-looking? Do you want to pinch it, she's sleepwalking, she doesn't know anything. ”

"Who are you? Do we know each other? ”

I am not a fool in Tang Baobao's house these days, and Old Man Tang is a professional household with a secret marriage.

It's weird to be married, and if I dare to agree to her title, she'll pull me back to the coffin and immortalize her.

Lao Tzu was in the coffin, bored and didn't know how long he had been lying down, and he didn't see her squeak.

As soon as she crawled out of the grave, the girl came out of her head and called her husband gently.

His heart is damned!

I didn't plan to recruit her, and I didn't have the ability to recruit her.

Of course, it won't be broken.

Anyway, it's good not to agree to her title.

In the future, find a way to divorce and divorce this secret marriage.

I didn't answer her call, and she was silent again.

Song Xiaoying was busy for a while, she couldn't breathe in my yang energy, straightened up, and walked to the tent where her husband slept.

Walking to the tent, she saw Guan Gong in front of the tent, took a few steps back with his arm to cover his face, and circled around the tent.

Unfortunately, there was a circle of paper talismans on the tent, and she seemed to be quite annoying, and after searching for a few laps and not finding a gap, she looked around, as if she was looking for something, and walked around the grave.

Chen Moxie, who was lying on the grave in fright, twitched back and forth.

The fat tree in the dimness, the amplitude of the shaking of the leaves, it is called a wave!

"Whew...... Call...... Finally gone. ”

When Song Xiaoying walked away, the sound of her husband gasping for breath came from the tent.

This bastard is well prepared, and it is very likely that he knows that his wife will bring illness to make trouble.

Who doesn't know about his wife's illness?

Don't talk about the dog's day, isn't this a pit man?

I walked to the door of the tent unhappily, picked up the statue of Guan Gong who was pressing the curtain, and jumped aside.

He shouted urgently in the tent: "Don't, you can't take ......"

As soon as Guan Gong moved away, Song Xiaoying, who was wandering around, immediately trotted over.

"Help...... Xiaoying, don't come here...... Brother Li, stop playing, you'll die! ”

The cheap sister-in-law yelled in horror in the tent.

When Song Xiaoying rushed to the door, I pressed Guan Gong back again.

Song Xiaoying hated Guan Gong and took a few steps back, her cloudy eyes turned around, she only glanced at me, and then stared at Guan Gong standing still.

Looking at the way she looks, what is she thinking?

Ha ha!

I walked over and reached out and shook it in front of her eyes, and she didn't react at all when I didn't exist.

He carefully poked her shoulder with his fingers.

Poked several times, but she still didn't respond.

I also ate too much, idle, curiously reached out and touched the sharp tiger teeth at the corner of her mouth.

Ahh

She opened her little mouth and took a small bite, her teeth scraping my fingers like knives and scratching my skin.

In the blink of an eye, my whole hand became iron-blue, numb, and out of my control.

And she bit me, and her red lips turned purple with a bang.

It seems probably, she was poisoned.

"Huang shrinking embryo, run, I was bitten by your wife, my hand is out of my control, you run quickly."

The blue hand pulled me hard against the tent.

I grabbed my numb wrist with my other hand and pulled it back hard.

But I used all my strength, and I didn't have the strength of a single hand.

Seeing that I was about to crash into the tent, the stupid thing was still hiding in the tent and not coming out, so anxious that I shouted his nickname.

"Who are you? How do I know my alias? ”

Shrinking embryo means stingy in my hometown.

This guy's original name was Huang Qilin, and he was in the same high school as me, but he was one year older than me.

He is a popular figure in the school, a well-known rich second generation.

I don't know why he didn't go to college, and he joined the Song family, came to Shuzhong, hundreds of miles away from his hometown, and ligated himself?

I was really surprised when I saw him for the first time.

However, I haven't figured out how to face the past, so I don't know him.

This is in a hurry to shout out the nickname of his high school days.

"I'm your father, why don't you run when you die?"

Huang Qilin climbed out of the tent, was stunned, hurriedly picked up the statue of Guan Gong on the ground, and ran out in a panic.

And I was slammed on my back on the tent by an uncontrolled hand at a hundred and eighty degrees, and I fell heavily to the ground.

smashed down the tent, and as soon as the person landed, the cyan hand reached upward, dragging me towards Song Xiaoying, and pulled up.

Song Xiaoying rolled her cloudy eyes, looked at her cyan hand, and then looked at me, grinding her long tiger teeth, and pounced head-on.