Come to the activity room down the street.

Three women, led by three men, were already waiting in the room on the second floor.

Song Xiaoying looked six points similar to the black-and-white photo on the grave, and as soon as I saw her, I recognized her as my cheap sister-in-law.

She sat at the mahjong table, saw us enter the door, and teased Tang Baobao familiarly.

Said Bao madman, what time is it, do you think you don't dare to come? But seriously, your little milk dog is so handsome!

Little milk dogs?

Go Nima's little milk dog!

I lay in the grave for three years, and when I came back to life, I was still nineteen years old.

And after coming back to life, the skin became white and red, and it could be broken by blowing, and it looked younger.

What I hate the most is when people tell me how I look.

So he pretended to be shy and glanced at Song Xiaoying, and said, "Hello Auntie, my name is Li Qingyun." You must be Aunt Song, right? I always hear Grandpa Tang talk about you, saying that you have to have a sharp mouth and bite his old man so painfully......"

"Little ghost, who do you call Auntie? Who is sharp-tongued? ”

"Aunt Song, you misunderstood what I meant, I didn't mean that you have sharp teeth and sharp mouth, but that you have good teeth, much better than Grandpa Tang's teeth, good teeth are blessings!"

"Haha!"

A room full of people couldn't help but laugh.

Looking at Song Xiaoying's face, it is estimated that her lungs are about to explode.

Tang Baobao walked to the mahjong table and sat down, pressed the dice, and beckoned everyone: "It's not early, do you want to play cards?" It's still the same old rules, right? Only allowed to eat beard, not self-touching, who fires the cannon, who is punished? ”

"Bao madman, you will lose later, don't blame my sister for bullying your little milk dog!"

"Who loses and who wins?"

……

The four women were like eating dynamite, you scolded me, I scolded you, and played mahjong cracklingly.

My cheap sister-in-law's luck is really good, but the bad cards at the beginning are what she wants.

The first one made her go.

Others don't catch it, she specializes in catching Tang Baobao.

"Bao Maniac let your little milk dog drink black tea!"

Song Xiaoying was in a good mood and gave a punishment.

The other three men and I looked confused, and Tang Baobao's three daughters asked Song Xiaoying with their eyelids jumping, do you really want to play so big?

"Willing to gamble and lose, it's not a big deal. You wait for me for a while, it just so happens that my relative is here, and I will prepare a black tea bag for him. ”

Song Xiaoying glanced at me with a giggle and walked to the bathroom.

In an instant, I understood what it meant to drink black tea.

I glared at the three girls on the table, and said with a sad face: "Ancestors, you usually bet on these? ”

"When it comes to drinking black tea, we usually talk about it, who is not without relatives, it will always be their own turn, and a fool will really let others drink it. It is estimated that your Aunt Song said that she had good teeth, which really made her stupid. ”

Feng Xiaoxiao took the opportunity to tease for a while, and I said bitterly: "Sister Bao'er, I want to go home." ”

After a while, my cheap sister-in-law came out with a blood bag.

Stuffed the glass, filled it with warm water, placed the cup on the coffee table, and went back to the mahjong table.

A room full of people looked at me intently.

Under Tang Baobao's nervous gaze, I was worried that she would pick up the cup and pour it into my mouth.

So he slowly approached the coffee table, picked up the cup with his eyes closed, and drank a fine light in one gulp. "Huh? There is no smell of blood, a little sweet, it is the taste of ketchup. I'll go, fake, this is ketchup soaked in water? ”

"Haha...... Haha......"

"Crazy treasure, your little milk dog has a really strong taste, and you actually drink it when you pick it up. Usually you work at home, isn't the trick you play particularly ......?"

"Get out!"

"Come, come, come, keep fighting."

A group of crazy women play mahjong again.

Nima, you've been tricked!

I was embarrassed to go into the bathroom and dump the fake blood bag in the cup into the trash.

In addition to embarrassment, there is also a vague little excitement.

Next, several women fought for two or three hours.

Song Xiaoying didn't lose a handful, Tang Baobao, Feng Xiaoxiao, and the strange woman each lost three.

Their various brain-opening punishments are very exciting.

Most of the time was spent on punishment, and only nine in one afternoon.

"Let's take the last one, the three of you can cheer up, whoever loses again, whoever brings the man will go to my sister's grave to sleep for one night!"

It was almost time for dinner, and Song Xiaoying proposed to play the last one.

The three women looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

"Three cylinders!"

"Huh."

"Huh."

"Xiao Zhiying, I'm sorry, I'm also nonsense."

Song Xiaoying's Zhuang, as soon as the cards are erected, she is Tianhu, but the rule is not allowed to draw herself.

She played a card, and the three families of the evil sect ate Hu together.

That is to say, this last hand, everyone is a natural card.

"Shhh

Tang Baobao, Feng Xiaoxiao, and a girl who had been lifeless, stared at the desktop together, and gasped together.

"Isn't it just a cannon shot? What's there to be surprised about? How do you say you will punish it? If I frowned, I wouldn't be surnamed Song! ”

Song Xiaoying stubbornly let them live.

"It's not a matter of punishment, it's a handful of cards, it's too evil."

"This card game is called ascending evil, the earth kills the sky, and it indicates a great evil."

"What do you mean?"

"Who have you ever seen playing mahjong, and the four are all heavenly cards? Still the same word? ”

"According to the normal situation, the dealer Tianhu is self-drawing. No matter how evil this kind of card is, it is the heavens and the earth, and the dealer wins three, and nothing will happen. But because of our rules, self-draw is not allowed, the dealer's Tianhu was broken, resulting in the death of the three cards, alive. ”

"From the perspective of Feng Shui, this card is called ascending evil, and the earth kills the sky, which is a harbinger of great evil."

Tang Baobao's three daughters, you and I have solved everyone's doubts.

Song Xiaoying's playfulness is really big, and she was also frightened by this, but she said nervously: "You won't be cowardly, right?" Come, come, one person will punish me. This is the last one, and this one counts me as having three shots, just like you. Then the men we brought with us will all go to my sister's grave tonight for the night, so that she can eat at once. ”

"Okay, I'll punish Sister Bao'er, you kneel on the ground, slap yourself nine times, and sing a song that only my sister is good in the world, and I'll go to your sister's grave for the night at night."

Everyone advised Song Xiaoying that this matter was too evil and that she should stop playing.

I didn't believe in evil and stood up and punished her.

Everyone's eyes looked at it together, and I hurriedly took out a righteous and awe-inspiring look and said, "Play and play, make fun of the dead, I can't see it first." ”

"Little milk dog, my sister likes you to breed like this, and my sister admits to losing the bet."

Song Xiaoying knelt on the ground with a straight face and fanned her pretty little face.

After a few slaps, his face was red.

Her eyes turned ugly.

After nine slaps, she replaced her mother with her sister and sang that only her sister is good in the world.

After singing, she stood up and said, "Little milk dog, remember to go to the grave at night to spend the night!" ”

Except for Song Xiaoying and her husband, who is not aware of the ability to do anything? Who is not a proud Lord?

When I made a move, Feng Xiaoxiao and another lifeless girl also punished Song Xiaoying.

The punishment was over, and everyone made an appointment to meet in town at eight o'clock in the evening.

At eight o'clock in the evening, it was already dark.

Tang Baobao and I sneaked to the head of the town, and the big fat man Feng Haha was covered with leaves on the outside of his clothes, standing at the head of the town, munching on snacks.

Feng Xiaoxiao greeted us and chatted with us.

said that her family haha has a bad brain, let me help take care of it.

I said that the Erha brothers' method of turning into a thatched house is amazing, let's take care of each other.

Unexpectedly, Feng Xiaoxiao called Erha over and let her Erha go to the grave, and she listened to me for everything.

Feng Haha is the real two, nodded stupidly and said: "Sister, I must listen to my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law asked me to catch ducks, I will never catch chickens." ”

"Ahem...... Cough...... My mom learned that you were invincible and said that the two of us were just the right fit. Haha, don't you mind! ”

Feng Xiaoxiao coughed dryly, and a lump of blush suddenly rose on his seductive face.

Tang Baobao didn't say a word, but suddenly burst out, grabbed Feng Xiaoxiao's long hair, and slapped it over.

Feng Xiaoxiao blocked the arm that hit him, and the two women were like this, you scratched me and fought.

"Bao madman, how about the old lady who has taken a fancy to him? Did you bite me? ”

"Brother-in-law, who do you think will win?"

The big fat man stuffed snacks into his mouth, looking at him, the two women fought a lot, and he was used to it.

I cursed a fool, found an opportunity to sneak attack, rushed up and gave Feng Xiaoxiao a kick, kicking her to the ground.

When Tang Baobao saw the opportunity to ride on, it was a wild pump.

Seeing this, Erha didn't dare to hit Tang Baobao, and the big body more than one meter wide hit me, knocking me staggered a long way.

Before my feet could stand firmly, I saw Erha shaking with a fat body and rushing over, rolling and crawling to spread his feet, and ran around the two women.

Erha chased after him and shouted: "Brother-in-law, don't run if you have a kind, you just know how to hide, what kind of hero is it?" ”

"Erha, if I didn't plant, your sister would be widowed. Let me tell you, I fought with your sister, that is called fighting is love, and scolding is love. I like your sister to kick her, really, I don't believe you ask your sister, she likes me to kick her. ”

"Sister, is that so?"

Feng Haha stopped chasing me, and the two women stopped fighting, because Song Xiaoying's car drove over.

"yes, I like to kill him."

Feng Xiaoxiao cleaned up her messy clothes and hairstyle, and was annoyed by Erha's questioning.

A pair of smiling beautiful eyes stared at me so hard that my back was numb.

Song Xiaoying's car stopped, and she and her husband got out of the car.

Her husband was carrying a camping bag and a statue of Guan Gong in his arms, not to mention how nervous he was.

After a while, a lifeless girl, led by a man with a ball of blush and dressed like a paper man, also rushed over.

Everyone arrived, the four women chatted a few words with a smile hidden in their smiles, and the four of us men walked to the grave mountain together.

After walking for more than an hour, I came to the grave of my cheap daughter-in-law.

A flashlight came from the front of me, and there was a pop and the sound of someone falling into the grass.

At the same time, someone shouted: "My old lady, there are ghosts!" ”

It's no wonder that people are timid, Erha is dressed in leaves clothes, the cheap brother-in-law hugs the idol tightly, and there is a guy who is dressed like a paper man.

Anyone who is in the grave mountain late and touches the three of them will be scared to pee.

We quickened our pace and the torch landed on the side of the road, but there was no one in sight.

The weeds on the side of the road are very regular, and there are no traces of being run over at all.

Staring at the grass around us, we looked at each other a few times and held our breath together.

Suddenly, a gentle female voice said behind me: "Husband, don't be afraid, there are no ghosts, it is the person Xiaoying that the girl is looking for is pretending to be a ghost to scare you, and the person is hiding in the tree." ”