I hid in the grass behind the mound, staring intently at Tang Baobao outside.

Holding the shovel behind her back, she slowly approached the thatched shed step by step, feeling her trouser pocket.

I was wondering what she was going to do, when she took a lighter out of her pocket, approached the thatched hut, and with a bang, lit it.

Then he ran away nervously and hid behind a tombstone.

The straw shed burned, and a man shouted in the shed that it was on fire, it was on fire.

My eyes widened at this scene.

"Mom save me, I was found by Tang Baobao's crazy woman, that crazy woman is going to burn Erha, mom come and save Erha."

Suddenly, something strange happened, the thatched house that caught fire turned into a big fat man.

The big fat man was wearing thatched clothes, and the thatched clothes on his body were burning.

He was yelling on the ground, rolling back and forth.

"Feng Erha, shut up, I'm arguing to death."

As soon as the poor big fat man rolled out the fire on his body, Tang Baobao rushed over and knocked people unconscious with a shovel.

The big fat man lay motionless on the ground, and Tang Baobao stepped on the crotch of the big fat man a few times.

The big fat man didn't react, and Tang Baobao muttered: "It shouldn't be pretending to be unconscious." "I went to the grave next to it and began to dig it.

I looked at the miserable situation of the big fat man, unconsciously covered my crotch, and shivered several times.

It seems that maybe Sister Bao'er is gentle with me!

Tang Baobao was digging graves over there, and I had no intention of going out to help.

The thatched house suddenly became a big fat man.

It's weird, it's too hard to understand.

And when the fat man called for help, he called his mother.

Who knows when his mom will come? What kind of evil law will it be?

I'm better to hide!

After more than half an hour, Tang Baobao dug up the grave.

She pried open the lid of the coffin, laboriously stuffed the big fat man into the coffin, closed the lid of the coffin, and filled in the soil again.

Look at this posture, it's going to bury the living!

"Crazy woman, stop for the old lady."

A woman of twenty-five or sixteen, dressed in a hip-length cheongsam, walked along the mountain road and appeared in my sight.

The sound of knocking high heels, in the silence of the night, is particularly harsh to hear.

I couldn't help but scold: "This is sick, right?" Wear high heels to walk on mountain roads, and you are not afraid of twisting your feet. ”

"Tang Baobao, the old lady told you to stop, are you deaf?"

The girl walked quickly in front of me and stopped three or four meters away from Tang Baobao.

As if he hadn't heard the shouting, Tang Baobao worked hard, and the speed at which the soil was filled into the pit was faster, and the angry woman's delicate body trembled.

"Tang Baobao, you forced me."

The woman turned around, turned her seductive face, stared at the grass on my side, and said in a loud voice, "Little brother, look at what you have on your shoulder?" Don't be afraid, come out slowly, my sister won't hurt you! ”

I turned my head and a cobra didn't know when it swam to me.

The head of the snake was in front of my face, swallowing the snake letter.

"Fuck you disgusting thing, I'm scared to death."

I grabbed the snake by the neck in fright, and the cobra bit me on the wrist so much that I almost let it run away.

Luckily, I reacted quickly and got it right.

Quickly tied the cobra in a knot, jumped out of the grass, put the snake on the ground, stepped on the snake's head with the heel of his shoe, and crushed it hard.

"Let you bite, let you bite, can't crush you ......"

Crushed the cobra, I didn't want outsiders to know that I was more poisonous than a snake, so I picked up the dead snake and flew into the grass on the side.

The woman stared at a pair of dripping eyes, looked at my slightly swollen wrist in disbelief, and stammered, "You're not afraid of poison?" ”

"Yes, that's right, your father and I are invincible."

I don't know what else this woman will do besides playing with snakes, so I looked at Tang Baobao inquiringly and said, "Kill this woman and bury it with that fat man?" ”

The woman glanced at me with a blank look in her eyes, vigilantly guarding against us.

She not only silently put a cobra on me, but also put one next to Tang Baobao.

I saw it from afar, the snake was next to Tang Baobao's shovel, but Tang Baobao was like blind, shoveling the mud next to the snake, and calmly filling the grave with soil.

However, the cobra did not attack her, but retreated again and again.

Tang Baobao buried two more shovels of soil, pestle the shovel, and said with a smile: "Feng Xiaoxiao, did you want to stop me from looking for the coffin grass by leading your family to pretend to be a ghost?" As you wish, I wasted nearly an hour burying your Erha. ”

So saying, she picked up her shovel, beckoned me, and walked out to the east. "Little, why don't you go over and dig the soil? When the air in the coffin is not enough, your family will really die. ”

I ran out after Tang Baobao, and when I passed by Feng Xiaoxiao, I pulled her sinful face left and right like a child.

said viciously: "Dare to let the snake bite your father, this account will be remembered by your father first, and then I will find you to settle it later." ”

Tang Baobao looked back, I quickly let go and followed with a fart.

Walking to a place where Feng Xiaoxiao couldn't be seen, Tang Baobao suddenly grabbed my shoulders and scolded in a low voice with weak legs: "That little actually tamed a cobra, so scared that your sister Bao'er even squeezed out her pee." ”

Next, we dug up the coffin grass smoothly.

After chatting, I also know why Feng Xiaoxiao came out to make trouble?

The roots are still in my cheap father-in-law's house.

A few years ago, the second girl of the Song family, who was also my cheap sister-in-law, recruited a door-to-door son-in-law.

According to custom, the newlyweds have to spend the New Year in the Song family's hometown for the first year.

That is, Erlang County, Shuzhong, where I am currently located, Guanjiangkou Town.

The two were in their hometown, and a few days later, on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, they quarreled and divorced.

The cheap sister-in-law said that she saw with her own eyes that her husband was Chinese New Year's Eve fooling around with a woman in her car.

Her husband also said that he saw with his own eyes that she was in her Chinese New Year's Eve and messed around with a man in the car.

However, several people in the family saw that the couple had finished their Chinese New Year's Eve dinner and entered the car together.

That's how weird it is.

The two quarreled, and the quarrel passed.

But on the day of the Lantern Festival, her husband went to the hospital alone and had himself ligated.

When everyone knows about this, ask him why?

His exact words were, why should there be why? Are you 100,000 why?

It was also from the Lantern Festival that my cheap sister-in-law would get up in the middle of the night and sleepwalk.

Eat a mouthful of dirt and then go to sleep.

She is also very particular about eating soil, she has to dig three feet into the ground and eat three feet of soil underground.

Whoever stops her from eating dirt, she bites!

Anyone who is bitten by her will be evil.

There are many different ways to do evil.

Tang Baobao's grandfather was bitten by her, so he needed coffin grass to exorcise evil spirits.

And the Song family has been asking all kinds of famous doctors and all kinds of ghosts, snakes, and gods for my cheap sister-in-law's illness for most of the past six months, but no one has found the cause so far.

In a word, whoever cures her will receive a reward of one million, and be able to choose one of his favorite things among the antiques treasured by the Song family.

As for Feng Xiaoxiao, her family is also in the dead man's business, and she has her own housekeeping skills.

Feng Xiaoxiao's mother and Tang Baobao's grandfather are in competition in the matter of the Song family.

It is not surprising that Feng Xiaoxiao came to make trouble and attack competitors.

"How's it going?"

"What's the feel?"

When it was dawn, I followed Tang Baobao back to the town.

Walking on the bluestone road in the town, her sudden question made me inexplicable.

"It's just the feeling of Feng Xiaoxiao, I enjoy seeing you look like you!"

"Sister Bao'er, I was wrong."

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

"My ancestors have been wrong for eighteen generations, and there should be no me in the world, and I am a mistake myself."

"Poof!"

She covered her stomach, spewed out a mouthful of saliva, turned around violently, grabbed my collar, stared at the dark eyes and said, "Say important things again, you are my sister's male slave, and you are my sister's from the inside out, you know?" Forgive you this time, and next time, don't blame me for digging a pit and burying you. ”

At this moment, in the alley with her back to her, a person staggered over.

All I could see was that the man was gnawing on a bird, and the blood and feathers were everywhere.

It wasn't until the man had taken a few steps forward that I saw that it was an old man with a green face, nibbling on a crow.

"Sister Bao'er, in the back, look at the back......"

As soon as I spoke, the old man lifted his face to gnaw at the crow, and threw himself at us with a strange smile on his face.

"Qingyunnu, this is my grandfather, you communicate with him first, I'll go back and get the guy, and I'll come back immediately." You have to hold on, don't be cowardly. ”

When Tang Baobao saw the old man, he dragged me to the old man's side, and she ran out by herself.

And I crashed into the old man who pounced on me, and the old man grabbed me by the throat with one hand.