Hakuri Reimu is worthy of being the only guy in history who can be a god in the name of the city management, you should really listen to this sentence, in short, she caught the shooting pill Wen who should have been very good at escaping with great efficiency, not only arrested the suspect, but also successfully destroyed the other party's crime tools and seized all the stolen goods, if this reckless red and white witch (considering that she is now 2p, we can call her blue and white for the time being...... Well, it's still called red and white) She has undoubtedly made a great contribution to this step, maybe I can give her a few days off and raise her salary by the way, but it's a pity...... If Reimu wasn't reckless, it wouldn't be Reimu.

Spurred on by ten times his salary, the undisciplined fellow has completely exceeded the standard of his work: he has delivered all the newspapers he has collected to my house!

"That's a great title, Jun."

My sister is holding a newspaper in her hand, looking at this side with a smile rather than a smile, although the voice sounds gentle and gentle, but whenever the emotional intelligence exceeds the table legs, she shuddered, and she was studying the notes under the full-page color map, I was worried that this girl would destroy the peace of the world, Miss Lin didn't have a newspaper in her hand, but she found a kitchen knife out of nowhere, although she knew that the Tao was joking, but I still broke out in a cold sweat. Anvena was burrowing through the mountain of newspapers in a flash, when she suddenly floated over, and asked hesitantly, "Is the master going to elope?" Do you want Avena to prepare something for the road? Food, change of clothes, blankets, bedding...... Hmm, can you take Avena with you when the owner elopes? It would be convenient to have a maid. ”

No, you should continue to study how to lay eggs, and one day the family will have fresh spices to bake eggs.

In addition to these living treasures, a few small people in the family also took a few newspapers from the pile of paper and studied them, Pandora and Viska rarely did not fight, and even looked at the same newspaper side by side in harmony, if I didn't consider the content of the newspaper, I really want to take a picture of this little angel-like twin sister now, the mercury lamp is inconvenient to open the newspaper due to the volume, in fact, because she stretched out her arms and couldn't flatten the paper, so she spread the newspaper on the ground, lying on it to read it, Jingle Bell was bouncing up and down the photo of me and Sandora, giving some opinions from time to time, of course, no one paid attention to her, even the mats and refrigerator at home (Qiluno had returned) were lying there watching one newspaper after another, Yakumo Lan used her tail to protect herself tightly, as if thinking about whether to keep her distance from some strange pervert, Qiluno's always startled little goblin was very calm when she looked at this kind of bombshell news this time: she didn't know how to read.

I'm glad the Protoss Sliver Five aren't at home for the time being, otherwise Bingtis's big mouth should almost be yelling now, right?

"Okay, okay, you guys can't take it seriously."

Watching a room full of aunts and grandmothers flicking at me and Sandora with all kinds of subtle eyes, I finally couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly waved my hand and said, "Do you still believe Guan Xiwen's news?" ”

"Hey, surrender so soon, I'm really uncooperative," Miss Lin was the first to snort dissatisfied, "But Miss Ben is still in a bad mood, I'll tell you in advance, don't get me wrong, I'm just angry that you didn't call me for something interesting." ”

Isn't it just that I didn't date you so I feel uncomfortable, so I have to beat around the bush like this?

How much credibility does the newspaper have, and the family basically knows the truth, so from the beginning of this front-page news everyone didn't believe much, but not believing is one thing, feeling interesting is another, obviously a group of idle mushrooms at home think that they have found a rare opportunity to relieve boredom, and have used this seriously inaccurate news to ridicule me and Sandora, after all, although the headlines and notes in the newspaper are made up, The photos taken by Wen Wen are genuine, and they can be seen from dozens of miles apart.

"Okay, okay, don't look at it, sort these things up and dispose of them, it's not very good for this nonsense news to circulate after all." My sister watched the play for a long time and finally made a move, so that everyone cleaned up those newspapers, everyone was very cooperative, it was a certain ice goblin who protested a little, she felt that the newspaper was her own treasure, and others made a fuss as soon as they grabbed this guy, there was no way I had to give her a few pieces of waste paper for her to tear and play, this method really worked, the stupid goblin obediently went to the corner and squatted, so everyone praised me for my rich experience in disposal, and it took me five minutes to react to what they meant that someone with a child was about to become an expert……

As for a certain daredevilic witch who has not achieved enough things and has more than enough failures, even the most coarse nerves know at this time that she may have made a small mistake, and by the time I think of her, that guy is long gone.

By the way, he also took away the Shooting Pill Wen, who had been tied up by five flowers.

"By the way, what do you do with these things?"

My sister pointed to the mountain of newspapers in the center of the room and shook her finger, "Reimu, that daredevil, is all piled up here. ”

I looked around and silently handed a fork to Sandora, "Would you like some ketchup?" ”

Sandora didn't even pick up the fork: "It's okay, this can be eaten originally." ”

Everyone: "......"

It's really convenient to have an unlimited trash can in your home, right? How do you feel guilty......

Sandora's ability to eat is really incomparable, although less than two hours ago this girl has eaten four-fifths of the entire stock of Xiaoxi's dessert shop, and by noon she can still sweep the table, and by the way she ate a table of newspapers, but this time the dishes at home were spared, and Sandora said that she didn't need an after-dinner snack this time as never before.

Shallow is still tossing her xltv,It seems that this heat will not subside in three or two days.,It is said that she has approved the opening of several educational versions,Including the human education version,Ghost religion version,Orc education version and prenatal education version,Obviously, the classification method of the education channel in this girl's impression is very different from the normal view of the world.,I had to make a lot of effort to get her to pull the religious version out of the education channel.。 She is also recruiting a large number of professional reporters, hosts, directors, entertainment experts and all kinds of talents that may be used by the media, looking at a large number of talent formation plans printed out shallowly, I think this girl is quite professional this time, at least she is not wrong in the order of action to recruit people first, but there is one thing I am curious about, for what she also recruited a whole fleet of federal navy for the entertainment channel......

"That's right, people are going to make a movie," Shallow explained to me happily, "It's about the story of human beings bravely fighting wits and courage against evil alien invaders, and now recruit all the male numbers 1 to 10,000 men, and then go to play the alien invaders with Sylvanas with a group of crooked melons and cracked dates." ”

…… Using a real army to act in a war movie, I immediately felt that this could be a blockbuster production with unprecedented repercussions, and is this guy who always acts as a mascot at home finally planning to make a blockbuster?

The idea lasted for a few minutes, and then it crashed when I saw the shallow script, because I had a hard time understanding what the remaining 100,000 Federation soldiers could do for the next 110 minutes if the evil alien invaders were killed in the first five minutes of the movie......

Shallow also explained this: "There should be an act, I'll make it up later when I have time, I really can't make it up, and I can still watch it as an arms advertisement, and there are so many actors, it should take some time to just get out of the cast!" ”

In the shallow view of the world, the cast needs to be careful and detailed, and I think I understand why she has to recruit 100,000 federal soldiers......

It's hard to say whether there is a possibility of starting filming in this shallow movie, because my sister is watching, this girl's whimsy that is too out of the circle should be shot, but it is not excluded that my sister occasionally has a black belly, well, I can't care about it, just let them toss, anyway, the 100,000 federal navy is definitely very happy to have such a long extra vacation in the empire, so it should give a little benefit to those servant troops who are fighting for the empire.

Lilina didn't get involved with this kind of interesting thing this time, she has been with Dingdong for the past two days, the master and servant have mysteriously locked themselves in the room to study some very suspicious things, and sometimes they will go to Shadow City, and stay in the Temple of the Tree of the World Realm for most of the day, and I don't know what fun the two of them have again, I think it may be that Dingdong is preparing for the next make-up exam in creation, because recently someone reported that there are cosmic hairballs and pink Cerberus near the Temple of the Tree of the World, It's hard to tell if these strange new creatures were created by Lilina and Clankler.

"Hula", the sound of wings flapping came, a small black and white figure slipped near the ceiling, and then sat firmly on the chandelier in the living room dangling, it turned out to be a mercury lamp, fortunately there is a hard-working ghost maid at home, and even the chandelier top, which basically no one will clean every day, has been wiped spotless, otherwise the reckless behavior of the mercury lamp will definitely make the living room smoky, I beckoned to the top, The little doll flew down with an impatient expression, and this guy's expression was completely deceitful.

The little one was in a good mood today, and could even see the corners of her mouth curled up occasionally, which was hard to see in this puppet who was always very bad-tempered, and one couldn't help but wonder if it was some great victory in the battle between her and Lilina recently.

Now I can't remember when this extremely irritable puppet girl became so obedient, but I know that although the mercury lamp is still a cold face and bad temper, it has become one of the members of the family's cute Lori group, and the degree of obedience is several plus signs higher than Lilina's, I took the little puppet girl off my shoulders, stuck her ribs with both hands, and raised the word high: "What's the matter, I'm in such a good mood today?" ”

Mercury Lantern was furious, and while breaking my arm hard, he tried to turn his head and try to bite, and his mouth kept making threatening sounds, like an angry kitten, and sure enough, no matter how many times he came, it was too funny, this guy who would lose his temper completely as long as he was lifted high.

"Put me down! You impudent fellow! How many times do you want me to say it! Don't tease others like children! Damn it...... Bastard, damn it, stupid! It's endless! Although the puppet girl has a brute force, it is obviously not enough to see compared to someone, so I can only scold and punch and kick the air, I am very happy in my heart, I feel that the bad mood caused by a certain tengu girl and reckless red and white in the morning has improved most of the time, so I simply hold the little puppet and sway up and down: "The doll should look like a doll!" ”

"Say who the doll is! Who does the doll say! Who said it was a doll! The mercury lamp almost jumped, twisting my arm vigorously, "I'm a noble rose girl, don't confuse such a high-end doll with a low-level thing like a doll!" And how many times do you want me to say, don't always be nervous and suddenly raise high! ”

"Ha Luha, what's the difference, it can be used as a pillow anyway." I was completely amused by this little girl who complained about the signature three-stage complaint as soon as I was excited, and I thought of this guy's funny habit of taking the initiative to be a pillow to ask for leniency as long as he got into trouble, and I was immediately overjoyed, but ...... As soon as this sentence was uttered, the atmosphere around him seemed to be wrong.

There was a "croak", as if something was finally breaking apart, and then the rose girl in her hand suddenly spread her wings: "You stupid human is just too bad!! ”

Oops, teasing too much.

Three minutes later, I sat on the wreckage of the sofa plucking the chicken feathers from my body, and on my shoulder sat the still angry puppet girl, who was pulling my hair in the name of helping to pick the chicken feathers: in fact, one thing made people very curious, why did this girl sit on the enemy's shoulder if she was really angry?

"Self-inflicted, don't live this wood is purely too idle these days."

Miss Lin gave such a high-level summary of the interaction between our two masters.

"It's really red, they're coming to the house to play," I lifted the shoulder where the mercury lamp was sitting, "yes, you haven't seen each other for more than a month this time, you're happy, right?" ”

"Who is happy, those little girls can't come to love it." Mercury Lamp kicked me angrily, "I'm going to take them to see the Titan Mercury Lantern tomorrow, are you okay?" ”

Showing off, is it the original sin of a child, and it is said that Chairman Shui, who is already a few hundred years old, is he still a child?

"Miss Scarlet and a few other Rose Maidens came to the house a few times while their master was away," Anvina whispered, "and they left a few letters after discovering that the little master of the mercury lamp was gone. ”

When we heard it, we immediately smiled, it turned out to be like this, I said why did I always see the mercury lamp secretly reading something in the past two days, and it took a long time to make the letters of the sisters, and it was really surprising that the rivals of life and death were so harmonious now, and I don't know what kind of letter the group of rose girls wrote to their sisters.

Having said that, it is still difficult to write a long letter independently, and the mercury lamp does not know whether the pressure is great when he sees those notes.

Just as I was exchanging father-daughter feelings with the mercury lamp (you should really listen), a panicked scream of a girl suddenly came from not far away, which attracted the attention of the whole living room: "Wow! No, who's here to help! ”

I turned my head in shock, and the scene in front of me made me poof, it turned out that the voice was made by Qi Lunuo, this stupid guy didn't know how to provoke the little bubble who was playing puzzles with Ji Shanshan, and suddenly aroused the latter's interest, and now the little bubble is hanging on Qi Luno's back, biting the top of the other party's ice wings and not letting go, Qi Luno can't beat or shake off, and there is a little girl hanging behind her jumping up and down in surprise, Of course, Little Bubbles will not be brought down by this skill: they can be called the family's steel tooth selling cute trio with Ding Dong and mercury lamps, and they are also the same steel tooth characters as the party leader, Little Bubbles' bite force is amazing, although it is thrown into the air and flying around with Qi Luno's jumping up and down, Little Bubbles has no intention of letting go at all, and the two of them are so energetic.

And Ji Shanshan, the nanny who was supposed to be the first to go up to stop the little bubble at this time, instead of stepping forward to pull the rack, she happily cheered for a certain ignorant young body host, as if she was happy, and even took out a shield and a sword from the king's treasury at the end of the day, and sang the war song of the Sumerian era......

She finally saw the second unlucky egg in addition to herself being tossed by the little princess, and she was so happy that she was fascinated: you must know that the little bubble at home is a pistachio with less than 5 combat power, basically anyone can tease it, and the girl will not be annoyed, but she, the legendary queen Ji Shanshan, has become the queen playmate of Little Bubbles, the nanny, the maid, the nurse and the mobile bottle, not only to be careful but also to provide the little princess with shiny toys at any time, how much grievance, Now that she saw that Qiluno was also entangled in the terrible little bubble like she was back then, could she not be happy.

This effect is equivalent to when you are caught cheating in the exam room by the teacher, and when you are called to the office, you raise your eyes and see that your dead friend in the back seat is also being reprimanded like your grandson, and your heart will suddenly be much balanced: although you may not be saved, at least you know that there is someone who is as hopeless as yourself......

"Help! Help me! Woo woo, Miss Ben is very powerful! Don't bully Miss Ben! Qi Luno was scared and ran around, because the defense component of the Xiling host would instinctively suppress the energy that exceeded the limit near the body, and she couldn't blow a breath of cold air now, let alone resist, and at the end of the day, this guy was even bitten and cried, "Woo woo, Miss Ben is going home!" I'm going home......"

I'm sure this guy's ice wings didn't hurt to bite, she was just scared: she thought Bubbles was going to eat her.

"If I were you, I'd just give her wings," I couldn't help but go up and pat her on the head, seeing that this guy was pitiful, "that thing is shiny, and the little bubble won't let go when it bites." ”

"As long as you have wings, don't you eat me?" Qi Luno glanced at me with teary eyes, turned his head to look at the little bubble that was holding the ice wings and crunching, and hurriedly threw down the three pairs of ice crystals with a shuddering shoulder, and the little bubble immediately ran back with this pile of loot, and also held an ice crystal to Ji Shanshan: "Goo! ”

Is this a thank you gift to your comrades? wW