Chapter 924: The Gossip Tengu of the Pit Father

The three-headed mercury lamp is a group of strange little guys, with a lot of unbelievable abilities and behavior patterns, they often haunt the vicinity of the Imperial Academy in groups, and sometimes there are only such little guys running around outside, they have many different dresses, from house maids to jungle special operations team type equipment, but no matter what kind of three-headed body mercury lamps, one thing is the same, that is, they are always busy. Everyone in Shadow City knows about this group of strange little things, but not many people really know them, most people only know that Lu Dao has three heads and a mercury lamp, the latter is inextricably linked with the emperor, and it is also a puppet made based on the little princess of the empire, so the civilians of Shadow City basically think that these little things may be mechanical servants or playmates used by royals, and in a way, this is not wrong.

The three-headed dolls who are active in the college district usually have a variety of jobs, such as cleaning the flower beds and lawns in the school, pruning branches for trees, cleaning roads, repairing facilities, cleaning glass, and even seeing them running out of the campus supermarket and burrowing into the Misaka dormitories with their big heads and shopping baskets like small mountain bags. Covered in miniature space implosion bombs, he patrolled the school to crack down on the old Chinese medicine doctors and forgers who plastered on the school's exterior wall at night, and before the appearance of the three-headed mercury lamp, the night patrol in the academy was usually carried out by the school's teachers (usually the Imperial Commander or the Heroic Spirit) and the student council officials. Based on the above points, some people in Shadow City speculate that these cute dolls with three heads may be a new generation of multi-functional robots newly manufactured by the Empire, whose task is to maintain the normal operation of the city within a certain range, and gradually replace those stiff octopus self-discipline machinery......

In addition, there are many conjectures about these little dolls, and there is even no shortage of urban weird stories, for example, there is an urban weird story that mentions that all three-headed dolls have a common leader, which is a giant robot with a height of 100 meters, the purpose of this giant robot is to rule the city, and the three-headed body army that has invaded various posts in the college area and replaced the original faculty and staff is the vanguard sent by this giant robot, of course, some people suspect that they are special types of imperial soldiers, But that kind of speculation is even more nonsense, basically no one believes in sending such a small point to the battlefield and kill the enemy?

The above is the impression left on them by the three-headed mercury lamps in the eyes of the civilians of Shadow City.

Regardless of the speculation, there is at least one thing that everyone in Shadow City agrees on: the three-headed mercury lamps are extremely cunning to drill around, and their strange behavior and the wide variety of strange items are very troublesome...... Especially the latter.

The three-headed mercury lamp that jumped out in front of her saw me and Sandora, instead of coming over and making love happily like the other dolls, she let out an exclamation, turned her head and was about to run away, before I could react, she took out a small float-like thing from the carry-on space, that thing is one of the many strange props of the three-headed army, called the light speed skateboard, which was developed by the Misaka themselves and installed by their own three-headed mercury lanterns, with extremely high burst speed and short-distance jump ability, And after the person steps on it, it will be separated by the space anchor point, so that it is not affected by acceleration and inertia, so that the small three-headed body will not fall off the high-speed maneuvering skateboard, and when I saw that the other party even took out this kind of thing, of course I knew that she was going to escape, so I immediately rushed up with an arrow step, instantly broke through the sound barrier, and grabbed her belt before the other party started the skateboard.

All mercury lamps, whether original or mass-produced, can be easily lifted as long as they grab the belt, and then their little arms and legs are useless, this is the experience they have accumulated for a long time Of course, the hundred-meter-high Titan mercury lamp is not counted, and a belt buckle is taller than me.

"Let go! Let go! I hate it! "The 60cm tall doll mercury lamp dances and kicks in the air, but unfortunately she is not as long as my arm from head to toe, and she can't resist at all, and because it is my brother who grabs him, it is obviously impossible for this little guy to continue to use those dangerous props, so she is left with only a protest of selling cuteness.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I reached out and snatched the large roll of printed paper from the three-headed doll's hand before placing the latter on the ground.

"Give it back! Give it back! The knee-high three-headed doll jumped desperately as she tried to climb up my body with her poor little arms and legs, but I could hold it down with just one hand: the funny head was too easy to start, "Give it back to me!" My brother won't like this! The ordinary wild maiden Mercury Lantern shouted weakly. ”

Ordinary...... Wild Girl Mercury Lamp?!

In other words, how many models are there in this group of strange dolls? Could it be that they, like the leaders of relevant departments and experts and scholars, are all titles in the three natural paragraphs from the second line of their business cards?

No matter how desperately the three-headed doll protested with such a small force, of course, it should be precise, no matter how a certain Misaka sister who is in charge of controlling her behind her protests, I have already focused my attention on the paper scroll that I snatched from the other party, and then, a line of large headlines jumped in front of my eyes: Daily Temporary Supplement"

When I boarded, I felt a chill on my body just like Sandora, okay, it seems that I know what this bad premonition is all about, but what is the efficiency of that tengu such a ghostly animal?

I opened the newspaper with a sense of mourning, and sure enough, on the front page of the first page, there was a color photograph that took up the entire page, with a picture of me and Sandora, surrounded by a circle of roses.

The title of the photo reads: "If no one kisses in the street next to the two heads of state", and there is a note under the photo: The two imperial masters and mothers are missing, and the reporter of this newspaper has received an order in advance to strictly prohibit the follow-up and reporting of this incident.

And then the following is exactly the same as Wenwen promised, there is no text......

"It was a huge mistake not to make that tengu into spicy chicken wings just now."

I thought my face should be similar to Hitler in 1945, and Sandora next to me also saw the picture of the color board in the newspaper just now, and her face was very delicate.

"Ah, the newspaper is gone, and the ordinary wild girl Mercury Lantern squats on the ground in frustration, trying to get the attention of her brother by selling cuteness." The Q version of the mercury lamp doll that had been glued to his leg squatted on the ground with a big head hanging down weakly.

I picked up the little guy and held it up in the air: "Say, what are you going to do with this thing?" ”

"Stick it on the board! The ordinary wild girl mercury lamp said confidently. ”

The miniature figure has its hands on its hips and its expression is very serious.

If selling cuteness can be eaten as food, I think these small points can at least make half of Africa's population have no worries about food and clothing.

Although I feel a little crying and laughing, but these little points can't be beaten or scolded, I can only play a few brains on the other party's head lightly, let her go back and tell the others not to follow this kind of fun, and let this guy go, the mini puppet is obviously afraid of being punished, as soon as it landed, it let out a cheer, and jumped to the iron fence of the school, apparently planning to take a shortcut home, and then Sandora and I watched as the stupid guy got stuck in the gap in the fence: the head was too big.

"It's been so long, how can they still have this problem," Sandora cried and laughed with her hand on her forehead, "Is this a problem with the Misaka or is Mercury Lantern a fool in his bones?" ”

I think it should be the latter, don't look at the mercury lamp usually looks amazing, but that guy is often hairy on weekdays, and when he flies around at home, he has to bump himself into a mess every three or five times, so it should be normal for the three-headed mercury lamp with a certain connection with her to have the same frizzy side.

However, the unlucky Q puppet didn't get stuck for long, and soon several identical three-headed mercury lamps ran out of the school and stabbed the unlucky guy with bamboo poles.

...... with bamboo poles Poked down!

"They look skilled." Shando said.

I nodded heavily: "I remember, Misaka 12590 told me about this situation before, there is indeed a batch of mass-produced mercury lamps that are specifically responsible for rescuing other mass-produced mercury lamps, because that group of little guys has a habit of liking to drill into narrow places in their bones, and even the Misaka who are the controllers can't suppress this tendency. Specialized in poking out the stuck sisters......"

The little trouble caused by the three-headed puppet is over.,Now the important thing is to catch the ghost elf tengu girl quickly.,Sandora and I didn't expect Wenwen to have such a terrifying work efficiency and lower limit.,She actually spent half a morning adding a photo of me and Sandora to today's supplement.,And it's accompanied by such a speechless title and annotation:At first, I thought that even the gossip tengu wouldn't make any tricks if there was only a title and annotation., Now it turns out that you have completely overestimated that guy's moral index, and the first thing you have to do when you see Tengu Wen in the future must be to grab her camera and smash it to pieces, and then keep a safe distance of 500 meters and call the police, and never talk to Ya during this period, otherwise every character you say, including punctuation, will sooner or later become the fuse for you and your wife Chu Han to compete for hegemony.

Shooting Pill Wen is running around the world every day, and the speed is so fast that there is no fixed foothold, so it is really a bit troublesome to find her, plus Sandora and I don't want to use the intelligence department and the Imperial soldiers for this matter: after all, in Shandora's eyes, no matter how annoying this matter is, it is just a little girl who is mischievous, and it is a bit too much to use the military to solve the problem. Fortunately, even if you don't use the Imperial Soldiers, there is a way to find Guan Xiwen, and even Cao Cao Cao Cao can come: Lingmeng Huanghuang came from across the street.

The black-haired girl with a lazy expression wandered down the street, wearing the signature armpit witch suit, and of course the armband of the Shadow City Keeper pinned to her arm, and the big bow swayed weakly, as if she was about to fall asleep at any time like her master, and today's Reimu was a little different from usual: the shrine maiden costume she wore turned blue and white.

"Yo, Reimu!" I happily said hello to the other person, "1P is hanging up again?" ”

I'm a reimu in blue and white clothes.,As long as 1p hangs up.,2P on the field, the color of the clothes will change......

"1p your sister," Reimu yawned and glanced at me, "I really can't find a change of clothes, so I have to wear this one first, really, the horns of Ibuki's watermelon have just grown, and he said that he wants to do nursing, and Kirino was tricked by you into going home as a refrigerator, Marisa is completely unreliable, and he can't even find a person who washes clothes......"

I was dumbfounded: This undisciplined witch is a little out of the circle when she is lazy, right? Don't you even wash your clothes?

"Of course it's not that I don't do laundry," Reimu said, waving her hand, "It's just that I've been really busy lately, and the exchange of residents between Gensokyo and Avalon has begun, and there are new people coming from Gensokyo, and there are some youkai who want to go home to see, so it's a hassle to register your name every day...... Ah, what a headache, it's good that they don't run away and get lost, and they're not children. ”

Simplified the work of the first person in charge of Gensokyo to only register a few names and was so lazy and unwilling to move, does this guy really know what professional ethics are?

"What is a work ethic? Can it be eaten as food or can it be spent as money? Reimu shook her head and said, "By the way, is there something wrong?" I'll have to keep patrolling if I don't have anything to do, and it's time to go back to catch up on the nap after walking this block. ”

"You go and get that tengu back." I remembered that unlucky newspaper, and I couldn't help but grit my teeth in anger.

"Huh? You're not talking about Shotimaru Bun, are you? Reimeng's sleepy eyes lit up slightly, "Why did she mess with you?" ”

It's just great that this guy is so lazy that he doesn't even read the newspaper.

"Oh, in short, that guy finally had the audacity to do it, right?" Reimu listened to my and Sandora's explanations, and immediately nodded in understanding, grinning and holding out two fingers to us, "That kind of guy does need a lesson, but ...... This is not a job that falls within the scope of the responsibilities of the chengguan, right? There is an additional charge! ”

In fact, I'm curious about what is the use of asking for money from Hakuri Reimu, who can spend unlimited money in the military zone, as a member of the establishment, but greed for money seems to have become the genetic component of this guy, so I don't have any ambiguity with her, and promised on the spot that as long as she can catch that guy and order him to correct the previous report before Wenwen can distribute more newspapers to the public, the salary and bonus for that month will be increased tenfold.

I believe it's not difficult, the name of the god of Reimu Chengguan is not for nothing, even Sicaro's murderous goods can make her block the alley several times in a row, I don't believe that a tengu can go against the sky, and because Wenwen's printing house is in the academy area, her first batch of newspapers is always used to being sent to the school for free, so the newspaper in the hand of the three-headed doll just now may be the first batch to be sent, plus the habit that Guan Xiwen has developed since Gensokyo, she always uses her super speed to personally distribute newspapers, so as long as Reimu acts in time, it will be easy to recover the tengu and the newspaper.

Then the thing broke through the sky with yellow light......

Sandora and I thought it was going to be okay at this point, so we played outside for a while, and got up to go home near noon, but it turns out that Fate is a really fucked up thing sometimes.

When we returned home, we teleported directly to the living room, usually at this time, everyone should be busy with their own things in their respective rooms or go outside to hang out, there should be only Anvina and Zi in the living room are busy working, but today is a huge exception, almost everyone in the living room is complete, including Lin Xue, who should have gone home a long time ago, and Anvina, who should have gone to cook, the family is gathered in the center of the living room to study something, and even the sudden appearance of Shandora and I did not attract the attention of this group of people who invested in the party, I curiously stepped forward and glanced at it, and immediately burst into tears.

…… Nima has a whole table of one and a half meters high Wenwen Daily!!

Reimu sat on top of this pile of newspapers, shaking her head triumphantly, the bow on her head swaying back and forth with her movements, this guy was telling everyone about the unlucky Tengu Shooting Pill Wen who was chased and intercepted by more than a dozen chengguan for subverting public opinion and not obeying air traffic rules, because she was sitting relatively high, she was the first to spot me and Sandora, and immediately greeted us happily: "Ah! Boss! Boss, you're here, the suspect has been caught, and all the stolen goods have been confiscated and brought, look! ”

Reimu said as he stretched out his hand and pointed to the bottom of his buttocks, where there were not only mountains of newspapers, but also a tearful black-haired girl under the newspapers, who was the one who was violently enforced by Reimu.

"Woo...... My Camera...... My newspaper ......"

The tengu girl burst into tears.

When I asked, I found out that the violent guy Reimu not only confiscated all the newspapers of the Shooting Pill Bun, but even brutally damaged the camera that the other party regarded as a treasure, the original camera was actually a treasure, the high-tech products of the kappa, the functions are outrageous, not only can take pictures and videos, but also fire magic cannons, form a protective cover, make phone calls, bake pancakes, generate electricity, artificial rain, summon dragons, Ultraman's transformation and the appearance of Sun Monkey may have been mixed with strange things, but it was roughly such a murderous baby, but now it has been blown into pieces by Reimu with a righteous ghost machine mine, and it has been spread out on the ground, and Little Bubbles and Ji Shining are enthusiastically using them to make puzzles.

Faced with this situation, of course Shotimaru would burst into tears, but ...... Looking at the newspaper that my sister and her husband have in their hands, I think it seems like I'm crying here!

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