22 jokes
Chu Waist was wearing a red skirt with a hundred folds, a thin silk skirt fluttering on the ground, twisting his waist and moving to him, his eyebrows were affectionate, he was very charming and sexy under the light, he was seductive, stretched out his delicate jade arm, and tried to hook Xiao Haotian's strong chest.
Although Xiao Haotian's complexion did not change, Chu Wei was smart and well-behaved, and he had already read a trace of annoyance in his eyes, hurriedly put down his arms, and quietly knelt on one knee, his beautiful eyelashes drooped, and the charm in his eyes was not there, and they all became cold and harsh.
"You have to always remember who you are." Xiao Haotian's voice was cold.
"Yes." Chu Yuan nodded hurriedly, bit his lip, and said with determination: "The villain asked himself, although she is a woman, no matter martial arts, she is a leader in the dark machine gate, although she is hidden in the Qinglou, she is still a Qingshui man, the villain has admired and admired the prince for a long time, and it is rare to have today's opportunity, and she is willing to serve the prince with an innocent body!" After speaking, the voice was like a gnat.
Xiao Haotian suddenly raised his hand and gave her a palm, which slapped her in the face crisply, and she was stunned. And he said: "If it weren't for your many meritorious contributions, I would have killed you today!" A cold light flashed in his eyes, and the killing moment suddenly appeared.
Chu waist stroked her cheeks, half kneeling and half sitting on the carpet, trembling with fright, because she felt the thick murderous aura on Xiao Haotian's body, "Villain, villain knows that he is wrong, and he doesn't dare to have such delusions!" ”
Xiao Haotian looked at her with sharp eyes, "It's not wishful thinking, it's that you can't, you shouldn't have this idea, since you have entered the dark machine door, you are my subordinate, never, never have any personal relationship with me!" ”
"Yes, yes,"
The sound of the wind sounded, a black shadow flashed into the house, and the Chu waist person quickly floated up, and the elegant hand that had been playing the piano for many years hit the vital point of the person like lightning at this time, and the tender eyes like water also became cold and abnormal.
"Stop, own people!" Xiao Haotian shouted coldly.
Immediately, the two who were fighting separated from each other.
Xiao Haotian glanced at Chu Yuan, "You step back first." ”
"Yes." Chu waist quickly disappeared from the house.
"Dark three, how is the investigation, where did she go?"
"The subordinates found out that she was drinking with a person in the Drunken Wind Building."
"Drink!" Xiao Hao Tianfeng's eyes narrowed slightly, "With whom?" ”
"Major General, Zhou Ze."
"Zhou Ze?" Xiao Haotian's hand slapped heavily on the table, "You go and get her back for me!" After thinking for a while, he said, "Go down, I'll go by myself!" ”
"Yes." The man in black went out of the window without stopping.
Although Xiao Haotian has some military power in his hands, he knows that there is still too much to do if he wants to regain the throne, and in order to further grasp the power, he established this detective agency led by him, the secret machine gate.
The dark machine door has developed rapidly within a few years, and the main gate is located in Yunzhou, the southern capital of the Northern Desert, with thirteen floors under it, stationed in Shangdu, Hengyang, Jiangxia...... Strong financial resources, good at fighting skills, acting ruthlessly, and leaving no room for survival.
His agency is responsible for detection and assassination, half of the members are in the Ming, acting in the name of the dark machine door, called the Mingshi, and the other half of the members are hidden in various industries, called the dark man, the head of the dark king, is Xiao Haotian's henchman, sinister, good at sneak attacks, and kills with a smile. There are countless Ming Shi under his command, and there are 800 elite disciples in the dark soldiers, and the rest are 5,000.
Chu Waist is one of the dark warriors, and it is a very outstanding one, the Qinglou Song Pavilion is the place with the most dense news and the largest circulation, in addition to Chu Waist, there are many Oiran in different places, and Mingling is a member of his team.
The reason why he approached Chu Waist to the mansion this time was to make such a big fanfare was to make outsiders think that he was an alcohol-addicted resident, and he was confused by Chu Waist's beauty, but in fact, he did this so that he could get news from Chu Waist more conveniently, and also to give orders to Chu Waist more conveniently, and hide people's eyes.
Who knows, but it made his little girl jealous, he didn't plan to explain anything to her, because this is what she has to face, he Xiao Haotian is Xiao Haotian in this world, now he has a group of wives and concubines, and he will have three palaces and six courtyards in the future, so he must let the little girl recognize this fact, no matter how much he likes her, she is just one of his many wives and concubines.
Ling Dongwu had sung enough songs, and seeing that the two of them were bored drinking like this, he proposed: "Let's take turns to tell jokes, if the joke I tell makes you laugh, you can have a drink, if it doesn't make you laugh, I will have a drink." Vice versa! ”
Zhou Ze is not drunk now, everyone is drunk, and he nodded whatever Ling Dongwu said.
"It is said that a group of animals cross the river, and the boat begins to enter the water when it reaches the center of the river, and some animals must be launched. The clever monkey came up with the idea of having everyone tell a joke, and if the joke didn't make everyone laugh, he threw the narrator into the water.
So the lottery began, and the result was from the cat first, then the monkey, the chicken...
The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed, except the pig. The animals had no choice but to throw the cat into the water.
The monkey's joke made people laugh even more, but the pig still didn't laugh, and the monkey had to feed the fish.
The chickens are scared, and even the clever monkeys can't escape the fate...
The pig laughed at this time, and the animal monsters asked: The chicken hasn't said yet, what are you laughing at?
The pig said: The joke told by the cat is so funny... ”
Zhou Ze was amused by Ling Dongwu's colorful jokes and laughed, and drank a glass of wine happily.
"Alright, it's time for you!" Ling Dongwu raised his hand to him.
"I, I don't tell jokes, or you tell it, if I laugh, I drink, if I don't laugh, you drink."
"Okay." Ling Dongwu just talked about it one after another, and I didn't know if it was her jokes that were funny, or if Zhou Ze deliberately coaxed her, anyway, Zhou Ze laughed every time, and every time she told a joke, he had to drink a drink.