Before Xiao Haotian walked into the door of the private room on the second floor, he heard Zhou Ze's laughter, he was unhappy for a while, and was just about to pick up the curtain to enter the room, when he heard Ling Dongwu say crisply: "There is a general who asked a question, testing his soldiers, and the general asked the following animals, which one likes to ask why?" One rabbit, two squirrels, three dogs, four pigs

At this time, one of the soldiers quickly replied: the fourth. The general said: Yes, that's right. ”

Zhou Ze has been drinking, and now he is seventy percent drunk. After listening to Ling Dongwu, he hurriedly asked, "Why?" ”

Seeing Ling Dongwu laughing, he came to his senses, "You, you scold me!" ”

Xiao Haotian stood at the door and smiled helplessly.

"You can't lie and say it's a joke, how can you scold me in turn?" Zhou Ze muttered unrelentingly.

"Okay, I apologize, in order to show my sincerity, I'll tell you a meat joke, how about it!" Ling Dongwu was also a little carried away from drinking, and began to talk nonsense.

"What meat!" Zhou Ze asked stunned.

"Listen, one day an elephant was walking down the road, and the animals were so fierce and triumphant that all the animals hurried to flash it. An ant approached him, and the elephant said, "Get the fuck out of the way, or I'll trample you to death!" The ant said, "You dare?!" I'm pregnant and pregnant with your baby! "The elephant fainted on the spot when he heard this!

A moment the elephant woke up and said to the ant, "I really don't remember, honey, let's do it again!" "The ant vomited blood and died."

Zhou Ze didn't expect Ling Dongwu to tell such a joke, and sat dumbfounded and looked at her.

"Ling Dong Dance!" After listening outside, Xiao Haotian strode in angrily, "Look at what you look like now, a girl, sitting in a restaurant with a man drinking, chatting, and saying so, so, such things!" ”

Ling Dongwu looked at Xiao Haotian drunkenly, and smiled, "Why, you want to hear it too, I will talk about it, not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died of illness, and the ant was heartbroken and lay on the elephant------"

"Ling Dongwu, shut up for me!" Xiao Haotian was afraid that she was saying something shocking, so he stretched out his hand, hugged her horizontally, and instructed the guards around him as he walked out, "Send General Zhou back to his mansion too!" ”

Only then did Zhou Ze react and shouted in a low voice, "Big brother! ”

Ling Dongwu struggled in Xiao Haotian's arms, laughing maniacally, and continued: "The ant lies on the elephant-----

"Shut up!" Xiao Haotian yelled, but how could Ling Dongwu, who was already half drunk, listen to him, and continued: "The ants are crying on the elephant, crying and saying: Why did you fall in front of me, fuck, I don't want to do anything in my life, only dig a pit and bury you!" ”

Xiao Haotian took Ling Dongwu home, threw him on the big bed, and the whole person covered it and kissed it overwhelmingly.

Although Ling Dongwu drank wine, she still had some sober consciousness, of course she knew what Xiao Haotian wanted to do, thinking of Chu Yuan, who lived next door, she struggled desperately, "You let go of me, your little wife is next door, don't come to me to play hooligan!" ”

Xiao Haotian sneered, but as a result, her clothes were torn, and her soft hair was silky like satin, scattered on her delicate skin with only a red belly pocket, like peach blossoms blooming in the spring breeze in March, bright and beautiful! Hot lips fell on her chest, and even her breath seemed to be filled with burning hatred.

"Xiao Haotian, you are still not human, you said that you would not force women!" Ling Dongwu choked him with what Xiao Haotian had said.

Xiao Haotian finally removed his mouth, and before Ling Dongwu could take a breath of fresh air, his hand was pinched on her neck again, and his eyes looked at Ling Dongwu like a wolf, "This king will not force a woman who is not mine, but you are already a person of this king, and you are wantonly drinking and laughing with other men, you say, how should this king punish you!" ”

Xiao Haotian was surprisingly strong, and he pressed Ling Dongwu down again, and his movements were also very rude, just venting.

Ling Dongwu was really angry, damn, I just took in a little wife yesterday, and today she came to me to play hooligan. If I let you succeed this time, I will be so sorry for the party and the people.

Ling Dongwu raised her face and kissed him back, and she kissed patiently, from her lips to her ears. Xiao Haotian slowly immersed himself in it, gasping heavily, looking very useful, at this moment, Ling Dongwu unexpectedly arched his knees fiercely, and kicked him desperately.

Xiao Haotian didn't expect Ling Dongwu to use this trick at all, he hit the nail on the head, he fell down with a muffled snort, and he didn't say anything for a long time, Ling Dongwu was also scared to wake up at this time, looking at him sweating profusely in pain, and he couldn't even stand up.

It's not really going to kick hard, is it? She thought that he had high martial arts and quick reactions, and thought that he had to dodge somewhat.

Ling Dongwu hugged himself and shrank to the corner of the bed, looking at him vigilantly. She knew that with Xiao Haotian's pride, she would not continue the unfinished business with her, and she was likely to really punish her, beat her or kill her.

Xiao Haotian raised his head and looked at Ling Dongwu, his phoenix eyes flashed with tsunami-like anger, and there was a trace of humiliating injury: "It seems that the military advisor is right, this king is really asking for hardship, you, you, how do you not know how to ...... good or bad."

"Thank you for looking at it, it's just that I have the posture of a willow, wild and stubborn by nature, so please ask the prince to go back to your empathetic Chu waist to be a pillow person."

Xiao Haotian's eyes were full of fierce anger, and Ling Dongwu was frightened when he saw it in the moonlight, he finally turned around and walked out of the door.

Ling Dongwu sat on the corner of the bed, her clothes were disheveled, and she looked out with a numb heart, for fear that Xiao Haotian would send someone to kill her. After sitting all night, she didn't wait for someone to kill her, but waited for Xiao Haotian, whose face sank like water, at dawn.