Forty-two bragging

Niu Gensheng felt relaxed after farting, sitting under the banyan tree and laughing with the cow, and Long Chunfeng and several people boasted about the sea and chatted? Niu Gensheng said that in my previous life, Hou Yi shot down nine suns in the sky, and in the next life, I was a cow ghost, and I dared to go to heaven and hell to read the spring in the world? Niu Huan laughed and said, you brag, I was the bull demon king in my previous life? I don't wipe my mouth by blowing water! I will become the mascot of the Spanish Bullfighting Association in my future life, and I will be on the cover of Time Magazine in the United States? Long Chunfeng loudly scolded Niu Huan, and my husband's words are true! I can testify in three lives, I am Chang'e in my previous life, Long Chunfeng in this life, and snake god in my future life! The marriage of these three lives is doomed! You don't believe it, I hypnotize you into falling asleep, and I ask Niu Gensheng to take you to heaven and hell to have a look?

Long Chunfeng couldn't convince the cow to laugh, so he took out a silver watch and told Niu Huanxiao and her husband Niu Gensheng to concentrate on looking at the watch, and then shook it a few times to tell the two of them to relax, and Long Chunfeng said: Spring is not a day to read, but the summer is just the right time? Autumn will give you a sleep, and the otter will be in a sweet dream! Before the words were finished, the two of them had already fallen asleep and fell into a hypnotic state. Suddenly, Niu Tou Ma Mian came to take the two of them into the underworld to check the book of life and death, Niu Huanxiao looked at the book of life and death, and there was indeed detailed information about Niu Gensheng's third year? The king of Hades smiled at Niu Huan and said, Niu Gensheng didn't brag? But you brag, the Bull Demon King was furious! The old cow said that he was looking for you to settle accounts? This place is not Jiuliu, I will ask Li Touting to send you two to heaven, right?

Niu Huanxiao and Niu Gensheng flew up to the Lingxiao Palace, and the Jade Emperor was closing his eyes to recuperate? The Bull Demon King hurriedly came in to make a report to the Emperor: "Today, there is a hairy boy in the world, Niu Huan, bragging that he was the Bull Demon King in his previous life, and the Jade Emperor is determined to be the little king to see and hear?" The Jade Emperor disdainfully said: "It's just a trivial matter, why worry about it?"

Half a pillar of incense kung fu, Shunfeng ear to tell the Jade Emperor, Niu Huanxiao didn't say a big thing, back then the Bull Demon King and the white-faced fox cheated on the world and left a son, could it be that this son is Niu Huanxiao! The Bull Demon King was furious, how can the fox give birth to a cub, Shunfeng said how can a cow give birth to a red child? The Bull Demon King said that it wasn't me? It was Mrs. Iron Fan Princess who was born?

Clairvoyant said that the legend of the Three Realms is that the red boy is the child of the Monkey King, but in fact, the child's father is Tang Seng? You see that the red child is born with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and at a glance you know that it is the seed of the holy monk! The gods and immortals are talking one after another, and the hall seems to have exploded! They all laugh at the green hat and cow of the Bull Demon King!

The Jade Emperor sent someone to call Sun Wukong, Tang Seng, and Princess Tie Fan to confront him face to face? Sun Wukong said: I don't eat fireworks in the world, Zixia Fairy, I have moved my heart, and Mrs. Niu is a beautiful person? But my friend's wife can't be bullied, not to mention that I have eight friendships with Brother Niu? I am more wronged than Dou E? Tang Seng said: The princess of the daughter country is ten times more beautiful than the princess of the iron fan, and I have always been sexually oriented to comrades? Men and women love this thing too meat, and I usually love muscular men grinding knives and rotting? The queen mother slapped the table and said, you are like a fairy? Quickly call Bao Heitan to solve the case?

Bao Qingtian investigated for a long time and said, according to Bao's decades of experience in being an errand boy, the case was judged, and the lover was someone else? There were three suspects in the preliminary stage? One was the King of Lanling, the second was the Void Prince, and the third was Tang Bohu? Tang Bohu protested on the spot, you are a black man, you have a lung, my family has eight wives who are housekeepers with a good way of being beautiful and beautiful, and I will have a three-smile and show mercy for Qiu Xiang? I will have an adulterous affair with Mrs. Niu, a yellow-faced woman, and show my wrongs! Before the words are finished, the snow flies in June! The king of Lanling rode a white horse into the palace with the princess and said, I have never met Mrs. Niu, so how can I have a personal relationship? Wrap black charcoal, what are you making international jokes!

Di Renjie's detective couldn't see it, and he kicked Bao Qingtian down and fell to the ground, and caught Zhanzhao to go to the palace! Di Renjie said that he called the divine doctor Hua Tuo to come out, and catch the red boy to have a drop of blood to recognize his relatives? The Bull Demon King stepped forward to bite Zhanzhao and kicked the Void Child! The Void Boy had a tuberculosis attack and coughed up a fresh lung! Zhan Zhao stepped forward to swallow the lungs and said loudly, I have been secretly in love with Mrs. Niu for many years, and I blame Bao Qingtian for making a stumbling block? Lord Bao treats me like a mountain and marries his daughter to me? It's a pity that I have practiced good martial arts but can't do my best? In fact, I have long been judged by Hua Tuo's divine doctor......

Zhanzhao bit his tongue and committed suicide, and everyone was in an uproar. Hua Tuo grabbed the road and fled wildly? was caught by the Void Child, Hua Tuo told the truth, I prescribed that dose of Epimedium Huo, did the Void Boy drink it? The Void Boy nodded, and a drop of blood from the red boy and a drop of blood from the Void Boy finally fused together! The gods and immortals boiled?

The princess of the iron fan shyly pulled the hand of Erlang God Yang Jian and said, "That's enough!" Don't you toss around? I'm sorry for Lao Niu, and I have also wronged the Void Prince, the Holy Monk, the Monkey King, and the eldest brother Zhanzhao, they are all excellent and good men? This matter is all to blame Niu Gensheng and Niu laughing, what kind of bull are you bragging, what kind of eyes are urging? What is the most ridiculous thing about your Niu Gensheng's big spring and autumn dream? And you so-called immortals, why do you have to find the root of the problem? This is good? The saddest thing is Lao Niu, it is best for him to be kept in the dark! This is a mess? How can he brag that Guanyin Niangniang's good wealth boy is the son of my Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, and his lover Three-Eyed Boy is not having a good time, how unnatural is it to have multiple illegitimate children for no reason? The Jade Emperor told the gods and immortals to disperse, leaving Princess Iron Fan alone to cry sadly?

Niu Gensheng and Niu Huanxiao looked at each other, tears flowed down their faces, what kind of bull to brag, don't be persistent? Don't find the root cause? hurt others and hurt yourself? The world likes to boast of themselves, in fact, the real side is not as good as you think? Long Chunfeng said 0k no taboos! Haha laugh, two big fools, you are all deceived by hypnotic hallucinations, in fact, the Bull Demon King is the real son of destiny, before giving birth to a red child, people have not become cows, and the old Niu Yushu is handsome in the wind! Niu Huanxiao and Niu Gensheng woke up like a dream, it seems that they dare not brag in the future! Maybe the child's father will be in trouble if he becomes a black Mandela! Hold on to freedom in the wind and rain all day long, pursue what glorious years, and then there will be another braggart expert?