Niu Gensheng hid in the toilet, the wind and rain outside the window were heavy, bloody wind and rain, swords and swords, and blood flowed like a river. The dream seems to be illusory, and Wukong is 108,000 miles away with Douyun, stepping on the colorful clouds to descend the clouds. Put a fart to blow the Bull Demon King and Zhu Bajie to the world, the Bull Demon King became a bull with a broken horn, and Zhu Bajie fell off the pig pen and became a white pig.

"It's raining and closing the shirt! Close the doors and windows, be careful of catching a cold?" Tang Seng said, Wukong let out another fart and threw the holy monk and the horse out of the clouds, Guanyin scolded loudly: You monkey dragged again!

Guanyin used her slender jade hands to throw nectar into the air with green willow branches to dispel the smell of monkey farts. The fart stinks, and both Guanyin and Niu Gensheng fell into the mortal world. I saw that Song Shijie, the king of the lawsuit, was fighting a lawsuit with several corrupt officials, and Song Shijie let out a loud fart, and all the parents and officials covered their noses and were embarrassed! Several corrupt officials also farted one after another, and Song Shijie said: "Only state officials are allowed to fart, and the people are not allowed to fart!" The jury in the audience laughed heartily, and the judge Song Shijie and his wife laughed! For a while, in the public court, the fart sounded continuously!

Niu Gensheng also had a stuffy fart in his dream, and a few flower-like twenty-eight girls covered their jade mouths to escape. Ruhua girl twisted her thick waist and said, let's take a look at the Lingnan ghost masterpiece, "The Art of Fart", pay attention to self-cultivation in public, fart to master the proportion, place and occasion, time and period, come and take a deep breath, let go if there is a fart, no fart is loose! Suddenly, Shi Xiaolong kicked down Ruhua, grabbed the microphone and said, please fart king fat guy Hao Shaowen!

The staff put out goldfish, frogs, turtles, river crabs, fish and other items, only to see the little fat guy swallowing the dantian angrily, a loud fart, the water splashed up, and the smell was bursting! Everyone fell to the ground in response to the sound, and the hall was in a mess! I saw the hairy crab climb on top of Hao Shaowen's head, the small fish bit the little cock, the frog fell to the ground and turned over the white belly, spit out white bubbles, and died on the spot, and the turtles all shrank their heads! This fart is really ancient and shining, and its fame is shocking the world!

Niu Gensheng was woken up by a loud fart in his dream, and his son was secretly laughing, grabbing a fart with his left hand to let his father smell the fart, Rabbit Keiko, where to escape! His wife, Long Chunfeng, brought a bamboo basket of sweet potatoes and bansu, and said that you two should eat more! When you are bored, life is like eating sweet potatoes and occasionally letting go of a fart to release your tense nerves, which can be regarded as a kind of leisure and leisure? Damn! When does my wife speak so literarily, and she can't think of it when she talks nonsense, but she also has a philosophy of life!

Zi, zi, a muffled fart, two sounds in a row, no less than the Hiroshima Nagasaki atomic bomb! Everyone is scattered, it is rare that the six roots are pure, and the four are empty, in fact, all the excitement is public, only when you fart, you are the focus of everyone's attention, fart! Niu Gensheng realized: Instead of life like a dream, it is better to live like a fart, to be relieved? Are you Yali Mountain? Stressful, to have a loud fart is the most suitable choice for a wise man?