1

The ninth master buys oranges.

"Little brother, you don't seem to be able to give enough titles?"

The little brother swore a curse: "If I miss you by one or two, let me be a bachelor for the rest of my life!" ”

"Just kidding, don't make such a poisonous oath, an honest person like you will definitely be able to marry a capable wife like my wife in the future."

The little brother picked up five or six oranges neatly and stuffed them to Baili Jiu without saying anything.

"If you have something to say, isn't there a lack of your second title, as for cursing people like this?"

2

Noah came back in a menacing manner.

"Didn't Madame buy oranges, why are you so angry?"

"I'm not angry with that little shopkeeper."

The ninth master squinted his eyes: "I heard that the little shopkeeper is quite handsome, so the lady never buys oranges with her hands?" Why did you suddenly turn your face? ”

Noah was still angry: "I don't know which bastard told him that I was your wife!" ”

"And then?"

"Then he switched to selling paper-tied shrouds!"

The Ninth Master snickered.

3

The Ninth Master was dripping with saliva very unproductively.

"Madam, our sour grapes are not ripe yet, and they are almost eaten by you."

"I heard that if you eat more grapes, your baby's eyes will be big and bright in the future."

"Did your mother-in-law eat raisins when she was pregnant with you?"

"Get out!"

4

The Ninth Master sighed for a long time: "I found out that Liang Shanbo and I were connected by the same fate." ”

"Huh?"

"Only when a lady wears women's clothes does she know that she is a woman."

"Get out again!"

5

Nuoya climbed the tree and twisted her waist and lay on the bed, Jiu Ye helped her rub the medicinal wine, and couldn't help but hum in pain.

The ninth master lowered his head close to her ear, and his tone was quite ambiguous: "Madam, can we not call it like this?" ”

Noah's face flushed, and he couldn't help but think of some beautiful pictures.

"People will misunderstand me for abusing pigs."

"Keep rolling!"

6

The ninth master was lying on the bed with a look of resentment.

"Madam, it's not good for your eyes to lie down and read a book all the time."

"Reading on your stomach is not good for your chest development."

"It's not good for your waist to sit and read all the time."

"Madame, what are you doing upside down? Stupid enough, a handstand will make you even more stupid. ”

Noya dropped the book in his hand, and instantly the Hedong lion roared: "Then what do you want me to do?" ”

"Uh," Jiu Ye blinked innocently and patted the bed beside him: "Only by moving more before going to bed can you be beneficial to strengthening your body and bones." ”

The ninth master tasted the taste of loose bones.

7

Noya beckoned to the ninth master, seemingly with an anxious face.

"Ah Jiu, come over and take a look, Bubbles seems to be sick."

The Ninth Master bent down to look at the lively bubbles: "Are you okay?" ”

Noah frowned: "It hasn't eaten for a day." ”

The ninth master looked helpless: "Madam, are you sure to feed a mastiff a carrot?" It's not a rabbit. ”

Noah was straightforward: "Ninth Master, are you sure you force me to eat fish every day?" I'm not a cat! ”

Ninth Master: "Uh... I was wrong. ”

8

Noya sighed in disappointment: "It seems that I have to find a nurse for the child again." ”

Jiu Ye squinted and smiled: "Aren't you the chest of that guy in Gongsun Jin?" ”

Noah: "If you have milk, you are a mother, that guy can't be trusted." ”

The ninth master bowed his head again and again: "Madame is reasonable, he is a godmother at most." ”

9

Nuoya looked forward to it: "Ah Jiu, is it okay to accompany me to the cloth village in the afternoon, and pick out a few autumn clothes and fabrics for you?" ”

Bailijiu lay on the couch and was too lazy to move: "I believe in Madame's vision." ”

Noah: "You always like it, don't you?" ”

Baili Jiu: "The left and right are worn for Mrs. to see, if you like it, I don't care." ”

Noah looked shy: "But I just like to see you look like you don't wear clothes." ”

100 miles and nine" ...... Rogues"

10

The Ninth Master sighed for a long time.

Noah: "What's the big deal, tell my wife, do you need to be so worried?" ”

Baili Jiu: "It's just a big deal, and I've always been worried about my husband." ”

"What's the matter?"

Baili Jiu glanced at her malicefully: "For example, Madame's ...... Ahem... Chest! ”

"Another example is the ...... of the Ninth Master"

Ninth Master: "When I didn't say it." ”

11

Noah urged impatiently: "Hurry up, hurry up!" ”

Baili Jiu stopped peeling grapes and smiled evilly: "Madam, it's not good to always urge like this." ”

Noah was reading a book and didn't realize it: "Why? ”

"Too soon, Madame will beg for mercy."

"Roll in circles!"

12

The ninth master shyly said, "Madam, I'm hungry." ”

"If you don't admit your mistake today, you won't be allowed to eat."

"Don't you feel sorry for me at all?"

Noah frowned and thought about it seriously, and nodded: "It's a little distressing." ”

The ninth master was overjoyed: "Thank you, madam." ”

Noah snatched the chopsticks: "Hmm...... Then you go to sleep, and when you fall asleep, you won't be hungry. ”

13

The ninth master was drinking flower wine with his fox friends and dog friends, and the turtle slave ran in panting.

"Ninth Master, the big thing is not good, your wife broke into the Drunken Dream Building with a sword."

The room full of fox friends and dog friends dispersed in a hurry, and the ninth master was still very calm.

"No way, I'll let Bubbles stand guard."

Turtle Slave: "It was your dog who came straight to the door with your wife!" ”

The ninth master hugged his head from the back door: "Grandma, these days, dogs can't be trusted!" ”

14

The ninth master made a mistake and was reprimanded.

Let's go, let's go.

Noah: "I really don't know what you're thinking about every day?" What a mess in my head! ”

The Ninth Master said righteously: "Madam, I don't allow you to use this word to spoil yourself. ”

"Huh?"

"What else can a husband have in his mind but his wife?"

"Uh, get up, it's cold on the ground."

15

Noah was furious.

"Money or death, you choose, right? If you don't hand over your hidden private money today, ...... hmm."

The ninth master trembled and begged: "Can you pay half of it?" ”

"Don't think!"

"However, I have been tortured by my wife to the point that I only have half my life left."

“……”

16

Noah felt sorry for herself and sighed deeply.

"Why is Madame so sad for no reason?"

"Before I married you, so many people liked me, why am I disliked everywhere now, is it really a red face?"

Jiu Ye smiled slightly: "Who said that no one likes you now, I know a lot." ”

Noya was quite surprised, and her eyebrows flew: "Who?" Who? ”

The Ninth Master smiled wickedly: "There is me, I, me, me, me, and me, so much, is it enough?" ”

17

Noah tries on new clothes in front of the mirror.

"Ah Jiu, look at my new clothes, don't you look good?"

The Ninth Master pouted and shook his head.

"What's not good?"

"It's hard to take it off."

“…… Dislike! ”

18

The ninth master returned from hunting.

"It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous, I almost died in the tiger's mouth today."

Noya was extremely concerned: "The tiger's mouth escaped, and the ninth master was so powerful." ”

Ninth Master: "Speaking of which, I would like to thank Mrs. for saving her life." ”

"Where do you start?"

Ninth Master: "If it weren't for the tigers at home, he would have been proficient in the method of escape, and today An can escape with his whole body?" ”

A tiger roared: "Baili Jiu!" ”

19

Noah sighed as he settled the score.

"Ninth Master, will you marry a few more concubines?"

The Ninth Master fell down from the chair coldly.

"Ma'am, did I hear me right?"

Noya frowned and said: "This business is getting more and more difficult to do, and the shopkeeper's money is high, so it's better for the ninth master to accept them, so that you can only take care of the food every month." ”

Baili Jiu fainted: "Thank you Madame, but those shopkeepers seem to be able to be my mother!" ”

20

Summer.

"Ninth Master, why are you sweating profusely? The concubine fanned you? ”

The Ninth Master hurriedly refused: "That's it, Madame's fan will only get hotter and hotter." ”

Noah's face was full of bad intentions: "How come? ”

Ninth Master: "If you take the spring palace picture on the fan, you may not be." ”

21

Noah sighed while flipping through the book.

"The Buddha said: It took 3,000 times to look back in the past life in exchange for the passing of this life, and if it is really a thousand years of cultivation to sleep together, we must cherish it in this life."

Ninth Master: "In my previous life, I couldn't look at you with so many eyes, why did you flash your eyes in this life?" ”

Noah: "Sleep with a pillow!" ”

22

Noya: "I heard that the daughter of Lord Li's family has never forgotten the ninth master, and Yunying is still unmarried. ”

Ninth Master: "Madam Mingjian, I don't have half a heart for that Li Qianjin, I don't even know if she looks round or square." ”

Noah: "I have prepared a generous gift for the Ninth Master, and I can go to Lord Li's mansion today to pay a visit." ”

The Ninth Master raised his head in surprise, his face full of gratitude: "Madame is virtuous." ”

Noah: "Although today is Li Da's birthday, there is no need to give this face, and it is still necessary to refuse if you refuse righteously, otherwise the wildfire will not be burned out, and the spring breeze will blow and regenerate." ”

"Yes......"

23

The ninth master turned over the cabinet.

Noah: "Ninth Master, what are you looking for?" ”

Ninth Master: "Where did your book "The Book of Concubines Turn Over" go?" ”

Noah: "What are you looking for that?" ”

The ninth master was a little shy: "I think I may be able to use ...... now"

Noah: "Poof......"

24

Baili Jiu lay on the bed, covering his heart.

"Madam, there is a saying that if a husband holds back and doesn't say it, he won't be blind."

Noah gave him a blank look: "If there is a fart, let it go!" I don't necessarily listen anyway. ”

"Madam, if your husband is really angry with you one day, you will take another step when you meet a good person."

Nuoya nodded while swallowing melon seeds: "Don't worry, the good person has been found, just wait for the ninth master to swallow your last breath." ”

Baili Jiu jumped up from the bed: "Impossible! I don't believe that there is anyone more worthy of your evil than I am! ”

25

Noah tossed and turned and didn't sleep.

"Why hasn't Madame slept yet?"

Noya simply sat up: "There is something in my heart, like a fish in my throat, if I don't vomit or feel unhappy, where can I sleep?" ”

"If only something was said."

"Today, when I was climbing a tree, I picked up a wad of silver tickets in the bird's nest, which was ill-gotten gain, and I always felt worried."

“...... Our bird is really sensible, so Madame will help it take it. ”

Nuoya lay down and said satisfied: "It's still the ninth master who will comfort people, and I can finally sleep well." ”

Jiu Ye looked resentful, listened to the snoring around him, and opened his eyes until dawn.

26

Noya was full of expectations: "Ninth Master, I heard that Na Luo Shi is a peerless beauty, how do you think I compare to her?" ”

The ninth master looked up and down, and took care of things: "It seems that Mrs. is indeed better than her." ”

"Which one?"

"Luck."

"Where's my luck?"

"It's better to marry a husband than her......"

"Count you ruthless!"