The stupid and cute daily life of Sheng'er and Xiao Mian

27

Noya said bitterly: "Little Amian, if you are so stubborn, be careful that you will not be able to marry when you grow up." ”

Xiao Amian: "My mother and mother can marry out, what is Xiao Amian afraid of?" There will always be people who like to be murdered like Daddy. ”

Noah: "......"

I was speechless.

28

When Noya came back from Buzhuang, half a cart of cloth and ready-to-wear clothes, but she forgot to bring food to Sheng'er and Xiao Mian.

Bai Lisheng: "Dad, you said that why did you choose such a loser woman to be my mother-in-law, and I feel sorry for you." ”

Xiao Ah Mian added fuel and vinegar: "It's just a loser, she doesn't care about her family." ”

Noah crossed his hips and stood with angry eyes.

Baili Jiu looked afraid: "Shhh, as long as a woman has the ability to support her family, it's not a problem!" ”

Ninth Master: Thanks to Lao Tzu's alertness, you escaped the catastrophe.

29

Sheng'er: "Daddy, why do my partners have two mothers and three mothers, but I and Ah Mian have only one mother?" ”

Baili Jiu was full of longing: "This was also your father's grand ambition for me." ”

Sheng'er: "What happened later?" ”

Bailijiu sighed deeply: "Your mother likes to make 'chicken stewed mushrooms', the taste is ecstatic, Daddy and I are moved to tears every time, determined to start from the beginning." ”

Sheng'er: "It's the first time I've seen someone say that he's afraid of his wife so fresh and refined. ”

Ninth Master: "Little cub, don't run!" ”

30

Noah happily tugged Baili Jiu: "Ah Jiu, look, there's a beautiful woman there." ”

The ninth master is smart not to fall into the trap and not squint: "Is there a more beautiful woman in the world than my lady?" ”

Noah rolled her eyes: "You think too much, did I just let you see how good the clothes on her body look?" ”

"Beautiful."

"Huh?"

The ninth master said with interest: "But people are ugly and can wear anything." ”

31

The family was peeling sugar and fried chestnuts to eat, and Sheng'er and Xiao Mian couldn't peel them apart.

Sheng'er: "My mother is stupid, and I don't have my father to peel it fast." ”

Noah was unconvinced: "Who said that?" ”

Sheng'er pouted: "I don't believe you are competing, I will be the referee with Mian'er." ”

The two of them turned their heads and fingers flying, and they didn't let each other go.

After a cup of tea.

Noah raised her head and looked at the empty plate: "Hey, where is the chestnut?" ”

Sheng'er pulled Xiao Mian, and her mouth was bulging: "Sister, run!" ”

The ninth master laughed, and Noya got up: "Little fox cub, you have a long ability!" ”

32

Baili Sheng was naughty and was punished by Noya for squatting and walking, and when he saw Bai Lijiu who returned home, he was so aggrieved that he was teary-eyed.

"Daddy, why don't you just kill me with one sword."

The Ninth Master angrily reprimanded: "Nonsense! ”

"Sooner or later, I will die at the hands of your woman, live to suffer, and die and spread the word."

Jiu Ye touched the top of Sheng'er's head distressedly: "Child, you are still young, there is a way out in the future, think about your father when you are wronged." ”

33

Baili Jiu was sick in bed. Xiao Mian carefully brought him a cup of steaming tea.

Bailijiu was moved to tears: "It's better to be a little padded jacket, I know that I feel sorry for my father, not like your brother." ”

Xiao Amian stared at the cup in his hand expectantly: "This is what my brother saved after holding back for a long time, Daddy, you must be fine if you drink it, Sister Kikyo said that boy's urine can cure all diseases." ”

Baili Jiu: "...... Go tell your brother that Daddy has sugar here. ”

34

Sheng'er and Xiao Mian found Noah with tears in their eyes.

"Mother, can you not let your father come into the kitchen to cook in the future?"

Noya disagreed: "Once raw and twice cooked, bear with it for the time being, the next meal will definitely be suffocated." ”

Xiao Mian cried out with a "wow": "But he has fed my little white rabbit to death!" Next time, it's my brother and me's turn! ”

35

Xiao Amian: "Brother, it's so late, why hasn't the little dragonfly come home yet?" ”

Sheng'er: "They're still looking for something to eat." ”

Xiao Mian was puzzled: "Doesn't their mother cook?" ”

Sheng'er looked thoughtful: "Maybe it's their father who is in charge of cooking today." ”

36

The ninth master was quite annoyed: "Why didn't the two children let me hug me since I was a child, and I cried when I hugged them?" ”

Noya glanced at him: "You have a woman's appearance, and you have no milk, can you not cry if you are deceived?" ”

Jiu Ye: "The key is to cry at the first sight of me." ”

Sheng'er said resentfully: "That's because when I saw my father for the first time, I knew that I was reincarnated and went to the wrong door." ”

The ninth master smiled kindly: "Good Sheng'er, come over and ......"

37

Noah angrily bullfights: "I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to run away from home!" ”

Jiu Ye didn't move.

"I'm running away from home."

So again and again.

Sheng'er and Xiao Amian stood at the door, one carrying a burden in their hands.

Noya instantly found the steps: "It's still a sensible child, and my mother is actually reluctant to leave you." ”

Sheng'er said timidly: "The burden is for my mother, you slow down, we will not be far away." ”

A certain fox finally couldn't help it: "Poof! ”

38

History repeats itself.

"I can't stand it anymore, I'm running away from home!"

Jiu Ye didn't move at all, Sheng'er and Xiao Mian were guarding the door with their burdens.

Noah, who was extremely shameless, took the burden and left, and was dragged by Sheng'er and Xiao Amian by the corner of her clothes.

"Are you reluctant to kiss your mother?"

Xiao Amian: "Mother, are you going to the Drunken Immortal Building this time?" When you come back, remember to bring us the braised hooves from there. ”

Sheng'er: "Actually, the little bad fish of Taihe time-honored brand you ran away from home last time can also be." ”

Jiu Ye waved his hand: "This time, we won't go to you, you can pack it back for us." ”

Noah: "The old lady is not leaving!" ”

39

History is always strikingly similar.

"I can't stand it anymore, I'm running away from home!"

Xiao Ah Sheng and Xiao Ah Mian waited at the door with their burdens: "Mother, let's go with you, this family really can't stay." ”

Noah found her soulmate and was moved to tears.

Bailijiu: "You think you can skip class if you run away from home, and you don't have to take exams, do you?" ”

Noah: "......"

40

The wheels of history turn.

"I can't stand it anymore, I'm running away from home!"

Xiao Ah Sheng and Xiao Ah Mian were waiting at the door with their baggage.

The Ninth Master rummaged around and found a piece of furoshiki and wrapped it around himself.

"Remember to take me."

Xiao Asheng tugged Xiao Amian and said: "This is not our father, let's go to our grandmother." ”

41

The tide is turning.

The ninth master shouted frantically: "I really can't stand it, I'm going to run away from home!" ”

"Bang"

The door was closed tightly behind him, and the ninth master wanted to go back and had no face.

"Tonight is starry, just in time for a boat ride on the lake with a beautiful woman."

A silver ingot was thrown out of the window: "I sponsor you." ”

"It's a bit hot tonight, but it's good to take off all your clothes on the cruise, and the spring is infinitely better."

The door opened quickly. Noya beckoned to him, and the ninth master succeeded in his plan, so he hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and turned around to go back to the house.

A handkerchief slipped into his hand, and the door closed again.

"Remember to cover your face, just don't lose my people!"

42

Xiao Amian: "Mother, where did Xiao Amian come from?" ”

Noah said casually: "Of course it was pulled out of the soil. ”

Xiao Mian blinked his eyes: "Who buried me in the soil?" ”

"Your daddy, of course."

Xiao Amian pouted: "Are you two tired?" It's boring. ”

“......”

43

Xiao Sheng'er was naughty, which provoked Noya to jump like thunder.

Xiao Sheng'er protected her head: "Mother, you will beat Sheng'er stupidly." ”

Noyaton stopped, thought about it, and moved down.

"I'll vomit blood if I hit my back."

Move down again.

"Spanking will be lame."

Noah gritted her teeth: "Then where do you say to fight?" ”

Xiao Asheng said timidly: "If you beat your father, you don't have to worry about this." ”

44

Xiao Mian finished nibbling on the watermelon: "Mother, where did you lose the watermelon skin?" ”

Noah casually pointed to the yard: "Just throw it in front of that chicken." ”

After a while, Xiao Mian ran back panting, still holding the watermelon peel in his hand, and his face was full of grievances.

"Mother, the chicks keep running, and Ah Mian can't catch up."

45

Noah took Xiao Mian and Sheng'er to the street.

Xiao Amian turned his head and disappeared Sheng'er: "Mother, my brother is gone." ”

Noya said angrily: "I was abducted by human traffickers." ”

Xiao Amian sighed enviously: "I can finally change to a gentler mother, my brother is so happy." ”

46

Xiao Mian: "Mother, what does this 'poor be alone' mean?" ”

Noah said without thinking: "That is to say, if a man has no money, he can take care of himself." ”

Xiao Mian didn't seem to understand: "What about the next sentence?" ”

Noya pondered for a moment: "If you are rich, you have a group of wives and concubines. ”

The Ninth Master couldn't help but look sideways.

Xiao Mian: "What does this mean?" ”

Noah: "That means that if you have money, you can marry more wives." ”

The ninth master burst into tears, and his wife finally woke up.

Noah glanced at Baili Jiu and said solemnly: "Therefore, you must not let a man be rich, and if he is rich, he will become bad." ”

If you really get this woman, you will win the world.