10. Singles' Day Caprice

Niu Gensheng watched Niu Run's growth, Long Chunfeng are still full of charm, Singles' Day Double 11 has arrived, half of women are angels, and the other half is seawater? Men should not pretend to be machismo in front of women, the most academic thing to learn about women is to listen to women, women are emperors, and women are the center! When Niu Runsheng is talking about marriage, women don't know where they are?

Niu Gensheng found that being a man is a lot of pressure, buying a house and a car, and marrying a wife! It is difficult for a man! No money is really worse than a pig? Money money is really the capital of picking up girls! You are not qualified to touch a woman's hand without money? A rich woman is an uncle, and you are nothing without money!

Women love to say: "I still cry in the BMW, and I don't want to laugh in the bicycle!" "How much I worship money and love money! Poverty is the biggest obstacle to marrying a wife!" Niu Gensheng came to the old man and made a wish: "May there be lovers in the world who will eventually realize their dreams" Women love money, men are rich and beautiful, men love beauty! Women love male gods, rich and handsome!

Pig Eight Realms have gone on blind dates eight times and still haven't landed, and no girl can look up to Niu Runsheng! Singles' Day is coming, and Valentine's Day has long passed! Many men still have enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry? It's hard to rent a girlfriend home during the Chinese New Year! They also say that they will marry a wife! The young look down on me, and the old ones are afraid that they will have problems with childbirth? After 30 years, my heart is really panicked, and people are like walking corpses alive and soulless! What kind of life is there without a woman? Life seems to have lost its direction these days?

Niu Gensheng watched the video every day, and it was all the story of a single man who couldn't marry a wife! In the sixties and seventies and eighties, every family had no family, and men got married and women got married! When people's hearts didn't have so many hearts and eyes today, how simple it was for women to watch Zhang Ziyi's "My Father and Mother"! Now both men and women are too materialistic! Now marrying a wife is no less than entering a Nazi concentration camp, and it is difficult to engage in production!

Long Chunfeng said: "Women are rarer and more precious than the moon, and a family of women asks for a hundred families?" It's really terrible for a man to have no money and no appearance! Be careful to be a monk and don't even look at you as a nun? As a monk, I admire and respect the crowd! There is one less rival to compete with a female pickle girl! Niu Gensheng said: "It is a bit of a waste of youth for a woman to be a nun! A man who kills God doesn't even have a wife, but a woman goes to be a nun?" The country of Shenzhou should import a large number of African, Vietnamese, Thai, Japanese, Russian, Ukrainian, or Greek beauties! To meet the shortcomings of Shenzhou, do a good job of balancing yin and yang? Keep saying that people are people-oriented! They also brag that in a harmonious society, they don't even have a wife, and that the country of Mamgara is not overcrowded, and India is fine! Thai ladyboys can too!" Guanyin and the Jade Emperor scolded: "Monks must not talk nonsense! Marriage is destined, and no one has a wife in your life?"

The bald head said: What is the urgency of a man? I don't have a wife, so it's a big deal to go to Japan to marry a body doll as a wife! I also save money for milk powder! It's much more environmentally friendly than the Dink family! There is no need to save money for milk powder! The more Niu Gensheng listened, the more angry he became, and Mao Weiren said: "There is great strength in numbers! You have betrayed your original intention? Eat the consequences yourself!" Shenzhou is fortunate because Mo Yan's "Frog" awakens the soul of the people! Zhang Yu sings "It's All the Fire of the Moon Lord" Men can't marry their wives and Buddhas are on fire! Yue Lao said: "It's all because the Internet is not shallow! It's useless for me to pull the red line! There are many people who doubt that love is in the soup!" The matchmaker said: "The matchmaker's old business is bleak, and it has become a sunset industry!" "If you say that there are more men and fewer women in the Three Realms Divine Continent, it is not a way? In the long run, go to Pandora to marry Avatar as a wife, marry an alien, immigrate to the moon and marry Chang'e as a wife! Niu Gensheng woke up from a dream, it turned out to be Nan Ke a dream! In sleepwalking, he became Yuan Datou's three wives and four wives! Hugging left and right, hugging people, what more can a husband ask for?

If you can't marry a wife? Where can you go to complain about grievances? No matter how successful your life is, it's useless if you have hundreds of millions! The key is to marry a wife! Hahaha!