12. Zodiac
Niu Gensheng came to the world to see the zodiac, to see the flying dragon in the sky, the descendants of the dragon, all of them are black-haired and yellow-skinned, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, ah, I want to fly to the sky!
When the wind comes, pigs will fly! Ma Yun rides a pig, and the fortune is rolling! The tiger eats the pig and pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger? The tiger laughs and the dragon chants hahaha!
Chow Yun-fat laughed! The undefeated woman in the East is so cute! The mouse sang "Little Cutie"?
Santa Claus rode seven wolves and pulled a sleigh out! The rooster sings, the rooster is white! Kill the rooster and salute the monkey!
Monkey King stepped on the colorful clouds, and farted to the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King flew out of the clouds for nine days! The old goat wore reading glasses and watched the snake essence belly dance, sexy and charming!
The red rabbit immediately rode Zhao Yun, and Adou grinned, very fierce! The tengu ate the moon, and the earth went dark!
The Three Realms and Seven Kingdoms of Shenzhou are in chaos! TFBOYS sings "Sing This Song", Aaron Kwok is dancing vigorously! Indian dancers are belly dancing!
Niu Gensheng saw a fairy like Chang'e, and ten suns appeared in the sky! The zodiac is about to die!
There is not a drop of water! For example, he said: "One flower and one world, one leaf and one Bodhi? Who will save the common people in the world!" Hou Yi took the initiative to go up to Buzhou Mountain and shoot nine suns down!
Chang'e has gone to the moon! The most beautiful person in the world has gone to the moon! The zodiac signs cheered! Zhu Bajie muttered and said: "The fairy gel is so lonely for my old pig! Ah the moon represents my heart? My old pig likes you! The chicken essence said: I will be your breastfeed and eat your pig's milk! I am the same as a eunuch! I am not the same as a noble concubine!" The two wolf god and the three-eyed boy said: The dog or the howling dog knows human nature best!
Some left-behind young wives look at dogs better than their husbands! Women are more tempting than snakes! Elder Tang said: It's better to be a white dragon horse!
Fascinate thousands of girls in the countryside! Hundreds of millions of mentally handicapped women! Not even anorexia can be cured! For example, he said: "It's better to be a monkey! You don't need him to fall in love, there are banshees who love him for 10,000 years! "White bone spirit" and spider spirit?
When the female monkey saw that his buttocks were all red?''Guanyin said: The woman is a tiger, and the eighteen Arhats descend the dragon and subdue the tiger!
The Eighteen Palms of the Seven Guilds of Hong Descending Dragons are not as good as the Divine Palms! The Monkey King has not been crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain! Jiang Ziya said: Guiguzi said that dragons are non-existent animals!
Can it be big or small, dragons and snakes are mixed, and will give birth to human beings? The descendants of dragons are born and raised by female babies?
The zodiac is closely related to people's lives! People eat things, and things eat everything! This society is the world of food!
All things will eventually return to dust, and the heavens must not be revealed!''' People only pass by in a hurry through the heavens and the earth, and they do not take pleasure in things or feel sad for themselves!
Natural selection, survival of the fittest! The zodiac is just a passing scenery of life?