Chapter 556: Just kidding
It is the dream of many people to get ahead, those who cook want to be a celebrity chef, those who sing want to be a star, those who sing want to be a famous actor, in different fields, people pursue that first place, want to sit on the top spot, and want to become the most important person. In order to obtain the highest position, many people intrigue with each other, earn and rob secretly, and some people even give up their lives, like in the palace, in order to be the emperor, many people throw their heads and spill blood, in order to be the emperor's red wife, many women repair the plank road and secretly Chen Cang. People will always make a bad mistake, dig a pit, and ninety-nine eighty-one knives will be erected in the pit, and those who do not understand will fall into it and die. Many people sigh that life is sinister, and if you think about it carefully, many sinister things are made by people. Many people are afraid in their lives, and most of these fears are created by people, and people are fears. People are scary.
Swing the pen back and talk about this Zhu Soul Mountain. In the past few days, there has been frequent news on Zhu Soul Mountain, the unicorn domesticated by aliens has come out to eat people, aliens are also people, they are really ruthless, they domesticate unicorn rats, and they come to endanger the people, the people are already living in dire straits, and they are eaten by rats, and it is a strange mouse with a horn on its head, the people are really angry, but many people dare to be angry but dare not speak, if they say something wrong, or even do something wrong, they will be punished by aliens, and they may be eaten by a mouse.
The people in the manor also know about the danger of the people of Zhu Soul Mountain, and the other three mountains have not yet come out with such terrifying, disgusting, and shocking news. When a problem occurs within a space. There must be a way to solve the problem, and many people are helpless in the face of the problem, and most of them do not find that way. The people in the big manor are also talking about this problem on Zhusoul Mountain, and they are trying to find a good way to solve the problem. Su Yu put this problem in the hands of Meng Hai, and she sent a text message to Meng Hai to tell him that she must find a way to deal with this despicable act of aliens.
Meng Hai led the white star and the black majestic figure to a pine tree, next to the cliff, which was filled with a thick mist.
Meng Hai: "Just now. I've already told you about the problem of Zhu Soul Mountain. Su Yu sent me a text message and also said about it, and the problem was in front of us, pondering. What should we do?"
Hei Xiongzi: "The people of Zhuhun Mountain were eaten by unicorns. What does it have to do with us? Just the three of us. If we weren't disgusted by the unicorn rats and attacked by them, we wouldn't have left anyone else alone. Others suffer. What's the matter with us?"
Meng Hai: "Fart." You live in time and space, you have to be responsible for this time and space, you have to have a sense of responsibility, you have to have a conscience, you say that you can't take on anything, you can't afford to pick up a single burden, what do you want you to do? What do you want you to do? Do you still have fun in life? You buy a piece of tofu and hit it, you stick it into a well, your knife cuts your abdomen, you take poison, no matter how you die, you still die well. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "Anyway, others suffer hardship, and I don't feel it in my heart." Although there is a trace of sympathy, there is only a trace of compassion after all, and it is easy to dissipate. It's none of my business, and I didn't say hang high, but I just don't feel it. No feeling, no feeling, no feeling, no feeling. ”
Bai Xing picked up some dry firewood from below, and walked up the small white ramp, this ramp was not flat at all, like an old tree root, Bai Xing jumped three jumps before coming up, and threw the dry firewood into the ground, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Shirahoshi: "Before lighting the fire, think about it, what are we going to burn?"
Hei Xiongzi: "Roast the whole soul, right?"
Shirahoshi: "Roast your head." You say roast whole souls, then you go and catch one. If you don't dare to arrest it, don't say it. If you want me to say, let's roast corn and eat it, I know where there is corn, and when I was looking for dry firewood, I found a cornfield, although it is only half an acre, but how much can we eat?"
Hei Xiongzi: "Can you eat enough roasted corn? How do you feel like eating melon seeds, no matter how much you swallow it, you can't eat enough." ”
Shirahoshi: "If you can't eat enough, eat more." Eat more when you're hungry. There are so many corn cobs, you have to eat them all, even a hundred of you, and it is estimated that they will all die. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "What if I want to eat it all, the owner of the field is not willing." ”
Shirahoshi: "Where there is a master, even if there is a master, he has run away." There are unicorn rats running around in Zhuhun Mountain, and everyone who should run has run away. If you are bold, you will come and harvest the corn. No matter how much, let's eat ours. This Zhusoul Mountain, very interesting, I heard that in winter, when it snows, there will be corn here, and there are a million kinds of corn here, and there are corn that matures in various periods. Let's go pick corn. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "Shall I go with you?"
Shirahoshi: "Yes. Let Meng Hai stay here. If you're left alone here, you're probably going to be scared, and it's not good if you don't know which beast you're feeding. ”
Black Majestic follows Shirahoshi through a winding mountain path into a cornfield.
Shirahoshi: "Haven't you been here for a day?"
Black Majesty: "What?
Shirahoshi: "I'm kidding. This environment is suitable for Noai. But I'm old, I don't have that energy anymore, and my body can't do it anymore. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "Hurry up and break the corn." The two of them broke the corn, and in the process, the two of them did not say a word.
They took the broken corn and came to the place where Meng Hai was, and found that there was a little Zhu soul next to Meng Hai, and Meng Hai told the two of them that this Zhu soul was captured by Hei Xiongzi. Meng Hai knew that Hei Xiongzi wanted to eat the Zhu Soul, so he specially arrested this Zhu Soul for him. Hei Xiongzi used a spell to stun this vermilion soul, then killed it, then cut off its flesh, then washed the meat, then threaded the meat with a bamboo skewer, then sprinkled salt, cumin and other condiments on it, and then roasted it on the fire. When the corn is cooked, the roasted vermilion soul meat is almost the same. Hei Xiongzi gulped down the meat and praised the barbecue for being fragrant.
Hei Xiongzi: "Would you like to come some?"
Bai Xing: "I'm old, I have high blood pressure, I can't eat meat, you can eat it." ”
Meng Hai: "I ask myself not to eat meat, maybe I will break the vows, but I still ask myself not to eat meat. You eat it. ”
Hei Xiongzi ate the roasted whole soul alone, and he ate the whole Zhu soul alone. Bai Xing and Meng Hai were nibbling corn next to the campfire, and the way they ate corn was similar to that of Hei Xiongzi eating barbecue, and they both ate deliciously. On Zhusoul Mountain, there should be many people like them, who have no fixed place to live, wherever they go, where they eat. This casual life makes their hearts very free.
After eating, it was a little dark, and they lay down under the pine tree, not sleeping, but looking at the sky, and the stars could not be seen clearly in the sky, but there was already a crescent moon, and this crescent moon was curved and thin, like a girl's mouth.
Meng Hai: "You break sticks, go for a long time, tell me about your experience." ”
Hei Xiongzi: "When I was eating, I patronized and ate, and I didn't talk about it." After eating, lie down here, and tell about the experience in the cornfield. ”
Meng Hai: "Let's talk about it, don't talk nonsense." ”
Black Xiongzi: "I'll go into that cornfield with Shirahoshi. When Shirahoshi was joking with me, we heard a rustling sound, and when we looked at the place where the sound was made, we saw a mouse with a hard horn on its head. I was going to have a breakdown, ah, a unicorn. I was so scared that I was going to be eaten by a unicorn. The unicorn, when it saw me, rushed towards me, and I ran, and as a result, another unicorn appeared across from me. I had the feeling of being surrounded by unicorns, when in fact there were only two unicorns in total. It was Shirahoshi who helped me, and Shirahoshi used his amazing spells to defeat the two unicorns. Shirahoshi handled it very well, he didn't kill the two unicorns, and he didn't want to let those two unicorns die in front of him. Finally the two unicorns were gone, and after the two unicorns were gone, I felt that the world was too peaceful. ”
Meng Hai: "That is, you met a unicorn in the cornfield. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "I met not one, but two." Two unicorns, they came to eat us, and we were not eaten by them. ”
When they had eaten their fill, they drank again under the pine trees, and they were all dizzy, but they all said they were still sober.
Meng Hai: "I said don't drink, didn't I tell you not to drink just now, I have to conjure up the toolbox and take out the wine inside, I have to drink, drink, drink high, tell you, when you are drunk, you are most likely to have an accident." We are all drinking on the edge of the cliff, don't think that the scenery under the cliff is good, and don't think that there are beautiful women in the fog, so you pounce up, if you fall, you will die. Don't get out of here, get down the cliff, and it's a big deal. Don't drink, don't drink, don't drink, don't drink, you just don't listen, you still drink, you still drink so much, do you want to roll down the cliff? Don't roll, just go down. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "I just have to roll to the bottom of the cliff, and it is interesting to roll to the bottom of the cliff." ”
Meng Hai: "What? Are you going to roll down the cliff? If you roll down, your life will be gone." ”
Hei Xiongzi: "I'm joking, I'm drinking, after I drink, I love to joke, I say roll to the bottom of the cliff, I'm stupid." The black male figure turned over and fell, he felt so cool, and when the wind blew around, his body fell.
Meng Hai heard that the voice was wrong, and when he saw it, oops, the black majestic figure fell, and then he looked at it, the fog moved, and when the fog moved away, Meng Hai saw clearly, there was a pine tree below, and the black majestic posture hung on the pine tree. Meng Hai asked him to come up, and Hei Xiongzi took out the flying stone, and the flying stone carried Hei Xiongzi up to the top of the cliff.
Black Xiongzi: "I really fell." (To be continued......)