Chapter 557: It's Cool
When they woke up, it was already early in the morning. After they had breakfast, the sun began to rise, and the sky turned red, like the ass of a monkey on Zhuhun Mountain.
Meng Hai: "Last night, Hei Xiongzi fell under the cliff, and if it wasn't for a tree hanging him, he would have died." In the future, if you sleep in the mountains and mountains, you need to prepare a rope and tie yourself up to prevent yourself from rolling around. It takes so much effort to make oneself safe. Let's take walking on a mountain as an example, how do you know that you will not be stoned to death by a stone rolling down the mountain, in the real world, it is possible to roll a stone down a mountain, and it is possible to hit a person's head. Walking on the mountain, just like walking on the road of life, people may encounter accidents, people will fantasize about a lot of safe states, in order to achieve those safe or ideal states, people have to make all kinds of efforts, take the rolling down stones on the mountains for example, in order not to be hit by stones, people have to practice the ability to dodge, even if they do not roll the stone for 20 days, maybe one day they will roll the stone, people use 100 days to practice the ability to dodge, is to prevent one day from rolling down the stone from the mountain. In order not to be knocked down by disasters, people need to practice all kinds of abilities to avoid disasters, and there are so many dangers in the real world, how many skills do people have to practice to ensure their safety? Sometimes, I sigh that there are too many things that people need to do. When it is possible for people to eat people, even if you don't eat people, you need to cultivate your own ability, cultivate your defense ability in various situations, and only in this way can you ensure that you will not be eaten by others. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "Don't talk about it, we've finished drinking this pumpkin porridge." The meal is all over, you are chattering endlessly, whether you can eat or not. ”
Meng Hai: "What's the hurry to eat?" Chew and swallow slowly, the way of health. I just ate slowly, slowly, slowly. Meng Hai began to eat duck meat dipping sauce, white flour steamed buns, yellow wowotou, and pumpkin porridge, and he quickly finished eating.
Hei Xiongzi: "You still say eat slowly, do you call it eating slowly? faster than wolves and tigers." You are still healthy, I think you are like a pig. ”
Meng Hai: "Less nonsense. How's your sister doing?"
Hei Xiongzi: "My relationship with my sister is not as close as your relationship with my sister." I haven't asked you yet. ”
Meng Hai: "I don't often go to the building to find girls now. Sometimes I'll ask my sister to introduce me to girls, and sometimes I'll just go straight to your sister. I have a contradiction, that is, I am one. Want to eat something good. Nature is delicious and nourishing to the body. Two, sometimes I can't help but look for your sister, and if I look for your sister, I'll cum out. That will make your body not very good, and there are more girls in contact, you will worry about related diseases in your body, this state of eating delicious food and looking for your sister is a contradictory state, and this contradictory state has troubled me for a long, long time. I once swore that I would ask myself that I would have to eat well in the future, even if I didn't eat food, it didn't matter, I just had to eat well, but I definitely couldn't look for your sister, but I failed, I failed repeatedly, I repeatedly stumbled, I always couldn't help but go to your sister. There's no way, I'm living so contradictory and tangled, God can't save me. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "Are you full? You can wash this bowl yourself, I won't wash it for you." ”
Meng Hai: "It's okay, I'll wash it later." Let's just say that this person has all kinds of shortcomings, and there is no perfect person. God is a fool, and all the people he created are imperfect, and they all have such and such shortcomings, and even the world he created is imperfect, so I obey it. ”
When Meng Hai went to wash the dishes, Bai Xing was facing the sky over there, the sun rose in the east, the sky was psychedelic, Bai Xing asked Hei Xiongzi to turn around to look, and as soon as he turned around, he saw a spectacular scene.
Hei Xiongzi: "Why do you say the sun comes out every day?"
Shirahoshi: "Why do you eat every day?" Haven't you studied geography? You don't have any common sense. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "I'm not asking a geographical question, I'm asking a psychological question, I'm guessing the psychology of the sun." ”
After Meng Hai finished washing the dishes, he came back and put the tableware and asked them what they were talking about.
Hei Xiongzi replied to Meng Hai, saying that he was chatting about the day.
Meng Hai was also interested in the sun, and when he was very young, Meng Hai liked the sun.
After breakfast, they did gymnastics for a while, and then lay down on the rocks to soak up the breeze. During the leisure time, three unicorn rats came, Meng Hai was disgusted with them, and as soon as he shook his hand, the three unicorn rats were killed by Meng Hai, and Meng Hai shook his hand again, and the three unicorn rats were blown down the cliff by the wind.
Meng Hai: "Is this the unicorn you saw in the cornfield?"
Hei Xiongzi: "I saw such a unicorn mouse, but the unicorn just now was so big, it seemed to be able to eat two people in one bite." These unicorn rats are disgusting. The unicorn was as big as a dog, and the unicorn we saw in the cornfield was as big as a cat. ”
Meng Hai: "The big unicorn I've ever seen, as big as a calf. "The unicorn is a magical beast that doesn't have much lethality in itself, but it is as nasty as a fly.
Shirahoshi: "What are we going to say on the stone?" ”
Hei Xiongzi: "It's just the three of us here, it would be interesting if there were more people." It's not interesting if there are fewer people. ”
Meng Hai: "It's not that there are few people who are boring, it's that you are the kind of boring person, with boring people, you will never be boring, what's the use of having more people." ”
Hei Xiongzi: "Then I'll be funny, I'll tell you a joke." ”
Meng Hai: "Say it." ”
Hei Xiongzi: "There is a girl who sells her body in the building, and she has a tattoo on her chest and three words: sell her body." He also had a tattoo on his private parts, and one day, a prostitute came to prostitute her, and he looked at her private parts, and saw two words: first-class. The prostitute said, "You're still a first-class thing." The woman said, it's not first-class, it's a poem, called a river of spring water flows eastward, and you missed a few words. With that, the black majestic figure looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
Shirahoshi didn't laugh. Meng Hai didn't laugh either. Hei Xiongzi was still laughing wildly there, more than that.
Meng Hai: "Is it interesting? You tell this yellow-colored joke, is it interesting? Meat jokes are not funny, let's change another one, let's have a vegetarian one." ”
Hei Xiongzi: "It's really boring? I also read it from a book. Otherwise, I'll tell you another one. I'll make one up myself. There was a man, on a snowy day, carrying a jug of wine, walking on the snow—", and as he spoke, another pesky unicorn came running up, the size of a calf.
Shirahoshi stood up and kicked out, and the lights-sword fluttered, hitting the unicorn mouse, and the unicorn wailed, sighed, and tried to fight back, but the blow was so heavy that it finally failed to stand up, and said goodbye to the rat world forever.
Black Xiongzi: "Big Brother Bai, Big Brother Bai, your foot is too powerful, is it the Shadowless King Kong Foot? or the Taishan Foot? ”
Bai Xing: "This foot method is called a pangolin, and even two or three unicorn rats of this size can't bear it." ”
The three of them sat on the rocks again, and on this big mountain and wild mountain, they would encounter this kind of fierce beast, and they would need to work hard to deal with it. When they were looking at Zhusoul Mountain, they saw the leaves of the tree not far away, the location of the tree was very marked, the height of the tree was neither high nor short, the leaves on the tree, no more, no less, the leaves of the tree were actually yellow, that kind of yellow, the most appropriate yellow. The breeze blows, the leaves shake gently, and at the same time the three of them feel the coolness of the air, it is already such autumn, the weather is cold, the weather is cool, the weather is a natural phenomenon, and they feel the message conveyed by this nature.
Meng Hai: "It's cold, you have to wear more clothes, it's not cold at this time, it doesn't matter if I don't bring clothes." I heard from the elderly that if it's cold, you should wear more clothes to prevent the wind. ”
Hei Xiongzi: "I didn't bring any clothes with me, I thought I'd go back in a few days, but it seems that I can't go back for a while." ”
Bai Xing: "If you can't go back for the time being, you can't go back, so you won't go back yet." There are also clothing stores on this Zhusoul Mountain, if you lack any clothes, you can buy them on the mountain, even if you spend the winter in Zhusoul Mountain, you can buy clothes all year round. ”
Black Majesty: "Oh! Just stay on Zhusoul Mountain first, I really don't know how long we need to stay here, we really seem to be following, the plot is not arranged by ourselves, what the next plot is, we don't know. ”
Shirahoshi: "That's good, what we do and say every day is unpredictable, so that life can be fresh, isn't it?"
Meng Hai: "Uh-huh. That's it. How good it is to be in Zhusoul Mountain, I like this big mountain range, even if you sleep, you can also enjoy the scenery of the wilderness, if you sleep in the hotel, can you see the stars in the sky at night? Can't you see it?"
Black Xiongzi: "It's okay in the wild, it's good in the wild." But you have to protect me, I don't want to be bullied by the beasts, and if they break any part of my body, it's your responsibility. ”
Meng Hai: "Don't worry, I'm here, I'll make sure you're fine." ”
They changed places, and under that very beautiful tree, under the tree with its yellow leaves, there was a whitish rock, and they lay down on it and looked at the view.
The rock on which they lie is very beautiful, and people are lucky, they can move, they can move to the place they like, but this stone has no feet, and the stone generally can't move on its own, and he can't go to the place he likes. Compared to stones, people are lucky.
The wind of Zhu Soul Mountain is actually very gentle, but what is not gentle is the Zhu Soul here, the black majestic first entered Zhu Soul Mountain, afraid of being hurt by Zhu Soul, walked so many ways, experienced such things, his sense of fear has decreased. (To be continued......)