Chapter Forty-Nine: Want to Eat My Wife's Tofu?
Chapter 49 Want to eat my wife's tofu?
Shu Sheng struggled to stand up and shook his head: "You know, I can't let you go like this!" ”
Hearing Shu Sheng's words, Xiao Lu sneered, and punched Shu Sheng in the chest, knocking him out: "You can't complain about us if you are looking for hardship!" ”
The power of Xiao Lu's punch was so great that Shu Sheng flew out several meters away, and then hit the stone wall in the snow layer hard, and a mouthful of silver blood spurted out of his mouth, Xiao Lu had some guilt in his eyes, but he still said to everyone: "Let's go!" ”
When leaving, Xiaohua rode a horse to Shu Sheng's side and looked at him who was seriously injured condescendingly: "You...... You shouldn't have done that! Ling'er will be sad! After speaking, he threw out a bottle of medicine: "This bottle of medicine was given to Ling Er by you at the beginning, and it will be returned to you today!" Don't appear in front of us again in the future, or I'll kill you!" After saying that, the rose whip in his hand was slammed, and the boulder beside Shu Sheng was immediately torn in half.
After threatening Shusheng, everyone left the place.
When it was confirmed that it was safe, Mung Bean withdrew the enchantment that wrapped Wu Ling'er: "Don't tell Ling'er about this!" ”
", none of us are going to talk too much!" Knowing that Shu Sheng was forced to be helpless, he would rather be injured himself than hurt Wu Ling'er, but everyone would rather choose to be silent, otherwise, if Wu Ling'er knew about this matter, she would definitely be sad, she is a person who would rather hurt herself than hurt her friends. But now, in order to protect her and for her purpose, everyone has to hurt her friend, how can she not be sad?
Glancing at Wu Ling'er, who was sleeping in Mung Bean's arms, Brother Ying sighed: "I hope this is the last time, otherwise...... There won't be such good luck next time, it just so happens that the woman is asleep, if she's awake......"
"Shu Sheng will do this, but I'm afraid Yi Gu will do the same!" Xiao Lu sighed lightly: "Let two so proud Heavenly Palace princes do such a thing that is almost masochistic and self-harming...... Ling Er is really lucky! ”
"This kind of life, Ling Er would rather not!" Xiaohua replied to Xiaolu dissatisfiedly: "You too, you don't know how to start lightly!" ”
Midori shook her head: "Remember?" Ling Er said that because of her request, Hu Yaoxiao, who was let go by Shu Sheng at the beginning, was punished on the Heavenly Wheel for so many years! If I don't shoot ruthlessly and are discovered by the people of the Heavenly Palace, I am afraid that he will be punished again, and then he will really be cruel to him! ”
Hearing Xiao Lu's words, everyone fell silent, and after a long while, Xiao Hua said: "Then if, I mean if, we meet Yi Kuo, do we want to do this to him?" ”
Mung Bean sighed and replied in place of Xiao Lu, "I'm just afraid...... It will be so, otherwise, they will go back even worse! ”
"If it were us, we would be able to do it! Anyway, our group of people, as long as it is for Ling'er, let alone Shu Sheng Yigu, will be ruthless to ourselves! The most feared thing is that if Ling Er is awake...... What is she going to do? ”
After hearing Xiaohua say this, everyone fell silent: "I can only hope that Ling'er is still asleep!" ”
There was another wild run, and it wasn't until it was almost dark that Wu Ling'er stretched a big lazy waist: "It's so comfortable!" It seems like it's been a long time since I've slept so comfortably! ”
"Woman, are you sure you want to say to your man that you are comfortable sleeping in another man's arms?" Brother Ying looked at Wu Ling'er with a dark face, and he didn't even want to maintain the formation.
Finding that Brother Ying had a stinky face, Wu Ling'er found herself lying in Mung Bean's arms like a koala: "Huh? How do I get in the arms of a mung bean? I ......"
"Woman, are you sure you are not a pig? If it weren't for the fast movements of Little Green and Mung Bean, I'm afraid that tonight, we would have to find a feng shui treasure for you! Brother Ying had an expression that was about to be angry with Wu Ling'er, which made Wu Ling'er shrink into Mung Dou's arms in fear: "Fierce! People wake up and kill people! Brother Win is a bad guy! Stinky earthworms! ”
After hearing Wu Ling'er say this, Mung Bean smiled: "Ling'er, since Brother Ying is so bad, why don't you remarry!" We have a lot of hot guys to choose from! ”
"Uh......" Wu Ling'er didn't expect Mung Bean to say such a thing, she shook her head: "Bad people, they are all a group of bad people, after seeing the White Tiger Saint Monarch tomorrow, I must arrest him and beat him violently, what is the matter!" My good son, loyal dog steward, is now all bad! I want him to pay! ”
Xiao Lu also smiled and came over: "Ling'er, you should be glad that only your son and housekeeper have changed, and the others are still the same, if everyone changes, it is estimated that you should cry!" ”
"Crying? I won't! Don't forget, the original saying is, if you hate someone, have a daughter, spoil her, and marry her into that person's family. I'm sorry, I'm just a daughter, if you want to hurt anyone, just marry him! If it weren't for people like you, I wouldn't have been killed in three months! Me, born broomstar! ”
Reaching out and patting Wu Ling'er's head, Mung Bean couldn't cry or laugh: "Did you say that about yourself?" Then according to what you say now, in our group, the one you hate the most is Brother Win, in order to harm him, that's why you married him? ”
Facing everyone's eyes, Wu Ling'er nodded seriously: "Yes, otherwise why would I marry her?" Think about it, from the day he proposed, or from the day he met me, there was a day when he didn't think about strangling me to death, and a day when he didn't regret signing a contract with me? just didn't let him get his way, but wanted to anger him! Don't let him go wherever you run! ”
Hearing Wu Ling'er's words, the corners of Brother Ying's mouth lifted lightly: "Woman, don't forget, who is it that we suffered every time before?" ”
As soon as Brother Ying said it, Wu Ling'er immediately stopped doing it again: "Look at it, look at it, can I not pester him well and be angry with someone like him?" ”
"He's dead, and the little earthworms don't have Daddy!" Xiaohua also ran up with a grin: "Okay, while it's not completely dark, let's go a little longer and find a better place to sleep in a better sheltered place!" It would be better to have a cave so that Ling Er wouldn't not have slept like last night. ”
Xiaohua's words made Xiaolu and Mung Bean's eyes light up, nodded with a smile, and galloped forward on the horse.
However, that night, everyone didn't find a cave like Xiaohua said, and they didn't even find a sheltered place like last night, and in the end, everyone had to find a leeward col and choose a relatively flat place as a campsite: "Ling'er, I'm sorry, I can only suffer tonight!" If it really doesn't work, you can scourge Brother Ying and let him sleep with you, or let the coffee change back to its original shape and sleep with you! Tomorrow when you arrive at Jincheonji Temple, you can have a good rest! ”
Facing Xiaohua's apology, Wu Ling'er shook her head with a smile: "Don't worry, I've survived the harder days than this, this is just a small thing for me!" Coffee has been on alert for a day today, and I'm tired, so rest early. ”
Coffee rubbed over: "Ling'er doesn't like coffee?" Don't like coffee? Why don't you have coffee to accompany you? Coffee can be turned into a big cat, soft, all hairy, so warm! ”
Stuffing a piece of jerky into the coffee mouth with a smile, Wu Ling'er scolded with a smile: "Stinky coffee, don't sell cute!" Otherwise, Ji Tsai will be jealous! You're tired from the day today, get a good night's rest! Okay, okay, I know, I don't want you, don't lick it! Itchy! Ahh ”
Finally couldn't stand Wu Ling'er's laughter, Brother Ying grabbed the coffee and threw him aside, and an adult tiger was thrown out in his hand like a kitten: "Dead cat, do you want to eat my wife's tofu?" ”
The coffee whined, and with a twist of his waist, he fell to the ground lightly and changed back to his original shape: "Dead earthworms, come less!" Don't forget, Ling'er is still Xiaohua's wife! You two...... Well, Ji Zai, what is the situation between the two of them called now? ”