Chapter 50: Aren't you afraid of the early death of your child?
Chapter 50: Aren't you afraid of the early death of your child?
Ji Zai glanced at the coffee angrily, and simply didn't bother to pay attention to him, but he rubbed it over: "Ji Zai ......"
Ji Zai, who was tidying up the tent, glared at the coffee angrily: "Get out!" Otherwise, I'll burn your hair! ”
was threatened by Ji Zai, and Coffee shrank to the side aggrievedly: "Why are you so angry?" I didn't say anything! ”
"Stupid coffee! Ji Tsai is jealous! Wu Ling'er smiled and patted the coffee: "Why are you still stupid?" Let's help Ji Zai tidy up the tent! ”
When the coffee heard this, he hurriedly ran over: "Ji Zai, I'll help you...... Yes! ”
After a bang, the whole camp heard Ji Zai's roar: "Dead cat, you are trying to make trouble, aren't you?" ”
Coffee with a snowy face raised his head innocently: "Ji Zai, I don't, I just want to help you!" ”
Pointing to the tent that tripped over coffee, Ji Zai said angrily, "This is what you want to help me?" ”
Wu Ling'er, who laughed until her stomach hurt, stretched out her hand and dragged Ji Zai to sit by the bonfire: "Okay, Ji Zai, don't be angry!" It's easy to get angry and get old! Stinky coffee! Why are you doing the wrong thing? Hurry up and set up your tent! Ji Tsai is tired and needs to rest! ”
When Wu Ling'er said this, Coffee hurriedly got up and tidied up the tent, looking at his clumsy appearance, Wu Ling'er laughed until her stomach hurt, and finally she couldn't bear it, and ran over to help Coffee tidy up the tent: "Okay!" Be careful, don't trip again! ”
"Uh-huh, I will! I...... Yes! ”
There was another sound, and Wu Ling'er covered her eyes with her hands in pain: "Coffee!! ”
Coffee looked up from the snowdrift with a pitiful expression: "I didn't mean to!" It's true! I ......"
"I don't care about you anymore!" Wu Ling'er slapped the snow splashed by the coffee on her body, and sat down on the edge of the bonfire angrily: "Stupid coffee!" ”
"Woo woo, Ling'er, Ji Zai, I really didn't mean to!"
Looking at Coffee's pitiful appearance, Wu Ling'er finally didn't collapse that face, and laughed: "Okay, you come and sit with Ji Zai, Xiao Lu, you can help them get that tent, otherwise Ji Zai and Coffee will have no place to sleep tonight." ”
Xiao Lu rolled his eyes at the sky, walked over, and set up the tent with just a few casual clicks, and at this time, the coffee had already sat between Wu Ling'er and Ji Zai: "I know that Ling'er loves coffee the most!" ”
"Dead cat, die on the side! Don't say I know you, I can't afford to lose this person! Ji Zai kicked the coffee unhappily, but the coffee skin was thick, and he laughed twice who didn't care, anyway, Ji Zai was reluctant to kick hard, and it didn't matter if he kicked two kicks out of anger.
Xiaohua shook her head with a smile as she turned on the heat and began to cook dinner for everyone.
Seeing that Xiaohua had added something to the dinner, Wu Ling'er leaned over curiously: "Xiaohua, what did you add to it?" ”
"It's too cold, so add some spices to get rid of the cold. After all, our current body is just an ordinary person's body. Xiaohua smiled and raised the bottle in her hand to Wu Ling'er: "Do you want to add some ingredients to your dinner?" That way you can sleep better at night! Guaranteed not to spoil the taste! ”
Wu Ling'er shook her head after thinking about it: "No need, if something really happens...... I'd better be awake! Well...... Nothing happened after I fell asleep today, right? It feels like we're a little slower today than we were yesterday! ”
"A stupid cat ran too fast and accidentally fell, so in order to save him, he delayed the trip a little!" Brother Ying lied with an unchanging face.
Coffee was about to say something, but Ji Tsai had already slapped him with an elbow and fell on his back in the snow: "Dead cat, shut up!" Don't you think you didn't have enough shame today? ”
Finally, Coffee understands that he has become the top tank today, and he doesn't understand, why every time something like this happens, it must be his top tank? Well, it must be the dead earthworm who is jealous of Ling'er's good relationship with him! Thinking of this, the coffee happily accepted the black pot.
Looking at the coffee and smiling, she crawled back with a face on her face, and Wu Ling'er stroked her forehead painfully: "Coffee!" As I said, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, it's important to learn from your lessons! If you continue like this, be careful and really become a pig in a cold joke, and end up stupid to death! ”
Coffee grinned and rubbed to Wu Ling'er's side: "As long as you can be by Ling'er's side, it doesn't matter how you die!" ”
Stretched out his hand and patted the coffee on the head, Wu Ling'er couldn't stand him a little: "It doesn't matter what you call how you die?" Try talking nonsense next time, do you think I will ignore you? ”
Knowing that he had said the wrong thing, Coffee was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth with his hand and shook his head desperately, indicating that he would not talk nonsense again. Seeing the appearance of coffee, Wu Ling'er couldn't help but smile again: "Really, I can't stand you!" Stupid coffee, don't say anything like this next time! Otherwise I'd be really angry! ”
"Mmmm, I must live well and accompany Ling'er! Stay with you for the rest of your life! When you're gone, I'll accompany the little earthworms and train them to be attackable......"
Hearing Coffee speak like this, Wu Ling'er threw herself into the arms of Xiaohua on the side with a black line: "Xiaohua! My cute and simple coffee is gone! He's rotten, too! I'm so sad! ”
Xiaohua calmly stirred the soup in the pot with a spoon: "Ling'er, isn't this exactly what you want?" I hope you have a group of handsome beautiful guys around you who can attack and accept. ”
"Uh......" Although she said that this was her wish, Wu Ling'er was still very sad when Xiaohua said it like this: "I like the original coffee, I don't want him to be like this!" Looking at her appearance, she almost cried with a little handkerchief.
Finally, Xiaohua couldn't help laughing: "Okay, okay, don't be sad, if you really think so, you just need to talk to Coffee, and he promises to change back immediately!" ”
"Really?" Wu Ling'er immediately turned around and looked at Coffee: "Coffee, change back to your original appearance immediately, don't be like that just now in the future, otherwise I will be angry and ignore you!" ”
Coffee winked innocently: "What has it become?" I've changed back to my old self! Or does Ling Er like me as Liu Zaiyi? As he spoke, he had changed back to Liu Zaiyi's appearance.
Seeing such coffee, Wu Ling'er was quite speechless, and she looked at Ji Zai with some sympathy: "Ji Zai, you must have been in pain with coffee, right?" After so many years, thank you for your hard work! ”
The corners of Ji Zai's mouth suddenly turned up slightly: "Fortunately, except for the relatively large nerves, there is nothing bad about him!" ”
"What, you all say bad things about coffee, no!"
I have to say that there is such a living treasure in the team, and everyone is still very happy! After laughing like this for a while, Xiaohua announced the start of the meal, had an overheated dinner, and after chatting for a while, everyone went to bed in the order of last night's duty. Only Brother Ying, Wu Ling'er and Xiaohua were left on the edge of the fire.
Nibbling on the jerky handed over by Xiaohua, Wu Ling'er smiled and shrank in Brother Ying's arms and chatted about something, and Xiaohua also sat down beside them after cleaning up her things: "What are you talking about fun?" ”
Wu Ling'er said with a smile: "After we go back, we discuss what to do if we really have a little earthworm!" Well, except for Brother Win, Xiaohua you and Mung Bean, the other few are not normal, if they are allowed to take the children, it will be over! That's an absolute demon. ”
Xiaohua also smiled after thinking about it: "If it's okay, everyone can take care of it together, it's not too outrageous, if there are a few children, we can't take care of them, it's estimated that ...... Brother Ji, coffee, little green them, hehe...... Ling'er, you really have to be careful! ”
Wu Ling'er nodded: "That's true!" So...... Do you want to have just one child? ”
"One is too lonely, two!" Brother Ying hugged Wu Ling'er and whispered, "What if...... The day you and I leave, they will at least have brothers to support each other! ”
Wu Ling'er thought about it, so she nodded: "It's okay, two children, Xiaohua and mung bean can also take care of it!" ”
kept hearing that Wu Ling'er was going to give the children to Xiaohua and Mung Bean to take care of, Brother Ying couldn't help but have a black line: "Woman, you have given the children to others to take care of, so what are you doing?" ”
"Me? Of course, I'm in charge of playing with them! Do you expect me to take the baby? Wu Ling'er looked at Brother Ying with a natural expression: "Aren't you afraid that the child will die early?" ”