"What if life deceives you?"

Lin Xia laughed, seeing Gu Jie gritting his teeth, he didn't dare to mention this matter again.

"Alright, alright. Don't talk about that. Hey, Brother Haonan seems to have started a live broadcast. ”

Lin Xia saw Brother Haonan's live broadcast reminder on his mobile phone, and hurriedly clicked on the live broadcast room to change the topic.

"No, I'm not interested. Now no one pays attention to me, and my heart is like ashes. ”

However, in the end, Gu Jie still moved a small bench, and turned out all the snacks that Lin Xia had originally prepared for the foam, and watched Brother Haonan's live broadcast with Lin Xia out of grief and indignation.

"Hello everyone, I'm Brother Haonan. Today, the stupid leader didn't know what was crazy and forced him to work overtime, so he was late. Without further ado, let's see if today our protagonist is ......"

Brother Hao Nan skillfully hosted the live broadcast, the picture gradually became clear, the blue sky and white clouds, the scorching sun was just right, the crowd was crowded, and the excitement of the crowd could be felt across the picture.

"Huh? Did I accidentally go abroad? ”

Brother Hao Nan was a little surprised, "This is the stadium?" It looks like a baseball game, right? Looks like it should be a rice country?! ”

Brother Hao Nan was a little unsure, and there was immediately an analysis emperor in the barrage: "If you read it right." This is supposed to be the Major League Baseball League, where the Mets Yankees play the Cannes Red Sox at home. ”

"Baseball games? I know, I know, I've seen baseball heroes! It's a very good-looking anime.,If you're interested, you can make up for it.。 ”

"Upstairs is revealing his age."

"I don't care about baseball, I don't care about anime. I only know, Brother Haonan is tired of being in China and is ready to go out to harm foreign devils? ”

"How can it be said to be a scourge? Obviously I went to send warmth. ”

"Ding! Your purchased Loki is already live! ”

"Warning! Warn! General Zod is driving a spaceship at the speed of light! ”

"I, Magneto, hit the money!"

The live broadcast room was immediately filled with a joyful atmosphere, and everyone became relaxed and happy, watching the baseball game in the picture with relish.

Although baseball in China does not have much of a mass base, and many people don't even understand the basic rules of baseball, this does not prevent everyone from watching it with relish.

Because everyone clearly knows that with Brother Haonan's urine, although it is just an ordinary baseball game, how can it be really ordinary.

Maybe in the next second, there will be mutants hiding in the crowd, Avengers, aliens and the like popping up.

After all, it is the country of rice, known as the beacon of the universe.

"I'm so excited. I've always seen the Mi guys destroy the metropolis in movies, and today I can finally see it in reality. ”

"yes. Oh, yes. Didn't you say that you are going to shoot Avengers III, and Thanos is going to come out? Do you think it could be that Thanos knew that the rice guy was going to smear him, so he ran out to teach the rice guy a lesson? ”

"Haha, I don't know if there's Thanos or something. All I know is that the rice guys are going to be unlucky. They like to destroy the metropolis so much in the movie, not to mention that they really destroyed the metropolis this time, so they have to destroy half of it! ”

"Please. Are you really watching a movie? Reality is dead! Do you still have any sympathy? Brother Haonan, hurry up and call the police. ”

"Call the police, your Mi Dad doesn't have 110!"

……

There was a quarrel in the barrage, Lin Xia thought for a while, and said to Gu Jie: "It seems that Brother Hao Nan is not only a person who can broadcast live in China, but also a foreign one." ”

"Uh-huh."

Gu Jie nodded, "Which one do you think is the Alien?" ”

"I can't see it yet."

Lin Xia shook his head, there were too many people in the picture.

"But judging from the results of Brother Haonan's previous live broadcasts, I'm afraid something will happen. There are so many people, and I don't know how many will die. ”

Gu Jie said, a little worried.

After all, in China, it seems that Brother Haonan, who has been co-opted, can still notify the police in time, but on the side of the United States, I'm afraid that some whips can't help, so I can't help.

"Not necessarily. Maybe it's just like what you just said, in order to improve his life, a certain person with an ability went to play baseball, and it happened to be broadcast live by Brother Haonan. ”

As soon as Lin Xia's words landed, he saw the camera zoom in and freeze on the pitcher.

It's a black man, compared to the impression that ordinary black people give five big and three rough, this person is much thinner, and he looks a little clear-eyed.

"Wow. This black man is a little handsome, and he looks gay. ”

"Damn, have you been single for too long, and now when you see a black brother, you actually feel that your eyebrows are clear."

"Let's get a little science, this man's name is Anthony. A rising star in MLB, he was named the most likely to be inducted into the National Hall of Fame in a decade, and he is also the most inspirational star player in MLB.

This Anthony grew up thin and thin, known as a sports idiot, and after graduating from high school, he drove a taxi for a living. Three years ago, Anthony decided on a whim to play baseball and become a professional player. No one was optimistic about him at the time, after all, he looked too thin. Only his girlfriend supports him.

For the next three years, he relied on the relief money and his girlfriend to support him, began to train like crazy, and participated in some trials one after another, but to no avail. Until three months ago, he joined the Mets Yankees and rose to fame. It's already the ace of the Mets Yankees.

I watched an interview with him. There is a sentence in it that is the hottest and most inspirational words in the United States in the past two months, which probably means that if people like me can succeed, then everyone should be able to succeed. ”

"Kneel down for Emperor Kopdi. I drank this bowl of chicken soup! ”

"I envy his girlfriend."

"But it's a bowl of poisonous chicken soup."

"What do you mean upstairs?"

"Don't you see? The camera keeps locking on this Anthony, what does that mean? It shows that he is the protagonist of this live broadcast! Who is the protagonist who appeared in Brother Haonan's live broadcast room, don't you have a B number in your heart? ”

"Damn, I'm still so moved, wondering if I should build a dream now, after all, what if I succeed? But suddenly it's boring. Sure enough, it's poisonous chicken soup! ”

"Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent talent, but without that 1 percent talent, you are nothing! That's what you mean, right?! ”

"Haha, it's really poisonous chicken soup. The rich rely on science and technology, the poor rely on mutation, no problem, old iron! ”

"But then again. If this Anthony is really a stranger, then wouldn't it be too low to run to play baseball! ”

"Can LOW compare to the Nine-Fingered God Beggar? Besides, professional baseball players are very profitable! ”

"What's the point of living not to make money!"

"After all, if you have money, you can do whatever you want!"

……

Lin Xia and Gu Jie looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and they couldn't close their mouths together, Lin Xia said: "You really said it." There really is such a person who is busy making money. ”

"Cut. Isn't that normal? No one is born a villain. Do you think it's really the same as in the movie, if you have the ability, you have to go out and make waves? Wake up! Don't treat the supernatural as a person, with superpowers, making some money is not better than anything else! ”

"Makes sense. So for so many years, I've been deceived by movie novels? ”

"It was."

Gu Jie stretched, "Replaced you." Obviously you can make money openly and happily, but you have to do illegal things and challenge the police uncle? Isn't this a brain disease? No matter how fast you rob the bank to get money, can it compare to an endorsement from someone else's now? The kind of awakened ability, either to be a superhero or a supercriminal, is only seen in novels and movies. ”

The two talked, and then watched as the guy named Anthony just struck three strikes after three strikes, swept all the way, ended the whole game, and then the live broadcast ended.

There is no expected hot scene of Mars hitting the earth, and there are no strange creatures popping up to destroy the metropolis, if it weren't for Hao Nange's live broadcast, maybe many people would just think they watched an ordinary baseball game.

But, isn't this life?

Most of the time it's always mundane and uninteresting. The life of the Alien is not as it is portrayed in the movies, with blood, intrigue, killing, and fighting every day.

That's life!