At night.

Lin Xia steamed the hairy crab sent by Yang Siya, and bought some small moon cakes or something by the way, and made do with Gu Jie to pass the Mid-Autumn Festival in advance.

The bubble came with news that they had returned to Qiantang, and it was estimated that they would not return to Zhonghai until the end of the National Day.

He was pricked by his family, and he wasn't going to go back, so he called Gu Jie over for dinner.

"I was scolded by my family, so I didn't go back. Why don't you go home on vacation? ”

Lin Xia brought the steamed hairy crab to the table and asked Gu Jie, who was still playing games.

"Didn't we have a race on the Malaysian side the other two days? I thought I was too lazy to run, so I signed them up for a tour to Malaysia and let them play for two days first, and then go back to them when I finished the race.

As a result, they had a good time, added money by themselves, and ran to Siam, estimating that the surrounding area was ready to go around. If I think about it, it's hard for them to come out and play, so I'm happy. I'll come back directly, after all, there will be a game here in Zhonghai in two days. ”

Gu Jie said casually, looking a little proud.

"You don't know that my parents used to be a little disapproving of my career, but after I signed up for a tour group for them and knew that I could really make money, my attitude is much better now."

"That's good. Unlike me, I doubted that I was biological. ”

Lin Xia told Gu Jie about the dislike he had been made in the afternoon.

Gu Jie immediately laughed, and after it was over, seeing that Lin Xia was a little annoyed, he said: "It is estimated that your father peeked at your space log again, and knew that you and Bubble went to Hong Kong Island to play, so he deliberately said this." ”

"How so? I blocked my dad's number a long time ago. ”

Lin Xia expressed skepticism and shock.

"He's supposed to open the trumpet. Well, this should be your dad's trumpet. ”

Gu Jie pointed to a friend on his QQ.

"How do you know?"

Lin Xia was surprised, not only curious about how Gu Jie knew his father's trumpet, but even more so why they were still friends?

"It's simple. You flip through your space log yourself, who will like every message you send except your dad and bubble?! ”

Pierced in the heart, old iron.

When Lin Xia heard this, he was suddenly inexplicably moved, and he was about to block his father's trumpet immediately, but when he heard this, he immediately felt ashamed.

It seems that the older a person gets, the less care he cares about his parents.

I always feel that the world is too big and a person is too lonely, but I forget that no matter when or where, there are always two people who have been silently waiting for you, happy for you, worried for you, and silently praising everything you do.

Seeing that Lin Xia was a little ashamed, Gu Jie hurriedly said, "Okay, it's useless to think about it now." Just pay more attention to yourself in the future. Come, I'll show you something good. ”

Gu Jie was active in the atmosphere, and he skillfully clicked on the live broadcast software on his mobile phone and logged into a room, "Huh? It's not on the air today. Forget it, you pay attention to it first. Let me tell you, this anchor is super dragging. ”

"Brother Haonan? I know. ”

Lin Xia was stunned for a moment and nodded, but he didn't expect that even Gu Jie was watching Brother Haonan's live broadcast.

But that's right.

Even if there are no posts about Brother Hao Nan on the Internet, but under word of mouth, there must be a lot of people who have watched Brother Hao Nan's live broadcast.

Tut.

In other words, isn't the country really worried about causing any bad effects?

"You've seen it?! Damn, you didn't tell me before. ”

Gu Jie scolded with a smile, hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "Lin Xia, do you say that those people in Brother Haonan's live broadcast are true?" I mean, do you think that kind of paranormal person really exists in reality? ”

"The world is so big that there are no surprises. If there are supernatural abilities, it's not an exaggeration. ”

Lin Xia couldn't say that he was also an anomaly, and he was probably the strongest one on the earth, so he could only say vaguely.

"That's right."

Gu Jie nodded and said with emotion, "Anyway, it doesn't matter if it's an ordinary person, or a person with extraordinary abilities." After all, it's not about being born and living. I don't believe that the supernatural don't have to eat, sleep, or. ”

Lin Xiale said, "Your consciousness is a bit special." ”

"It meant to be. Reality is not a fiction movie. Those supernatural people in the movie novel are naturally handsome and stylish. But in reality, it's not like ordinary people, thinking about how to make money and how to live a good life. How can there be so many people who have problems with their heads, thinking about saving the world and destroying the world. ”

Gu Jie pursed his lips, "Like me." If I were an alien, I would definitely be thinking about how to make money with my abilities. And it's definitely legal to make money, the kind that no one can fault with it. I don't want to live my life first, and I think about going out to fight and kill all day long, isn't that a brain disease? ”

Lin Xia was immediately impressed by Gu Jie, "Yes." Gu Jie, if all the supernatural beings could have your enlightenment, then how beautiful the world would be. ”

"That's what I said. However, watching Brother Haonan's live broadcast, it is obvious that there are still many people whose brains are in water, and they have watched too many movies, and they really treat themselves as dishes. Even if it's a stranger, the army is pulled out, and all the bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods have suppressed you. ”

Gu Jie talked eloquently, "Of course, except for that helmet brother." Damn, that's a pervert, you can't generalize. However, I can see that the helmet brother must be a fellow citizen of the same path as me, and he is the kind of person who is only willing to take care of his own land. Otherwise, that helmet brother would have been wearing underwear and making headlines every day. ”

"Brother Helmet?"

Lin Xia's mind turned, and he was a little curious about what the helmet brother looked like in the eyes of others.

"Who do you think Brother Helmet will be?"

"It shouldn't look good. Otherwise, you wouldn't be wearing a helmet. He is so strong, is he still afraid of being looked at? So hiding your head and revealing your tail must be ugly. ”

You're ugly, no one is as ugly as you!

Lin Xia grinds his teeth.

"Well, well. He should be a good person, but he is not a bad person. Love and hate. This one is like me. ”

Hehe.

Lin Xia sneered.

"Anything else. I can't see it for the time being. After all, I'm not interested in men. ”

When Gu Jie said this, his expression suddenly became obscene, "That's right, that's right, I'll show you something good." The superb, I just discovered. ”

Gu Jie clicked on it familiarly, and there was a very beautiful girl in it who was making a live broadcast.

Lin Xia looked at it, hey, isn't this the star in the dust?

"Cute!"

Gu Jie looked at the girls singing in the live broadcast room with squinting eyes, "Why didn't I find out that there was such an anchor on Quanyu before." It's my ideal type. I accidentally clicked in the other day and liked it at first sight. Now I don't look at it for a day, and I feel uncomfortable. You wait for me, I'll charge some money first. ”

Lin Xia was silent, looking at Gu Jie's familiar recharge and rewarding.

And the "girl" called Xingchen Baby also greeted Gu Jie skillfully, obviously Gu Jie was not the first time to reward.

"I'll tell you. I now have one more wish in my life, which is to work hard to make money, and then see if there is a chance to chase her. ”

Gu Jie muttered, "It's not that I think she's beautiful. It's just, Lin Xia, do you remember? When I was in elementary school, the girl who sat in front of me. When I see her now, I feel like I've gone back to that time. That's the taste of first love. ”

Lin Xia wanted to laugh, but couldn't laugh, and when he heard Gu Jie mention his first love, he was immediately shocked, and felt that he couldn't let Gu Jie continue to sink into the mud, so he hurriedly said: "But, he's a man!" Don't you see that the barrage is all brushing? ”

"Huh? Are you stupid?! ”

Gu Jie glanced at Lin Xia disdainfully, "She's like this, will she be a man?" Then the whole world is male! This voice, this look? How can it be a man! ”

"But he is indeed a man!"

"Alright. Okay. You don't have to lie to me. I've checked it a long time ago, it's a gimmick. It has long been said on the Internet that Stardust Baby is definitely a girl, but she deliberately pretends to be a women's clothing boss to attract the audience. ”

"But he's a man!"

"I don't believe it. Don't talk nonsense. If you do this again, I'm angry! ”

Gu Jie was unhappy, "It's not that you don't know, I have never given a gift to a female anchor, she is the first." I gave it to her so many times for the first time, and if you talk nonsense, I want to hit someone! ”

As he spoke, Gu Jie simply took the phone and looked at Lin Xia indifferently.

"But he's really a man."

Lin Xia is so powerless, Gu Jie, why are you so stubborn.

He's really a man, I've been to the toilet with him! And I've already met a victim, you have to believe me!

"It's a woman! Not a man! Female! ”

Gu Jie's face turned crimson and shouted loudly.

"Believe me, I didn't believe it either. But I only went to the toilet with him today, and I saw a victim like you with my own eyes......"

Lin Xia had no choice but to tell Gu Jie what he saw with his own eyes today.

Gu Jie's face changed little by little, and finally he laughed, drank Sprite, and looked at Lin Xia with red eyes, "I would rather believe that he is a woman, you bite me!" I don't believe he's a man. I don't listen, I don't listen......"

Then with a whoop, Gu Jie almost didn't cry, "It's not true, you're lying to me!" I just sent a plane! Yes! It's not true, you're lying to me, you're all lying to me! ”

Lin Xia sighed, patted him on the shoulder, remembered the boy he had met before, and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay." You're not alone. ”

Gu Jie smashed the phone with his backhand, his eyes were red, and he still pretended to be strong, "It's okay." I won't watch female anchors in the future. When I watch the female anchor again, let me go out and be hit by a car and die! ”

Belch?

Are you sure it's okay?!

Lin Xia wanted to laugh but couldn't, so he could only hand Gu Jie a tissue, "Look at it, this is life." ”

Gu Jie looked at Lin Xia with tears in his eyes, "Do you still want to recite a poem?!" ”

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