013: Laughing jaw drops

Liang Zhen can be regarded as Guan Mo's hair, although Guan Mo has been in the army for seven years, but the two have basically never broken contact, Liang Zhen also went to the army to see him twice, this time I heard that he came back and didn't leave, the happiest except for his mother is estimated to be him.

Liang Zhen played abnormally in the college entrance examination, only took a junior college, and did not find a serious job after finishing the junior college, and then came out to engage in a flower business with a few friends, and after making a little money, he came out and opened a stall by himself, and went on the side of the riverside road.

It was only seven o'clock when Guan Mo arrived, but the street was already brightly lit, the stalls were full of people, and although the shed was not big, it seemed that business was not bad.

Liang Zhen saw Guan Mo coming, so he hurriedly lost the work in his hand and greeted him, "Didn't you eat, drink a little later?" ”

"Let's talk a little and leave," Guan Mo glanced at the store, "I see that there are quite a lot of customers, so it won't delay your business, right?" ”

"If you delay, you will be delayed, who made you my brother," Liang Zhen turned around and took out a folding table and pressed it on the sidewalk on the side of the road, "Grandpa Mao is papyrus in front of my brother." ”

Guan Mo was amused by these words, and took out a five-cent one from his pocket and handed it to him, "I'll use it to wipe it when I go to the toilet for a while, and see if the effect is different from straw paper." ”

"Damn!" Liang Zhen put the stool on the ground and pointed at him for a while before he spit out, "You kid hasn't changed for three years." ”

Liang Zhen asked for a helper in the store, he didn't have much to do as a boss, except for checking out and collecting money, he greeted guests, Liang Zhen asked people to bring a plate of boiled peanuts and popcorn on the table, ordered a few side dishes, and carried a few bottles of beer on the table, "Let me see if you are close." ”

Guan Mo was noncommittal, directly touched the bottle and bit it open with his teeth, touched the bottle in Liang Zhen's hand diagonally, and took a sip.

"Okay," Liang Zhen tugged at the corners of his mouth, "There is a fan." ”

"It's been so long since you've been back, have you contacted that Tianxin little cutie?" Liang Zhen also touched the mouth of his bottle and asked with a smile.

Guan Mo was slightly stunned, then shook his head with a smile, "It's not in a hurry yet." ”

The little beauty of Tian Xin in Liang Zhen's mouth is called Wei Tianxin, she can be regarded as Guan Mo's girlfriend, the two have been dating online for several years, but because he has been in the army, the two have never met, and they usually use social software and text messages to communicate.

"It's time to meet," Liang Zhen said, "we've been talking about it for several years, have you had it for four years?" Liang Zhen stretched out four fingers and shook them in front of his eyes, "We haven't seen each other for a long time, and you're not afraid that you're talking to a of a." ”

"Don't talk to Lao Tzu about dogs." Guan Mo's eyes suddenly flashed the leg that was rubbed by nine, he was a little irritable, once he came into contact with a dog, he would be unlucky, this law has happened no less than N times since he was a child, not to mention that this year he is really not very good.

"Okay, okay, don't mention it," Liang Zhen said, "It's not that my brother said you, I haven't been very clear, you said that you are not a stupid student cub, why do you still believe in online dating, and you can still hold on for so long, and you haven't even seen each other?" ”

Guan Mo touched the wine bottle and pursed his lips, Liang Zhen is his best friend, although he knows about his online dating, but he doesn't know the real reason why he has online dating.

After he ran to the army with his father, he felt comfortable, and finally escaped from his father's clutches, but he didn't expect that he would jump into another fire pit immediately.

He found himself reacting to a room full of shirtless old men!

Such an unexpected event made him feel both ashamed and uneasy, uneasy and a little scared at the same time, afraid of his unusual reaction, afraid of being different from others.

With the successive love of his comrades-in-arms at the same time, he got some inspiration, and in order to show that he was actually the same as everyone else, he also found a girlfriend on the Internet.

That person was Wei Tianxin.

In fact, there is no point in doing this kind of obvious thing to hide his ears and steal the bell, but in order to appear that he is not so special in front of his comrades-in-arms, he insisted on online dating for several years, and Wei Tianxin never mentioned the word breakup, even if they sometimes only contact once a month or two.

Liang Zhen's words reminded him that when he was looking for friends on social software, he was looking for his hometown, so Wei Tianxin is now in the same city as him, and it stands to reason that it is time to meet after talking for so long.

But Guan Mo is repulsive in his heart, he feels that this kind of 'invisible girlfriend' can appear in the words of talking to friends, and he doesn't have to show his sense of existence in a physical way.

"Let's talk about it," Guan Mo peeled a peanut and threw it in his mouth, "I'm very busy when I first joined the squadron, and I can't figure out a lot of things." ”

Liang Zhen deserves to be his good brother, and when he heard his tone, he also knew that he didn't want to mention this stubble, so he simply changed the topic, and talked about the blind date on which his mother took a kitchen knife to his neck two days ago.

Guan Mo was very amused when he heard it, and while laughing, he told him about the blind date some time ago, Liang Zhen was stunned for a while, and then he couldn't stop laughing.

"Is he sick, or is he not obvious in his own straightness," Liang Zhen said with a smile, "Actually praising you for your good looks and good figure, isn't this obviously the right eye?" Why didn't you obey on the spot...... Hahaha...... It's so funny, you say, did you find a special fun to tell me, so that I would laugh to death and inherit my food stall...... Hahaha......"

Compared with Liang Zhen's arrogance, Guan Mo smiled more restrainedly, Ye Ying's reaction at the beginning was really unexpected, and now that he thinks about it, he also feels quite funny.

"Hahahaha...... Ay...... No, I ...... ...... hissed," Liang Zhen frowned while pulling his mouth and laughing, and the laughter also turned several times with the sudden change in his face, Guan Mozheng peeled the peanut and threw it in his mouth, after listening to his voice, he raised his eyes and swept over, and his face changed after sweeping over.

"What's wrong?" Guan Mo threw the peanut shell in his hand and asked.

"Ah...... Ah......h

Guan Mo frowned slightly, reached out and touched his chin, his face changed slightly, and then he couldn't help but be happy, "Damn, you are special...... Laughter can also make your jaw laugh off! ”

I'm sorry for you!

If you don't adapt to the soil and water, I will obey you!

Guan Mo had a general understanding of the situation when he touched him, it was not too serious, unilateral dislocation, but the first dislocation was painful, and he couldn't help but think of his right hand.

"You try to bite back to see if you can reset it," Guan Mo said, "under normal circumstances." ”

Liang Zhen tried twice according to his method, and then waved his hand and shook his head, his eyes were still flashing with mist, he lowered his eyes to the table against the mist, touched the paper and brush used to order on the side, wrote three words and handed it to Guan Mo.

Go to the hospital!

Both of them can't drive even after drinking, but fortunately, this food stall is on the side of the road, and there are rentals at any trick.

As soon as he got into the car, Liang Zhen patted the back of the master's chair, and Guan Mo hurriedly smiled at the master, "Please go to the nearest hospital." ”

The car didn't drive a few steps, Liang Zhen pulled out the paper and pen from his pocket before getting into the car, wrote a few big characters horizontally and vertically and handed them to Guan Mo.

Guan Mo could barely identify the ghost drawings by the faint light outside the window.

Hang the emergency!

It wasn't until Liang Zhen was sent to the emergency room that he was taken away by the emergency doctor that he sat on the sofa to rest, and there were nurses and doctors next to him who were secretly happy because he said just now, 'his chin was laughed off', he shook his head and leaned against the wall, thinking that such an unlucky thing was also bumped into by Liang Zhen.

Could it be that his unlucky physique was transferred to Liang Zhen?

After all, he was touched by Nine Strips today, and if that law of bad luck hadn't died out with age, it was highly likely.

Thinking about it like this, he felt a little guilty again, got up and walked to the consultation room that Liang Zhen entered, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he heard the doctor saying that the muscles should be relaxed and not nervous, and after thinking about it, Guan Mo retreated, he was afraid that sitting on the side would remind Liang Zhen of the joke that was not funny, lest the doctor's efforts would be in vain.

However, it is not necessarily, according to the previous unlucky experience, the occurrence time of unlucky events is generally a one-month cycle, and he may have some bad luck in a month or so on.

After being licked by the neighbor's dog, the first few weeks were fine, but in the last week of the month, I was unlucky.

Doesn't my mother love fortune telling?

Why didn't he count the incident with the dog?

It's just that he didn't expect to meet Ye Ying in the hospital, and the moment he saw Ye Ying, he remembered, ah, this person is a doctor, and when he just came in, it seemed that there was something written on the door of the Second People's Hospital of the city.

It's just that a friend came to the emergency room at night because of this person's laughter, and he ran into it in a blink of an eye, which caught Guan Mo off guard.

Ye Ying greeted him quite casually, so he only hesitated for a second, how can he say that Liang Zhen shouldn't make fun of people behind his back, and inviting someone to drink a bottle of drink is a loss.

"Your friend isn't serious, is he?" Ye Ying took the drink, opened it and took a sip and asked, this point was sent to the hospital, and it was sent to the emergency department, so it shouldn't be much better.

"It's not serious," Guan Mo said, "if the chin is dislocated, it will be restored." ”

"Huh?" Ye Ying's eyes widened, "That divine ......" Ye Ying thought about it and swallowed the words 'the person is actually your friend' in the back, and changed it to "The strange patient is your friend?" ”

"Hmm." Guan Mo nodded incomparably calmly, even though he had already read 'I don't know that goods' more than a hundred times in his heart.

Fang Tong heard Ye Ying's voice, stopped his feet that were about to turn the corner, took two steps back and shouted at him, "Let's take out the nurse station." ”

Ye Ying nodded, originally he planned to come down to 'observe and learn' the disease in the new field, and by the way, he would 'discuss' the cause of the patient with Fang. As a result, I didn't expect that the strange patient was actually Guan Mo's friend, Guan Mo's expressionless and double cock-like hanging eyes made him lose interest in discussing in an instant, and he had the illusion that he really wanted to discuss privately with Fang, and it was very likely that he would be killed.

"Forget about my sister," Guan Moyi raised his head and drank a bottle of Coke, then flattened the can and threw it into the trash can behind him, "She's not in the country, and we can't make a decision for her." ”

"Okay." Ye Ying smiled and walked towards Fang Tong's office.

"I'm sorry." Guan Mo thought for a while and said.

Ye Ying turned his head with a smile, "Blind date is what you and I want, there is no need to apologize, even if you don't say it, I will say it," Ye Ying smiled, and added when he turned his head, "Big nephew." ”

Guan Mo: "! ”