014: Hitchhiking? Big nephew

Guan Mo couldn't understand whether what his mother said when she went to tell him and his sister's fortune was true or false, it was said that the magic stick, no, the god mouth was right. When I first counted it to my mother, he was already eighty-two, and it is estimated that he will not be able to find anyone if he really wants to study it at this time, and he has become an immortal for so many years.

is also incomprehensible to Ye Ying, although the modern and contemporary times are a scientific and rational society, there are still older generations of people who persistently believe in gods, immortals, or something, so the words of those fortune tellers have become the sustenance of this kind of person in this life, but he didn't expect that Guan Mo's mother, who was from a Kochi family, would also believe this.

and insisted on letting his daughter and son follow the letter.

At the same time, he sighed and felt that he had taken advantage of it, and promoted himself to a level for no reason, big nephew, tsk.

"I'm almost hungry for adult meat biscuits," Fang Yi came out of the bathroom and returned to the office, and saw Ye Ying sitting at the table complaining, "I guess I can eat a cow, what did you order?" ”

"Bite yourself, I guess it's better than eating what I ordered to quench your hunger." Ye Ying said.

"I can't talk about it," Fang pulled two pieces of paper and wiped his hands, "Do you know that person just now?" ”

"Well," Ye Ying nodded, thought about it and added, "Count it as acquaintance." ”

"Tsk, let me tell you, he's still the friend of that silly guy who laughed and dropped his jaw."

"I know." Ye Ying nodded.

"Tsk, I don't know what that thing can make my jaw laugh when I hear it," Fang glanced at him together, "When did you know this person, it doesn't look like a good person." ”

Ye Ying thought of Guan Mo's expressionless and embarrassed face, and combined with Fang Tong's evaluation just now, he couldn't help but smile, a traffic policeman, a big good citizen, was said to be not a good type, if he was replaced, he would definitely vomit more than three liters of blood.

"What are you laughing at," Fang Yi glanced at him, "You don't look like you're going to deal with this kind of person." ”

"No, I look like I should be with someone like you." Ye Ying nodded.

"Fuck your second uncle," Fang snorted, "You've been in a good mood lately, didn't your mother arrange a new goal for you, why are you still in such a good mood?" Met true love? ”

"What is true love," Ye Ying raised his eyebrows, "Can it be eaten or used?" ”

Fang Tong stared at him for a while, and nodded very sincerely, "You can't eat it, but you can still use it." ”

"Tsk, you're racing into the car on flat ground," Ye Ying tugged at the corners of his mouth, "Does your goddess know that you are so unparticular and so prodigal in private?" ”

"I'm still a fart with you," Fang pulled across the chair and sat down, "Seriously, Miss Tang is still good, and she is also the girl you have been in contact with for the longest time, it is better to get to know a new object again, you are not lazy anyway." ”

"It has nothing to do with being lazy or not," Ye Ying sighed, "Even if she doesn't say it, I will create some reasons for her to say it." ”

"Why are you doing that?" Fang Tong didn't quite understand, "You can't always be like this, right?" ”

Why?

He didn't know how long it had been since he started a blind date to being rejected by the other party again and again and then being asked by Fang Tong today, but Fang Tong was the first person to ask this.

Maybe it was because no one had ever asked, so he really didn't know how to answer for a while.

Because I'm more interested in men than women.

Because boring surgery can make people feel better than blind dates.

Because of love, it's too far away from me.

It's also because I'm too lazy, too lazy to spend time, too lazy to spend energy, and even more lazy to give.

But he couldn't say these things to Fang together, even if they were iron sons for many years, and there were some things that he was better off being silent or laughing than telling the truth when he wasn't sure if the other party could accept it.

But because he was the only one who asked so bluntly, it was also possible that his rather helpless tone was mixed with a little negligible concern that moved him a little, so he was a little undecided for a while, not knowing whether to laugh at this question or make up nonsense to prevaricate the past.

"Forget it," he knocked on the table after a long time, "if you don't want to say it, forget it, I'm not that curious." ”

"It's not that I don't want to say it," Ye Ying smiled while breathing a sigh of relief, "Maybe it's because I'm lazy, I'm too tired to fall in love, I was tired and panicked when I saw your car chasing goddess." ”

"That's because you didn't see through the subtleties of this," Fang said, "and when you really meet such a person one day, you will definitely not say this." ”

Ye Ying didn't want to continue discussing this topic, so he glanced at the watch on his wrist and said casually, "That person is my blind date." ”

"Huh?" Fang Yi didn't react to his overly jumpy topic for a while, and stared at him in a daze for a few seconds before he opened his mouth violently, "You...... That...... What," Ye Ying looked at him in a difficult way, and when he wanted to reach out and smooth his throat for him, Fang Yi swallowed his saliva and made up for it uncertainly, "Man?!" ”

"Uh-huh." Ye Ying nodded, his eyes staring at Fang Yi, the light and shadow flowed, and his face didn't matter.

"Awesome!" I don't know how long it took, but after they stared at each other for an unknown number of rounds, Fang stood up together and gave him a thumbs up, "It's awesome." ”

"Hey, hey, pay attention to the wording," Ye Ying frowned slightly, "In public, don't fuck it." ”

"I ...... I'll go," Fang Tong was silent for about seven or eight or nine seconds before slapping the table and smiling, "You're not kidding, are you?" What do you mean, Mom? Encouraging you to come out? Contribute to my Great Celestial Empire's family planning? ”

"My mother said that as long as you can get it at home, there is no limit to men and women." Ye Ying smiled harmlessly.

"Your mother is also a cow...... Fork! Fang sighed together, "Keep up with the pace of the trend of the new era." ”

Ye Ying was amused by his sighs, and laughed on the chair for a long time before saying, "Lied to you, you really believe it, it's no wonder that you can't catch up with the car fighter for a long time with so many strings in your brain." ”

"Damn, you ......" Fang Tong had a disgusted expression, "Can you still do it, this kind of joke is also made?" ”

Ye Ying stopped teasing him, and simply told him what had happened, Fang Yi's face changed several expressions, and finally he sighed, "This world is fantasy enough." ”

It is obvious that Dr. Ye is not the only one who feels that the world is mysterious, but also Guan Mohe, who is sitting in the doctor's office listening to various precautions...... Liang Zhen, who has just been afraid to speak after the successful reset.

"Your jaw joint is relatively loose, avoid opening your mouth too wide for a month after you go back," the doctor put the case book aside and looked at Liang Zhen and said, "This fixation belt has to be tied for a week, and you should try to avoid opening your mouth and laughing as much as possible in the future, your jaw joint is relatively loose, and the chance of repeated dislocation is still quite large." ”

Liang Zhen opened his mouth to speak, probably thinking of the pain just now, he immediately closed his mouth, reached out and pinched Guan Mo's arm, and blinked vigorously.

Guan Mo glanced at him and turned his head to look at the doctor, "But he has never had such an incident in his life for more than twenty years." ”

Liang Zhen nodded violently on the side, indicating that it was iron not to collapse, and Guan Mo said it in his heart.

"This kind of thing also needs an opportunity," the doctor said, "and the probability of it happening again is relatively small if it never happens, but once it happens, the probability of recurrence increases." ”

Guan Mo also heard this from the doctor in the military hospital when he was in the army, but it was not because of his natural loose joints, but because of a serious injury caused by external forces.

After repeatedly confirming the precautions with the doctor, Guan Mo led Liang Zhen out of the hospital.

After walking out of the hospital, Liang Zhen took a pen and wrote something on the small notebook as he walked, and then patted Guan Mo's shoulder, Guan Mo glanced sideways.

"It hurts!"

Guan Mo sighed, "Isn't your jaw hurting, why are you still pulling the egg, and it will be transferred?" ”

Liang Zhen frowned, staring at the black eyes that were about to breathe fire.

Guan Mo smiled after he finished speaking, and he patted Liang Zhen's shoulder to show comfort, "Okay, the doctor said that you can not speak, you can speak with a little bit of tongue." ”

Liang Zhen continued to write in the notebook, "I don't! ”

Guan Mo glanced at him and didn't say anything.

"I'm afraid it'll break down again in a while," Liang Zhen continued, "and I'll wait until a week later, this broken rope won't tie me up." ”

Guan Mo was helpless, and he couldn't force it, so he raised his legs and walked out.

As soon as he walked out of the circular turntable in front of the hospital gate, a white Lexus drove in front of him, the body was slightly familiar, and Guan Mo swept the yellow sticker behind the rear of the car at a glance.

Tsk, a novice village just came out of stock, and dared to bang the accelerator as if it was about to fly a plane, awesome.

Guan Mo just sighed in his heart, and the Lexus that drove in front of him stopped two meters away, and pressed the horn.

Ye Ying stuck out half of his head from the car window, "Go back?" ”

Guan Mo stood still, and saw that the people in the car were still in their original posture and looked at this side, so he turned his head and looked back, but there was no one behind him.

"Ask your eldest nephew," Ye Ying smiled, "Cousin will give you a ride." ”

Guan Mo tightened his five fingers hanging by his side, his face expressionless.

The arm on his side was pulled twice, Guan Mo turned his head sideways, Liang Zhen looked curious, and his lips didn't move at all and made two thin syllables, "Relatives? ”

It seems that he has already learned the skill of making a voice without moving his mouth.

"Blind date...... Object. Guan Mo gritted his teeth.

Liang Zhen only reacted for half a second and began to shake his shoulders, Guan Mo's arm was still held by him, his arm could feel the amplitude of his shaking shoulders, he turned his head and glanced at Liang Zhen, who was holding back laughter and pain, "I don't want to go back to the second position in a while, so hold back my laughter!" ”

Liang Zhen immediately smiled, but he could see from his eyebrows that he was forbearing.

Guan Mo raised his hand and directly beckoned a taxi, and pushed Liang Zhen to sit in the car with an indifferent face, Ye Ying raised his eyebrows, retracted his head and stepped on the accelerator, and Lexus immediately soared out.

He felt that he might really be too boring as Fang Tong said, otherwise how could he tease a little ...... on the street is twenty-four years old, not a child, six years older than Shi Lin.

Shi Lin......

Thinking of Shi Linye, Ye Ying felt a pain in his head.