"What monkey?" Yue Lao had just sorted out his thoughts, and was slapped by Meng in the face, and half of it was directly scattered, and the remaining half was also shouted and lost.

"What are you talking about, 'outside the Three Realms, among the Five Elements', isn't it the six-eared macaque, a relative of Monkey King?" Meng looked at him with his face tilted, his neck curled, and his nostrils.

What he said directly made the old man so angry that he lost his voice, and he hammered his chest to mourn for the beautiful man in the divine realm, why was this stinky girl who was rude and had no common sense plucked the good flower of the divine realm?

Feng You chuckled, took Meng Li's hand, and asked her to sit down, "Alright, the words of the Immortal under the Moon are Buddhist terms, and there is no Monkey King in the Three Realms that you are talking about, let alone his relatives." ”

Meng realized that he had made a mistake, but he was stubborn and unwilling to admit his mistake to Yue Lao, so he sat back with Feng Youxiang's hand and asked him, "What were you talking about just now?"

Feng You glanced at Jiang Yuelao, and saw that he was still bowing his head and looking sad, so he explained the cause and effect to her one by one.

"I see. Meng listened and nodded again and again, only to know that this god realm is not only without Sun Wukong, even Yue Lao is not playing with ropes, so he thought of the richness of human imagination, and then went to see Yue Lao.

Old and shriveled, gray and short, full of ravines, gray beard, cloudy old eyes, thick knuckles...... really doesn't look like a fairy, and it doesn't look like a fairy in charge of beautiful affairs.

Thinking of this old man again, although he doesn't look pleasing, he can be regarded as a public servant, and he is still a rare immortal in the god world who is keen on doing practical things.

I feel that apologizing is not so difficult to say, "That...... Stinky old man, no, bah, old man, Fang is my inappropriate words, I am here to say no to you. ”

"Gah?"

Yue Lao was so frightened by this sudden apology that a short strange voice came from his throat, and he looked at Meng Li in disbelief.

coughed a few times, cleared his throat, and said in a hoarse voice: "Stinky girl...... Are you thinking of some conspiracy to harm the little old man? Let me tell you, I am not the Venerable Wind God, and I am easily confused by you!"

Meng Yan's face changed when he heard this, this stinky old man is too ignorant, he saw that he was still traveling for a long time at a young age, so he took the initiative to apologize when he was soft-hearted, why is he still so unpleasant? !

It's no wonder that she hates Yue Lao, it's really Meng Li, since she debuted as Meng Po, she has gone up to the ancient gods of the god realm, the big man of the demon world, and down to the little Ah Piao in the underworld, and the water, land and air elves who send ingredients, which one sees her and doesn't greet her with a smile?

Just this stinky old man, looking at himself with a disgusted face, a bitter old face, as if he owed him 1800 votes.

Seeing Meng put away his smile, rolled up his sleeves and was about to start teaching Yue Lao a lesson, Feng You hurriedly grabbed her, turned his head to the other side and said,

"The immortal under the moon said cautiously, if you anger her, you estimate that you won't be able to take care of the melon field for ten days and half a month. ”

When Yue Lao heard this, he looked at Meng Li, who was clasping his hands on his chest, and glared at him angrily.

Thinking that she is also the master of this room, although she is not known how old she is by seniority, but according to her position...... Digging deeper, it seems that there is a suspicion of the following crimes, and if he is beaten, he can only consider himself unlucky.

Again...... She still owes money to her sister......

After weighing it again and again, the old face piled up a chrysanthemum smile, and said to Meng Liao flatteringly: "It's the fault of the little old man, and I hope that Master Meng Po will not worry about the little old man." ”

Meng snorted before he came out of his nasal cavity with a reluctantly acceptable tone.

"Since you know that you are wrong, that girl will not care about the villain, so I will forgive you for the time being. ”

Yue Lao got an answer, got up, and sat down again to talk to the two about the investigation.

"Alas, the little old man really doesn't know that the human world has fallen to this point...... Men and women don't talk about love, they only talk about money, and they each take what they need......"

"Even if a small number of people fall in love and get married, there are also men or women, or both parties, cheating and divorce, so careless about managing feelings, even if it blooms, how can my melon field bear melon eggs?!"

"What's more, there are so many people in this world who break their sleeves and share peaches, openly forming a family with a woman, but secretly still dating the man they love......"

"Little Lao'er doesn't mean that it can't be like this, the emotions in the world, as long as they don't hurt others, are beautiful. However, acting like this is a great harm to the woman!"

"Alas, if it goes on like this, the melon field of the little old man will be ruined!"

Before the old man sighed in the next tone, the novice style of love affairs asked: "Is there really no affectionate person?"

This question was asked about Yue Lao's heart, and he sighed heavily, "Alas, the initial love is deep, and then it fades, and finally it becomes a habit, and finally it becomes a love." ”

"In this world, there are many deep and shallow loves, and it is better to meet the right person at the wrong time than not to meet ......"

As soon as Yue Lao's words came out, Feng You was thoughtful.

Meng Li, but she didn't feel anything, after all, she is also single so far.

Besides, she thinks that this is not a problem, as long as the two people really love each other, communicate in place, and tolerate each other, where can they not love all the time?

It's just that judging from her 18 years of experience, this matter is really difficult to handle. However, this little old man is not a tenant of the apartment, and of course, this matter is not within her scope of work.

Thinking about this, Meng spoke: "Then do you have any solution in mind?"

Feng Youxiang was still stuck in his own thoughts, and he was silent for a long time, and when Yue Lao saw this, he could only share his wisdom with Meng Li.

Like a baby, he carefully took out a small notebook the size of a palm from the purse hanging from his waist.

Pretending to be mysterious, he whispered: "Xiao Lao'er has recorded in detail the basic situation of unmarried men and women of appropriate age in the human world in this book, and when he returns to the divine realm, he will carefully cultivate suitable melon seedlings according to their requirements, and then artificially match ......."

"For those who cheated on the woman to get married, in fact, there are homosexuals in secret, Xiao Lao'er is also recorded, and those female melon seedlings will be forcibly separated as soon as possible!"

"Try to match them with these older single young men with good personal qualities and mediocre appearances one by one, and see if you can pick up a few melons that have slipped through the net......"

Listening to his method, Meng Li was extremely glad that he was "beyond the Three Realms and not among the Five Elements", and this old man's tricks were too damaging!

Yue Lao talked eloquently, spitting everywhere, and heard Meng sleepy insects on his upper body, and then he couldn't finish his voice.

Seeing that it was not too early, and seeing that the Wind God Venerable was still not in his mind, he said hello to Meng Li, who was holding back his sleepiness.

Smoothly swept the classic books and the thick book of questions that Feng Youxiang had put on the table before, swept them into his purse, picked up the hoe, patted the dust on his body, and left.