Chapter 81 Cooking soup and planting melons are incompatible

Although Feng Youxiang didn't quite understand what the two of them were fighting, it was really not a good scene for the three of them to stalemate like this, so he had to speak.

"Immortal under the moon, are you done with your business?" Feng You looked at the shriveled old man who was still maintaining self-defense movements, "Since you are here, let's go into the house and sit down and talk." ”

Saying that, he walked into the room first, and with a wave of his wide sleeves, the room that was originally used as a bedroom, with only one bed, one table and one cabinet, changed in an instant, and turned into an elegant place for guests.

Meng Liao was still muttering in his heart, what kind of immortal step is this "Immortal Under the Moon", what is it used for, the afterglow swept to the room to change, his heart was for a while, his eyes lit up, hey, the task assigned by the cheap sister, there is a door!

jumped over the old man and walked to the room, and made a grimace at the old man in a very good mood.

Yue Lao, who stopped in place, whispered "stinky girl" in his mouth, picked up the hoe, and walked into the room last.

The three of them sat down one by one, forming a three-legged momentum.

Meng Liao and Yue Lao looked at each other with disgust, a small head turned around, looking at the interior of the room, an old head, squinting to see Meng Lao.

As soon as their eyes made contact, they both "hummed" and looked in opposite directions.

Meng thought to herself: Where did this sloppy and hateful-looking stinky old man come from? He actually walked out of Feng Youxiang's room? Could it be that Feng Youxiang has been hiding in the room with this old man in the past few days by preparing a teaching plan for me?!

This kind of picture really made her feel that it was a kind of sin, a fatal destruction of beauty, the destruction of divinity, and the degradation of morality just by imagining it a little......

On the other side, Yue Lao, who turned his head, was full of regret in his heart.

Judging from his experience in growing melons for many years, the person who made the wind god emotionally was the yellow-haired girl who was sitting on the side at this time.

Look at the eyes that fell on the stinky girl, the smile, doting, and affection......

I think of him as thousands of women in the divine realm, as noble as the goddess of Yaochi, as cold as the fairy of the Moon Palace, and as delicate as the elf of the Star Palace...... Even in the demon world, there are countless well-known bewitching and glamorous witches, all of whom have a deep love for the wind god.

Who knew that the Venerable had such a peculiar taste, and he actually fell in love with such a thing!

This feeling is as if the pig, which was raised by his own house with shiny hair, will finally arch the cabbage, and as a result, the pig's head will be turned around, and he only loves to gnaw on the weeds on the side of the road.

Fortunately, now Meng Lao didn't know that this hateful old man not only went in and out of the room at will, but also called himself "such a thing".

Feng You has been a god since he was born, and he can't tell how old he is, and he has never learned how to play a round.

Seeing that the two of them are not eyes, and their noses are not noses, the only thing he can do is to introduce them to each other.

"This is the immortal under the moon, who is in charge of the marriage between men and women in the human world, and I came here this time...... It's for business......"

Feng You said to Meng Liu, embarrassed to mention that he asked Yue Lao about the relationship between men and women.

After speaking, he turned his head to Yue Lao, "This is the new Meng Po, and she is also the master here, surnamed Meng, and her name is gone." ”

As soon as the words fell, Meng turned her head and carefully looked at Yue Lao, who didn't look like a person of good taste, and compared it with the legendary Yue Lao she had heard and learned, and compared them one by one in her heart.

Yue Lao heard Feng Youxiang's introduction, but his heart was stunned, and his hand unconsciously folded the purse hanging from his waist, which contained the mobile phone he had recently purchased in installments with Meng's white strips.

"Mother Meng, surnamed Meng, stinky girl, what is your relationship with Meng Wanqiu, the wife of the water god?"

Meng Ligang compared him with the legendary Yue Lao and came to the conclusion: The legend is not credible, and whoever believes it is stupid.

Hearing this stinky old man open and close his mouth and call himself "stinky girl", he raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth in a sloppy manner, "What's the matter, you still know this girl's sister?"

Sister, Yue Lao's face turned dark when she heard this, okay, is this a stab at Meng's nest?

Thinking that when the water god got married, he married Meng Wanqiu, who had the worst business ability in the underworld, which made him sad for a hundred years, and he has not recovered so far.

It's good now, this Fengshen is actually the daughter of the Meng family, or Meng Wanqiu's sister, I don't know if this time, I can withstand such a blow.

Knowing this, it is better to put the wind god and the flower god together in a pile, so that it will rot in the god realm.

Meng didn't get an answer, and then saw that Yue Lao sighed with a black old face, and he was a little happy, and asked curiously: "Stinky old man, since you are in charge of the marriage between men and women in this human world, you may show me, where is my good match?"

"Hmph!" Yue Lao Zheng sighed, and when he heard Meng's question, he snorted from his nose before glancing at her with disdain, "Since you stinky girl has already taken up the position of Meng Po, you should know that as a god of the underworld, beyond the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, why do you still ask such a blank question?"

Meng Liao tossed his words back and forth in his heart, frowning, this stinky old man is making fun of me for not having common sense?!

Moreover, what does it mean to "not within the Three Realms, among the Five Elements", why does this sound so familiar?

Not to mention when she carefully recalled when she had heard this sentence, and then Feng You waved his wide sleeves to the table, and two large stacks of books appeared in front of Yue Lao.

"The book you left behind, the deity has read it all, and some questions have been sorted out in this booklet. As he spoke, he took out a two-finger-thick booklet from his sleeve.

Handing over the booklet in his hand, Yue Lao looked at the thickness of the thing in front of him, his face was stunned, and he swallowed dryly before taking the booklet.

turned his face sideways, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and turned his face to see Feng Youxiang's serious demeanor.

I had to stammer, "Fengshen...... Your Excellency, Your Excellency, you also know that Xiao Lao'er came here for tolerance, and now the situation is urgent, this ...... When the little old man is here, he will definitely answer your questions. ”

Feng You frowned slightly, bent his fingers lightly on the table, thought for a moment, and then said, "What are the results of your investigation?"

It's not that Feng You eats too much salt, and he is so idle that he rushes to help, and if Yue Lao's business is not finished, how can he take time out to busy himself with his own affairs.

As an immortal of the older generation, I really can't let the juniors put down their work and worry about their own private affairs.

That's why the wind is so important.

Yue Lao thanked him first, and before he could organize the language and wind to explain the situation.

Over there, Meng slapped the table with his little hand, stood up, and glared angrily at Yue Lao: "You stinky old man actually said that I am a monkey!"

She recalled it for a long time before she remembered watching Journey to the West when she was a child, isn't this the one who said the six-eared macaque!