Updated: 2011-01-08

Chapter Ninety-Three: The Sparrow Running Naked

While wiping her saliva and watching the handsome guy take a bath, Wu Ling'er was expecting the handsome guy to turn around. But the handsome guy now seems to be enjoying the feeling of the water hitting his body, and he has no intention of turning around, which makes Wu Ling'er very depressed when she hides outside the door.

Just when Wu Ling'er was entangled, suddenly her mobile phone rang: "My little baby, we are a couple!" My little baby, we're a couple, poke me my little baby, we're a couple, poke me...... My little darling, we're a couple, give me a ...... My little baby, my little baby, we're a couple, give me a look... Bei, we're a couple, give me a break..."

Brother Ying poked his head out of the peony pot: "Idiot, you kicked me under the bed!" ”

Wu Ling'er grabbed the mobile phone from under the bed, pressed it directly, and when she rushed to the bathroom again, sure enough, the handsome guy disappeared again: "What, it's like this every time!" It's too much! ”

"Woman, early in the morning, what are you crazy about?" Brother Ying twisted his body and crawled to Wu Ling'er's side in dissatisfaction, and at the same time did not forget to straighten his bow tie: "Why don't you answer the phone?" ”

"I ......" Wu Ling'er originally wanted to tell Brother Ying that she saw that handsome guy taking a bath in her bathroom again, but after thinking about Brother Ying's reaction after hearing it, she still gave up directly: "It's okay, you won't believe it anyway!" ”

Brother Ying didn't want to pay much attention to Wu Ling'er, but turned around and tried to clean up the floor that was messed up by Wu Ling'er: "You can guess if you don't say it, you nymphomaniac, you must have seen a handsome guy taking a bath in the bathroom again, right?" Please, will you change some new tricks next time? Is that guy really as handsome as you say? ”。

Although he said this, Brother Ying was also relieved, Wu Ling'er is too ****, right? I actually opened the door with a hairpin, but fortunately the phone rang, otherwise Brother Ying didn't know how to run this time.

Hearing Brother Ying say bad things about handsome guys, Wu Ling'er suddenly became unhappy: "Hey, can you give me enough time?" You've seen that handsome guy too, it's obviously very handsome!! But then again, with the aesthetics of an earthworm, you really can't understand the beauty and ugliness of human beings!! Wu Ling'er opened the cupboard boredly and took out a pack of instant noodles to prepare for breakfast.

"I understand!" Brother Ying tried hard to throw the last pillow on the bed, and replied: "It's hard to be read by you every day, don't you understand?" But I still think that guy looks a little girly! And I always like to wear white clothes, won't it be difficult to wash? ”。

"What do you know? What is popular now is neutral beauty, although his appearance is a little feminine, but it is that kind of neutral feeling, and there is no lack of men's masculine feeling at all, it will not make people feel that they look very girly, but give people a very gentle feeling, although he always collapses his face in front of me, does not smile, and does not speak!! But I really think he's reliable! Wu Ling'er was boiling the water while counting her feelings to Brother Ying about this handsome guy in white.

Listening to Wu Ling'er praising herself all the time, Brother Ying was also secretly happy in his heart: "It's a little sample!" Do you have today?! Usually he is always ridiculed by Wu Ling'er, saying that he is an earthworm and has no beauty at all, but now he also has a day to turn over: "Think about the good things you do to others, he will laugh at you to have a ghost, and people are not masochists!" I like to be beaten by you ugly girl! ”

Wu Ling'er sighed and poured the boiled water into the bowl, it was rare that she could get up early, but she could only take instant noodles for breakfast, this feeling was a little too bleak: "I didn't mean it, there was a reason to do it to him twice, okay?" Speaking of this, Wu Ling'er sighed and put down the kettle in his hand: "I also hope to meet him when there is no danger, and then apologize to him well, I didn't mean to hit him." It was ...... situation."

"Yes, yes, yes! I know! Can't blame you! Who told you to be born with fewer roots? I said, hurry up and finish your meal, and then start the summoning ceremony, I've been arranging it for a morning!! Brother Ying impatiently fiddled with the fire spirit bead, entangled in his heart about the abnormalities in his body in the past two days.

Can just a Fire Spirit Bead make a body evolve? At a certain moment, Brother Ying even had the idea of taking the Fire Spirit Bead as his own, but he immediately dismissed this idea. Now he doesn't want to change too much, and now this state is good for Wu Ling'er, in case he is too powerful and attracts the attention of the Wu clan, it will be troublesome. Unless the five spirit beads are gathered, in that case, Brother Ying will still think about it.

Brother Ying, who was a little depressed, turned his head and glanced at the mirror, and found that a pattern had begun to appear faintly on his back, if it continued like this, it would be seen by Wu Ling'er, the same pattern on the back of the handsome guy appeared on Brother Win, even if Wu Ling'er was an idiot, he would know who the handsome guy was, and it seemed that he had to think of a way.

Brother Ying, who was a little depressed, waited for Wu Ling'er to finish eating and then urged: "Hurry up!! ”

Wu Ling'er wiped her mouth before coming to the open space in the middle of the room: "What should I do?" ”

Brother Ying threw the fire spirit bead to Wu Ling'er: "Put it in the middle of the altar, and then just like last time, do you remember the sacrificial text and summoning spell?" Don't get it wrong, it's not the witch pet that will be summoned, but something else, don't cry!! ”

Wu Ling'er flicked Brother Ying fiercely: "Shut up!" This time, I will definitely summon a witch pet with great beauty, and you will wait for the next cousin to fall out of favor!! ”

"Phew, I wish someone would take my place and accept your ****!! I wish you success!! Brother Ying shrank to a corner of the room angrily, as if he was going to sleep, but in fact, he was also mentally prepared, in case something unexpected happened when summoning, even if he was a **** identity, he had to protect Wu Ling'er. Otherwise, it would be strange if Wu Xiaoxuan didn't kill him.

As the obscure sacrificial text spit out of Wu Ling'er's mouth, Brother Ying also had to admire this guy, obviously she had memorized the sacrificial text once five years ago, and she could still recite it all word by word, but I don't know what she will summon in a while, Wind Wolf? Firefox? Ice crows? Mu Li? These things should be her liking, right?

Although he thought so, Brother Ying didn't think that Wu Ling'er would summon these things, she could summon herself five years ago, what would she summon now? Not to mention Wu Ling'er, even Brother Ying is very curious.

As the last note of the incantation ended, the fire spirit bead on the altar suddenly emitted a red light, and the light flickered in the air, like a fiery red rainbow.

Seeing this red light, Brother Ying's center sank: "Trouble is coming!" "The fire attribute witch pet is not easy to tame, and the violent personality is likely to bring a lot of trouble to Wu Ling'er, if this guy doesn't know each other and uses witch power outside, Wu Ling'er's identity will be directly ****. Maybe we'll have to clean up this guy first. Hopefully it will learn to behave, otherwise......

In Dasheng's red light, a small figure suddenly appeared, and Wu Ling'er's eyes were happy: "Yay! It's out!! "This time it's not like the last time I summoned Brother Win, I searched for a long time to find an earthworm like a maggot, although the red light didn't disappear, she could see the shadow of the witch pet, no matter how it was, it was definitely not an earthworm! Thinking of this, Wu Ling'er felt happy.

After waiting for more than three minutes, the red light slowly disappeared, and Wu Ling'er also successfully saw her new favorite on the altar: a sparrow with a whole body, except for a small handful of hair on its head?!!!

"Don't!!" Suddenly, the entire building echoed Wu Ling'er's screams. Looking at the hairless sparrow on the altar, Wu Ling'er even had the heart to cry: "What is this?" Last time, it was okay to summon an earthworm like a maggot, but this time it summoned a hairless sparrow? Is my character that bad? I'm so pathetic!! ”

Although Wu Ling'er's cry has not yet reached the realm of Li Tianzuo's earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods, this cry is absolutely miserable, comparable to Meng Jiangnu's crying on the Great Wall. Brother Ying was in a cold sweat, and he didn't have time to see where the hairless sparrow was sacred, he just wanted to find a place to get into it so that he could escape this terrible cry: "Shut up!" Dead woman! ”

"Shut up! Woman!! ”

Hey? Is there an echo? When Brother Ying was wondering in his heart, he saw that the sparrow on the altar had jumped down from the altar, although the lack of hair made his image a little miserable (Wu Ling'er: Is there only some?). It's just as bare as the kind of roasted sparrows sold outside!! But the sparrow walked very seriously, as if his every movement existed only for the sake of perfection: "Woman, it is your honor to summon me, what is your attitude?" ”

Wu Ling'er, who was crying sadly, was originally sad because she had summoned such a tasteless witch pet, but when she heard the sparrow's words of such a stinky fart, she suddenly became angry, and directly slapped the sparrow on the mat with a punch: "A sparrow is a sparrow, what do you have to stink?" Get out of the way!! ”