Chapter 29: Cuckolding Tang Seng

[You know a fart! The anchor drank too much? It's clearly just a plot need. 】

[God's special plot needs, Journey to the West needs Sun Wukong to drink?

[Hmph, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other. The original work clearly writes that killing six thieves here, originally Sun Wukong was sprayed by Tang Seng and then ran away, and then there was a plot of Guanyin Bodhisattva sending a tight mantra. 】

[Now that Sun Wukong has collected the six thieves in a strange way, there is no obvious conflict between the two sides, how can he arrange for Wukong to go away to Huaguo Mountain, and Guanyin secretly sends the plot of the hoop spell?]

[So the anchor cleverly solved this problem with a hare, look at it, the next thing must be that Sun Wukong is going to wear a hoop spell. 】

[Kneel down for the original analysis party!]

[It makes sense, but ...... The anchor is such an arrogant person, he will be willing to wear a tight spell, and the old man said he didn't believe it. 】

[Opening man: The opening is open! Will Sun Wukong wear a tight spell, the one who supports it is 1, and the one who is against it is 2. 】

These people are so boring......

Cui Shi looked at the barrage and pouted, but his face quickly changed.

No! Guanyin Bodhisattva!

If Guanyin really wants to send a hat over, you can't miss it.

Hurry up and grab this high-level leader of Buddhism, and ask what the charter of the few thieves who were inexplicably sent over yesterday was, and where the Zhang brothers, who were supposed to serve their sentences in the Jingzhou City Prison, went.

Also, if it is really Guanyin, is there a way to treat the terminally ill vegetative person, doesn't it say that it is good to save the suffering and save the suffering, and you have to show your ability when you encounter it.

As soon as Cui Shi thought of this, he immediately jumped up and chased all the way in the direction of the west, and finally caught up with Tang Sanzang, who was slowly leading the horse westward.

"Don!"

Cui Shi greeted him, rushed forward, looked around and saw no one else, and asked casually, "Didn't anyone come to you?"

"Who?"

When Tang Seng saw him, he seemed to be struggling emotionally, and deep down in his heart, he was actually looking forward to such an apprentice who went to the West Heaven together, even if it was a partner. But this person did not listen to the advice and brutally killed the hares, how could my Buddhist disciples be in the company of him......

Guanyin hasn't come yet?

Cui Shi frowned slightly, and said with a smile: "I drank too much last night, don't worry about it, Old Tang, I won't barbecue game in front of your eyes in the future." ”

Not in front of me......

Tang Seng felt helpless in his heart and felt a deep headache, is this a step down for me?

After thinking about it, it should still focus on education. Didn't I go all the way to the west to learn scriptures, just to educate all the people and make one heart good?

Now this Wukong has unpredictable skills, but there are still evil thoughts that have not disappeared, and it was the Buddha who sent me to test me.

Thinking of this, Tang Seng's mind gradually calmed down, thought about it, took out a beautiful flower hat from the package, and said with a smile: "Wukong, this hat was given by a pious lady when Chang'an was preaching. ”

Yes!!

Cui Shi's face changed, and the secret path was indeed so!

This hat must not be worn, but I didn't expect Guanyin to make a layout so early, disguised as an old lady and sent this tight spell.

Hmph, you want to put a hat on me and chant a spell to control me, daydreaming!

With a roll of his eyes, Cui Shi smiled and said, "Mr. Tang, you can't wear this hat." ”

"How?"

Tang Seng doesn't know why, it's a pretty flower hat.

"You see, along the way, we met tigers and bandits, and in the end, we were dressed too conspicuously, and we would be discovered from afar and cause a lot of trouble. ”

"Hmm, what then?"

Tang Seng frowned, it sounded reasonable, but he couldn't crawl.

"Protective color!"

Cui Shi quickly got a lot of large green leaves, and arranged the two of them from beginning to end, and suddenly became two green men and a green horse, blending into the evergreen forest of pines and cypresses, and it was really much hidden.

"Hmm...... You're taller, so I'm going to put this on you. ”

In the end, Cui Shi made a big crown out of turquoise grass, put it on Tang Seng in a dignified manner, clapped his hands and smiled: "Look, isn't this much better, as long as we keep a little sound when we walk, we will never provoke beasts and robbers again." ”

Hum!

If you want me to wear a shackle spell, I'll give you a green hat first.

【Poof!】

[Wife, come out and see Sun Wukong cuckolding Tang Seng. 】

[Great Sage, please take my knees!]

[Alas, the female goblins on the westbound road, you have to check, guard the women's way, you can't be ...... by a monkey]

[System message: "Shumo Liang" was renamed "Jade Rabbit Essence". 】

[Jade Rabbit Essence: Elder Tang, the concubine body is also a last resort, that monkey he ...... He uses force!]

[System News: "Scrap King" was renamed "White-haired Rat Essence". 】

[White-haired rat spirit: You can't blame me, only blame the cold and lonely in the bottomless pit, and the concubine body really can't get through it, so she was deceived by the monkey's rhetoric......]

[The king of the daughter country: They are all a bunch of water-based poplar demons!Brother Yu, you must believe that I am innocent. 】

[System News: Thank you for the hot chicken head Γ—1 sent by "Elder surnamed Tang, sweet to sorrow"!]

[Announcement on the whole platform: Thank you for the hot chicken head Γ—1 sent by "Elder surnamed Tang, sweet to sorrow" to the anchor "Monkey King of the "Great Sage Live Room"!]

The clearly visible large banner announcement caused a sensation on the entire cockfighting platform at once.

In the originally lively Dasheng live broadcast room, it ushered in a cold scene for a moment.

Immediately afterwards, the overwhelming barrage began to explode wildly.

【666666!】

[True local tyrants, slots, slots!!]

【This Nima ......】

[My surname is Tang, I can make you sweet for a lifetime, never sad, ask for attention. 】

[Bai Fumei has finally lifted the bank card confinement?]

[Hot chicken head, I'll go, 100,000 soft girl coins, crazy this!!]

According to the rules of the cockfighting platform, on top of the prop chicken rack worth 10,000 soft girl coins, there are two more expensive props, which represent the top reward.

Chicken neck, 50,000. Hot chicken head, 100,000.

It's just that few anchors can get such a grade of props as a reward, Cui Shi has been live for almost a week, and there is not a single chicken neck.

Unexpectedly, today, as a green hat fell, the supreme hot chicken head suddenly appeared, and 100,000 soft girl coins were directly smashed down.

It's horrible, it's crazy.

Ordinary people's monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan is already quite good, and this 100,000 yuan is enough to fight for a year without eating or drinking!

Just to watch a live broadcast, enjoy watching it, and send it with a wave of your hand?

This Nima!

The previous sensational confession incident on the cockfighting platform, although the local tyrant smashed a terrifying two million, but it was also to confess to the anchor, but now this ...... She doesn't seem to support the anchor, but the little white face who played Tang Seng in the live broadcast, and she doesn't even know her name.

In the midst of a crazy 66666 barrage, I finally saw her own speech.

[The elder's surname is Tang, sweet and sad: 555555555, my Tang Tang is so pitiful, he was tricked by this hateful monkey, went to work hard to fast, and now he is still cuckolded, don't don't, I hate it......]