This wine, after all, is still too much to drink.

couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the comrades, as the focus of the whole dinner, Cui Shi couldn't escape the endless pushing and changing cups, and became drunk.

When I returned home and looked at my watch in a daze, it was already half past ten.

Although he had already taken advantage of the toilet to announce the postponement of tonight's live broadcast, he didn't expect to be drunk like this now.

Let's go up and make a head, it's not good to stop broadcasting just after signing a contract.

Cui Shi poured down a large glass of cold water, shook his head, and said silently:

"The live stream begins. ”

[Ah, it's finally here!]

[It's okay, it's not too late, the anchor has taken a leave of absence, and it can be regarded as credibility. 】

[Hmm, why is the anchor's face so red?

[No, shouldn't the monkey be red in the butt, how did it turn into a face, what does this mean. 】

Entering the world of Journey to the West, Cui Shi was not sober.

Damn, not only can you bring things here, but you also have to bring alcohol, pit.

Cui Shi leaned weakly against a big tree, feeling that his feet were a little weak.

"Wukong, what's wrong? Could it be that the six thieves were subdued just now, and the mana consumption was too large?"

Tang Seng took a few steps closer and asked with concern.

He witnessed six fierce and vicious thieves, and was received by Wukong into a small magic weapon, which is said to be called the Soul Yin and Yang Mirror, and it is indeed worthy of being a gold medal fighter sent by the Bodhisattva.

Uh, has you played a lot of this cargo network, where does the mana consumption come from......

Cui Shi couldn't complain, leaned against the tree for a while, and suddenly felt a rumbling in his stomach.

What a drunken dad!

I'm drinking, these inhuman guys are trying to make me eat more.

Hungry, Cui Shi frowned and said, "It's okay, I'm just a little hungry, Old Tang, can you get some food?"

"Okay, I'll go. ”

When Tang Seng heard this, he nodded without hesitation, holding his huge purple gold bowl and hurried away.

【I rub!】

[This...... Tang Seng went to fasting for Sun Wukong?]

[Bullying!]

[What about the female tyrant who likes Tang Seng, can you bear this? I can't bear it!]

[Fortunately, I haven't apprenticed yet, otherwise this would be simply a deception of the teacher and the ancestor.] 】

[Everyone, everyone, listen to the old man. The old man has been on the wine table for decades, and the alcohol test is good, if you watch it well, the anchor should be ...... today Drink too much!]

[I rub, Sun Wukong is drunk, Tang Seng is careful to serve, is this a crooked Journey to the West?]

[Ask for the psychological shadow area of the king of the daughter country. 】

[System News: "Xin is powerless and painful" was renamed "King of the Daughter Country". 】

[King of the Daughter Country: Brother Yu, you have to keep it, the concubine is waiting for you in the fifty-fourth round......]

[Hahaha, there's nothing wrong with it, I've found it in the book. Chapter 54: French sex came to the west to meet the women's country, and the heart ape planned to get rid of fireworks. 】

After a while, Tang Seng went and returned, and the purple gold bowl was filled with some red, red, yellow and yellow things, which seemed to be all kinds of unknown wild fruits.

"Wukong, there are no people in this radius, and you can't make a meal, so you can get some fruit to satisfy your hunger first, right?"

"Thank you. ”

Cui Shi was not polite, picked it up and ate a few, but it was sweet and sour, but it stimulated the secretion of gastric juice, and he felt even more hungry.

Bang!

It's also a coincidence, a fat hare that was chased by some beast and frightened came out of the grass, and suddenly saw two people here, and was even more surprised, the four rabbits kicked hard and planned to change directions, but they just hit the big tree that Cui Shi was leaning on, and suddenly let out a wail, and fainted.

I'll it.

Cui Shi even woke up for three points, it turned out that the story of waiting for the rabbit was not made up by the ancients.

I'm hungry, and this is a door-to-door benefit.

Without hesitation, I turned off the live broadcast first, and turned it back on before a minute arrived, with a bunch of spices turned out of the kitchen in my hand, salt, MSG, cumin, and chili powder.

"Wukong, you...... What to do?"

Tang Seng saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly stopped the "apprentice" who was looking for a withered branch and planned to make a fire.

"Barbecue, don't make any noise, I'll share your rabbit leg later. ”

Cui Shi soon lit a fire and began to slaughter the hapless rabbit.

"You, you, you!"

Tang Seng's face changed greatly, and he was shocked: "We are monks, and killing is a great precept. Rabbits are small, but they are the same creatures, how can you ......"

Burst!

Cui Shi casually stabbed the hare in the heart, and said without looking back: "Don't make trouble, you are a monk, I am not, I am at home." ”

"Nonsense!"

Tang Seng couldn't stop it, seeing that the rabbit struggled a few times, and finally became a pile of delicious ingredients, he paused and said: "You were enlightened by the Bodhisattva and sent me west, but how can you act so recklessly! Have you forgotten the deep meaning contained in the Bodhisattva's name Wukong?"

Oh?

Cui Shi said with a smile while washing and peeling the rabbit: "Wukong, what you realize is an empty word." The so-called four are empty, and everything is empty. The fruit you have given me to eat is empty, and so is the rabbit I roast. What are you fighting about? You have the idea of distinguishing in your heart, that is, you have not yet comprehended the true meaning of emptiness!"

This ......

Tang Seng was a little confused by this sophistry, and retorted: "The so-called emptiness of Buddhism, how can you say that it is so confused! The sky has eyes, and there are gods in the three feet above your head, you kill living beings like this, what kind of western heaven do you go to, what Buddha do you worship?"

"Heavens?"

Cui Shi pierced the cleaned rabbit with a branch, put it on the fire, shook his head and said: "Oh, the empty you said is not the same thing as what I said, what you said may be ***, I'll introduce you to you when I go back." Now stop arguing, do you want to divide the rabbit legs?"

"Poor monk, even if the poor monk dies on the road, he doesn't want a traitor like you to accompany him!"

Tang Seng saw that he was obsessed, and he couldn't understand what he said, so he was so angry that he put his Zen staff on the ground and slammed it, and actually led the white horse away from the distance, never wanting to mix with the murderer who killed the hares.

Cui Shijiu didn't wake up yet, and he didn't care about him, he ate a barbecue hare meat beautifully, and fell asleep in a daze.

When I woke up, I had forgotten about last night.

Look at the fire that went out in front of you, and the rabbit bones all over the ground, to remember a little.

Looking at the translucent barrage in the air, it turned out to be divided into two factions, arguing endlessly.